Hi, this is just a little song I wrote in the shower once.

Annabeth Chase was having a great day. A girl, she once met at a summer camp before Camp Half-Blood, turned out to be a demigod. Her name was Lila. Later at dinner, a owl appeared above Lila's head. Athena, Annabeth thought, figures, she hated spiders. And she was really smart.

Then at the campfire, Lila sat beside Annabeth.

"You know this campfire is a lot like the one at camp wart-hogs." Lila said (Switch the order of the two words. what does it say? HOGWARTS!)

"Yeah."

"You remember the song we made up?"

"Hades yeah. In fact I have it in a notebook."

"Why do you look so happy, wise girl?" Percy said, sitting on the other side of Annabeth.

"Seaweed brain meet Lila. As for why I'm happy, you'll have to wait a bit."

Annabeth and Lila went up to Will, and asked to do a song. He looked surprised but agreed none the less.

"Hi," said Annabeth to the campers, "Lila and I are going to sing a song we wrote, at a different summer camp."

"Yup"

Lila and Annabeth started singing

(Lila-Bold and Annabeth-Italic and Both- bold and italics)

I was at a summer camp
I said "Oh, what fun I'll have"
But outside my cabin door, there on the wooden floor
Stood a hairy creature and I couldn't believe it
Who puts spiders at a summer camp?

The campers laughed, as the Athena cabin shuddered wondering the same thing.

(Chorus)

Oh Arachnophobia, oh Arachnophobia
I'm in a dystopia, oh Arachnophobia
I really hate those 8 leg spiders out there

I screamed and people looked at me
I said "Why don't you see?" and pointed to the creature
A counselor came up to me and said
"It's just a little spider"
Well who puts spiders at a summer camp?

Oh Arachnophobia, oh Arachnophobia
I'm in a dystopia, oh Arachnophobia
I really hate those 8 leg spiders out there

Then I heard, a yelp for help
I turned to see a girl
She had blonde hair, and piercing grey eyes
She said "Get that spider out of here!"
The counselor just sighed
Our eyes did meet and we both screamed

Oh Arachnophobia, oh Arachnophobia
I'm in a dystopia, oh Arachnophobia
I really hate those 8 leg spiders out there

Oh Arachnophobia, oh Arachnophobia
I'm in a dystopia, oh Arachnophobia
I really hate those 8 leg spiders out there

The campers clapped, they were surprised, but the two girls had really good voices.

"BUT, THEN I WILL KILL THOSE ROTTEN CHILDREN OF ARCHNE! DON'T WORRY WISE-GIRL!" Percy screamed.

"Seaweed brain, it's just a song."

"I knew that." Percy said unconvincingly.

Like it? There is a pretty blue button below, you know you want to push it. There you have a bit of Percabeth fluff at the end.