Paper

[Lavi x Reader]

... Seriously? Faaaill~

:(

"Honestly," Lavi whined. "We're exorcists, not the chief's lap dogs!" he said as he held a stack of papers in his arms.

You also juggled a stack of papers in your hands. With so much in your hands, you also had to snag a few in your mouth. Though when you had finally gotten to the division doors, you kicked them open and hastily made your way to Komui's desk.

You dropped them on Komui's desk as your muffled voice said, "Merf hu ho."

"Yeah," Lavi said as he crossed his arms behind his head. "I think that's all of it... unless you have more you wanna dump on us..." he grumbled.

Komui, startled by your intrusion, looked up at you and frowned. "[Y/N]-saaaaann~," he cried out. "You're here to dump more paperwork on me too?! HOW COULD YOU?!" he pathetically wailed, gripping your waist.

You sighed, ready to console the man and ripped the paper out of your mouth, but quickly slapped a hand over your mouth as you cursed.

Noticing your silence, Komui ceased in his stupidity wailing and looked at you. "[Y/N]-chan? Are you alright?" the lazy scientist inquired.

"The papers in my mouth dried and I ripped it off my lip!" you whined, careful not to double the stinging sensation on your bottom lip. You tried running your tongue over your lip, but that made it much worse. "A-ah—ouch, ouch, it sttiiinnggsss~!" you whined, jutting your now reddened lower lip out.

Everyone deadpanned at you as you flailed around, shuffling around the bookshelves to get what they needed.

Lavi stood to the side and smirked. He grabbed your chin and made you look up at him. "I can make it stop~" Lavi cooed.

Your eyes widened as he leaned down and ran his tongue over the offending wound, squirming his way into your mouth. He sucked on your lip with the utmost care and gentleness, meshing your lips with his as he leaned in a bit more. Soon enough, he pulled away and smirked down at you, ignoring the fluttering of paper and dropped jaws.

You gingerly touched your lip and looked up at him with a hazy look in your eye.

"Well?" he prodded, grinning.

"You..." you murmured. You lifted up your fists and punched him in the jaw, sending him spiraling through the bookcases in the Science Division. "Made it worse, you idiot!"

You then stomped off to run your lip under some cold water... later finding out that doing that was a horrible idea...

... You were gonna go find Lavi and apologize... maybe he could fix it~