What did we do last night? Part 101 (j/k) part 6
Disclaimer: I do not own the Xmen, but if I did this fic would NC-17 and
I would be starring in it myself. Oh yeah I do NOT own the VILLIAGE PEOPLE.
Thank god
I put a really rude part 6 up earlier in the week hoping the idiot who put
MY story with their name on it would put on their web site and look like an idiot.
MAY YOU ROT IN HELL
"Rogue, I don't believe you just did that." said the professor.
"What?" said Rogue smiling innocently.
"What the hell are you up to now," growled Logan.
"Nothin'" said Rogue, Kitty and Jubilee at the same time
"Any hoo, totally changing the subject there Logan, Chuck I am dying to know one thing."
"Yes Jubilee,"said the professor.
"What's the speech you give to people to get them to come to the school?"
The professor thought about it for a moment, thinking it was an innocent enough
question till Rogue spoke up.
"Well Sugah, that's an easy one," Rogue said standing up, she started to sing.
"Young man, theres no need to feel down
I said Young man pick yourself up off the ground
I said young man, cause your in a new town theres no need to be unhappy
Young man theres a place you can go
I said young man, when your on the run from magneto
you can stay there
and im sure you will find many ways to have a good time
Its fun to stay at the X.I.H.L.
Its fun to stay at he X.I.H.L
they have everything for you to enjoy,
you can hang out with the x boys"
"OUT!!!!!" yelled the professor.
"Sheez, touchy." said Kitty
"No sense in giving him a stroke now, Worf there might have to give him CPR," said Jubilee
"Oh Jubilee," said Logan running after down the hallway after the girls.
"What?" said Jubilee
"There was phone message for you," said Logan giving her a peice of paper.
"Thanks."
Jubilee opened the peice of paper and read it, then she yelled at Logan, who was
laughing walking back into Xaviers office.
"Screw you Logan!!!"yelled Jubilee.
"What?" said Kitty and Rogue
"Apparently some three year old wants his jokes back," said Jubilee.
Rogue and Kitty started laughing
"Why do I get the feeling this is the start of something,"
said Rogue
"I am gonna tell everyone you sing ABBA songs in the shower," yelled Jubilee.
A very faint," go right ahead" could be heard.
"ASSHOLE! I will not rest till I get him back," said Jubilee.
The girls walked by a room that said No students allowed.
Jubilee looked at her friends with an evil glint in her eye
"What?"said Kitty
"Let's go into the intercom system room," said Jubilee.
"Won't that get us expelled," asked Kitty
"Nah, why would they expell us?" said Jubilee
"Lets do it!" said Rogue.
"Rogue!!!"
"Aw shit it's Scott."
"Lets hide we can deal with him after," said Jubilee.
"How are we supposed to get in there," said Rogue, pointing to the door that was locked.
Just then Bobby, John and Remy were coming down the hallway.
Jubilee pushed Rogue in there direction and whispered in Rogues ear," Just ask Gambit, he'll
get us in there."
Rogue gave Jubilee a dirty look and started walking towards the boys.
"Hi sugar," said Rogue giving Remy her sweetest smile.
"chere, what are you up to?"
"Nothing."
Jubilee was watching Kitty and Bobby make eyes at each other, she just rolled her eyes at them.
" Spit it out Rogue," said Gambit
"Well," she paused, " I need to get into that room," she pointed to the locked door.
"Well, why didn't you say so. Gambit can get you in there no problem."
"Gambit crouched in front of the lock and pulled out something that looked like a pick.
He put it in the lock, turned it a couple of times and the door opened.
"There you lovely ladies go," said Remy with a big smile on his face.
The girls walked into the room saying "thank you " to Remy as they passed.
"Have fun girls," said Remy closing the door.
"You are such an ass kisser," Bobby said
"At least I talk to the girl I like," said Remy walking down the hall.
"What to do, what to do," said Jubilee sitting in one of the chairs.
Jubilee picked up the microphone, flipped one of the switches on and started talking.
"Attention K mart shoppers, it appears we have a sale in Logan's room.
He has tampons at a discount prices, I think he's going through menopause,
so he doesn't need them anymore so he has said he needs to sell them."
A growl could be heard through the whole school. Rogue and Kitty looked at each other
with a worried look.
"How long do you think we have before Logan and Scott come through the door," said Jubilee,
covering her microphone.
"I'd say about 3 minutes," said Kitty.
"No way about a minute and a half," said Rogue.
"Ok gotta do this fast then," Jubilee said uncovering the mike, "Ok, before Elvis and Cyke
break into the room and terminate our lives, I have got to say a few things."
"Elvis?" said Kitty and Rogue (I was gonna use someone else but she beat me to it)
"Yeah, he's got the sideburns for it. You wait he's gonna be Elvis for Halloween. Anyway,
Bobby, I know your out there, Kitty here would like to send you a long distance dedication.
