A/N: Its been a while I know, but im around! I honestly have no excuse other than: procrastination, pure laziness, and work and school are time consuming. I kinda just winged this chapter, but im satisfied with how it came out xD made me smile while writing. but as always, spoilers, dont own naruto, yada yada

Ch 24: Obito Uchiha

Dear Naruto fanfiction authors,

HEYA! OBITO HERE!

You know, Tobi? "Tobi is a good boy!"

Kakashi: Besides that whole "start a war for Rin thing..."

HEY THAT WAS JUSTIFIED! I LOVED HER! You know how an Uchiha's love is-

Deidara: WAIT! YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT IDIOT WHO INFURIATED ME TO NO END WAS HIM? HMPH? HES THE REASON I GOT RESURRECTED IN A WAR?

Itachi: Yes. He thought he could control a badass like me.

We are not starting this conversation, Itachi.

Nagato: So wait...he's not Madara Uchiha?

Itachi: He wishes.

I DON'T WANT TO BE ANYONE OK?

ANYWAY.

Yeeeeeah...would now be a good time to apologize for that whole "war" thing? Hahaha...you know...misguided vengeance and controlled by another Uchiha who makes Sasuke look like an emo care bear? Typical Uchiha tragedy?

Madara: ...

Sasuke: ...

Itachi: PFFT! HAHHAAH! I CAN SEE IT!

Sasuke: SHUT THE HELL UP WEASEL!

CAN YOU GUYS LET ME RANT PLEASE AND THANK YOU!

Anyway.

So yeah, hehe, war.

HEY SOMETHING GOOD CAME OUT OF IT! All the nations are in peace now right? Naruto achieved his dream, Kakashi and I made up, Kabuto and Orochimaru turned good, I think. The ends justified the means right? I even gave up my life to make things right!

Kakashi: You're also the reason why Guy almost died.

Guy: I LOOKED AWESOME THOUGH!

Madara: You put up a great fight. I haven't felt that alive since Hashirama :)

Hashirama: ;-; baby come back...you can blame it all on me...

Tobirama: ...ugh...Uchihas...

GO

AWAY.

AND HES ALIVE ISN'T HE?

Sasuke: There were also tons of war casualties. Did you NOT see how hard it was for us to beat Madara?

...point taken.

BUT I'M SORRY OK.

I see now that Rin's death wasn't Kakashi's fault. Now i get to spend eternity with her in the afterlife :3

Rin: Still in love with Kakashi ^^

...

Would it be too much if I decided to start another war?

Minato: Well-

DON'T ANSWER THAT.

Minato: ;-;

Anyway, the main reasons I decided to write this letter was because: A) i wanted to say I really am sorry about that whole war thing...

And 2) because i wanted to remind you I'M IN LOVE WITH RIN. NOT KAKASHI. I STARTED A WAR FOR RIN BECAUSE OF KAKASHI. DIFFERENCE.

NOT

IN

LOVE

WITH

KAKASHI.

Please and thank you.

Kakashi: You said "a" and then "2".

...what?

Kakashi: You...nevermind. Once an idiot, always an idiot.

HEY! THIS IDIOT MADE YOU ALL MY BITCHES.

Madara: Yeah cause of me...

...THATS NOT THE POINT.

You know what? Theres no point to this anymore.

Not gay.

In love with Rin.

Sorry about the whole war thing.

I think that about covers it.

Anyway, other than that thank you to all of my fans who sympathize with me! An Uchiha's curse is a pain in the butt to go through and pulls all those feelsy feels strings!

Don't have your OCs be like us ;-;

I'm still better than Kakashi,

Obito Uchiha