She writes. Jubes, I have know this boy in my school for some time now and he is my friend,
but he just doesn't know how I feel. Owwwww that hurt," said Jubilee as she wrestled
with Kitty for the microphone.
"Geez, can no one take a joke."
"Girls open the door now," said a very pissed off Scott Summers.
"Ok better finish this off. Ok Rogue your next, I wrote a song for ya.
Well actually I ripped off Britny Spears, like she wrote it anyway."
Rogue looked at Jubilee in horror, she didn't know whether to be scared of the
people coming through the door or what Jubilee was about to do.
"This song is about a girl named Rogie," Jubilee started to sing "Early morning, she wakes up
Scott, Wolvie, Remy at the door, It's time for a checkup, perfect smile,
It's you they want to adore, They go..Isn't she a honey, this comic book girl, the xmen say,
She's our rogie, she's a star, but she cry, cry, cries in her lonely heart."
Just then Logan and Scott burst through the door, the girls let out a scream in suprise.
"That's it girls, get to your rooms and we'll discuss this in the morning," said Scott
standing in the doorways with his arms across his chest.
Logan started laughing, as they left the room, he said, " And I do not look like Elvis."
The girls heard Scott say, " As a matter of fact you do"
"Kiss my ass one eye."
The girls walked down the hallway, they heard Storm say," You know what happens to boys that
leave the toliet seat up and they are struck by lightning."
The girls started to climb the stairs when they heard Bobby say, "That line sucked then
and it sucks now."
A big crack of thunder could be heard with a blinding flash of light.
The girls walk to their doors and paused. "How much trouble do you think we're in?" asked
Jubilee.
"I have no idea, but you still haven't had a talk with Scott," said Rogue.
"Next time, definitly next time."
"Good night Rogue."
"Good night Jubes."
"Good night Kitty."
The end.
I am sick so this one is lacking, also my 8 yr old daughter came up with the
words to Rogie aka Lucky, so be kind. She was dying for me to work it in, so I did.
PLease R & R. One more thing, if you have read my Mindless Dribble, Cheyenne, my kid,
informed me tonight that the windsheild had a healing factor too.
So there you go, it wasn't a screw up on the movie company's part. Right whatever.
Oh yeah I have an idea for a story but don't want to do it by myself, Its a humor one also and
very original. If your intrested email me
Come on Review
Disclaimer: I do not own the Xmen, but if I did this fic would NC-17 and
I would be starring in it myself. Oh yeah I do NOT own the VILLIAGE PEOPLE.
Thank god
I put a really rude part 6 up earlier in the week hoping the idiot who put
MY story with their name on it would put on their web site and look like an idiot.
MAY YOU ROT IN HELL
"Rogue, I don't believe you just did that." said the professor.
"What?" said Rogue smiling innocently.
"What the hell are you up to now," growled Logan.
"Nothin'" said Rogue, Kitty and Jubilee at the same time
"Any hoo, totally changing the subject there Logan, Chuck I am dying to know one thing."
"Yes Jubilee,"said the professor.
"What's the speech you give to people to get them to come to the school?"
The professor thought about it for a moment, thinking it was an innocent enough
question till Rogue spoke up.
"Well Sugah, that's an easy one," Rogue said standing up, she started to sing.
"Young man, theres no need to feel down
I said Young man pick yourself up off the ground
I said young man, cause your in a new town theres no need to be unhappy
Young man theres a place you can go
I said young man, when your on the run from magneto
you can stay there
and im sure you will find many ways to have a good time
Its fun to stay at the X.I.H.L.
Its fun to stay at he X.I.H.L
they have everything for you to enjoy,
you can hang out with the x boys"
"OUT!!!!!" yelled the professor.
"Sheez, touchy." said Kitty
"No sense in giving him a stroke now, Worf there might have to give him CPR," said Jubilee
"Oh Jubilee," said Logan running after down the hallway after the girls.
"What?" said Jubilee
"There was phone message for you," said Logan giving her a peice of paper.
"Thanks."
Jubilee opened the peice of paper and read it, then she yelled at Logan, who was
laughing walking back into Xaviers office.
"Screw you Logan!!!"yelled Jubilee.
"What?" said Kitty and Rogue
"Apparently some three year old wants his jokes back," said Jubilee.
Rogue and Kitty started laughing
"Why do I get the feeling this is the start of something,"
said Rogue
"I am gonna tell everyone you sing ABBA songs in the shower," yelled Jubilee.
A very faint," go right ahead" could be heard.
"ASSHOLE! I will not rest till I get him back," said Jubilee.
The girls walked by a room that said No students allowed.
Jubilee looked at her friends with an evil glint in her eye
"What?"said Kitty
"Let's go into the intercom system room," said Jubilee.
"Won't that get us expelled," asked Kitty
"Nah, why would they expell us?" said Jubilee
"Lets do it!" said Rogue.
"Rogue!!!"
"Aw shit it's Scott."
"Lets hide we can deal with him after," said Jubilee.
"How are we supposed to get in there," said Rogue, pointing to the door that was locked.
Just then Bobby, John and Remy were coming down the hallway.
Jubilee pushed Rogue in there direction and whispered in Rogues ear," Just ask Gambit, he'll
get us in there."
Rogue gave Jubilee a dirty look and started walking towards the boys.
"Hi sugar," said Rogue giving Remy her sweetest smile.
"chere, what are you up to?"
"Nothing."
Jubilee was watching Kitty and Bobby make eyes at each other, she just rolled her eyes at them.
" Spit it out Rogue," said Gambit
"Well," she paused, " I need to get into that room," she pointed to the locked door.
"Well, why didn't you say so. Gambit can get you in there no problem."
"Gambit crouched in front of the lock and pulled out something that looked like a pick.
He put it in the lock, turned it a couple of times and the door opened.
"There you lovely ladies go," said Remy with a big smile on his face.
The girls walked into the room saying "thank you " to Remy as they passed.
"Have fun girls," said Remy closing the door.
"You are such an ass kisser," Bobby said
"At least I talk to the girl I like," said Remy walking down the hall.
"What to do, what to do," said Jubilee sitting in one of the chairs.
Jubilee picked up the microphone, flipped one of the switches on and started talking.
"Attention K mart shoppers, it appears we have a sale in Logan's room.
He has tampons at a discount prices, I think he's going through menopause,
so he doesn't need them anymore so he has said he needs to sell them."
A growl could be heard through the whole school. Rogue and Kitty looked at each other
with a worried look.
"How long do you think we have before Logan and Scott come through the door," said Jubilee,
covering her microphone.
"I'd say about 3 minutes," said Kitty.
"No way about a minute and a half," said Rogue.
"Ok gotta do this fast then," Jubilee said uncovering the mike, "Ok, before Elvis and Cyke
break into the room and terminate our lives, I have got to say a few things."
"Elvis?" said Kitty and Rogue (I was gonna use someone else but she beat me to it)
"Yeah, he's got the sideburns for it. You wait he's gonna be Elvis for Halloween. Anyway,
Bobby, I know your out there, Kitty here would like to send you a long distance dedication.
She writes. Jubes, I have know this boy in my school for some time now and he is my friend,
but he just doesn't know how I feel. Owwwww that hurt," said Jubilee as she wrestled
with Kitty for the microphone.
"Geez, can no one take a joke."
"Girls open the door now," said a very pissed off Scott Summers.
"Ok better finish this off. Ok Rogue your next, I wrote a song for ya.
Well actually I ripped off Britny Spears, like she wrote it anyway."
Rogue looked at Jubilee in horror, she didn't know whether to be scared of the
people coming through the door or what Jubilee was about to do.
"This song is about a girl named Rogie," Jubilee started to sing "Early morning, she wakes up
Scott, Wolvie, Remy at the door, It's time for a checkup, perfect smile,
It's you they want to adore, They go..Isn't she a honey, this comic book girl, the xmen say,
She's our rogie, she's a star, but she cry, cry, cries in her lonely heart."
Just then Logan and Scott burst through the door, the girls let out a scream in suprise.
"That's it girls, get to your rooms and we'll discuss this in the morning," said Scott
standing in the doorways with his arms across his chest.
Logan started laughing, as they left the room, he said, " And I do not look like Elvis."
The girls heard Scott say, " As a matter of fact you do"
"Kiss my ass one eye."
The girls walked down the hallway, they heard Storm say," You know what happens to boys that
leave the toliet seat up and they are struck by lightning."
The girls started to climb the stairs when they heard Bobby say, "That line sucked then
and it sucks now."
A big crack of thunder could be heard with a blinding flash of light.
The girls walk to their doors and paused. "How much trouble do you think we're in?" asked
Jubilee.
"I have no idea, but you still haven't had a talk with Scott," said Rogue.
"Next time, definitly next time."
"Good night Rogue."
"Good night Jubes."
"Good night Kitty."
The end.
I am sick so this one is lacking, also my 8 yr old daughter came up with the
words to Rogie aka Lucky, so be kind. She was dying for me to work it in, so I did.
PLease R & R. One more thing, if you have read my Mindless Dribble, Cheyenne, my kid,
informed me tonight that the windsheild had a healing factor too.
So there you go, it wasn't a screw up on the movie company's part. Right whatever.
Oh yeah I have an idea for a story but don't want to do it by myself, Its a humor one also and
very original. If your intrested email me
Come on Review