ATHENA'S PAGE

QUOTE OF THE DAY

'Today is the oldest you've ever been, and the youngest you'll ever be.'

DISCUSSION ACTIVITY

Poseidon: That's confusing.

Athena: Of course it is. (For you)

Poseidon: Are you calling me dumb?

Athena: No, I'm calling you mentally challenged.

Zeus: Ha, good one

Poseidon: Oh you're such a beautiful, wonderful, intelligent person.

Athena: Really?

Poseidon: No, I thought we were having a lying competition.

Athena: I've been called worse things by better men.

Artemis: No man is better than the other, they're all the same I tell you. Lying, worthless, deceiving, idiots.

Hermes: Are you calling me a liar?

Artemis: I never said you counted as a man.

Hermes: (Gasp) so are you saying you like me?

Artemis: What?

Hermes: Well you like women, and you said I'm not a man so that makes me a woman!

Artemis: -_-

Apollo: Oh my gods, my younger sister has a crush on Hermes.

Artemis: Apollo, I am older than you. And I DO NOT have a crush on Hermes.

Apollo: No you're not, I'm older than you.

Artemis: I helped mother give birth to you.

Apollo: Did not.

Artemis: Did so.

Apollo: Did not

Artemis: Some day you will find yourself- and wish you hadn't

Apollo: You're mean.

Artemis: Exactly.

APOLLO'S PAGE

SONG OF THE DAY

'I'm friends with the monster that's under my bed; get along with the voices inside of my head. You're trying' to save me stop holding your breath, and you think I'm crazy (think I'm crazy) well that's nothing.'

-Rihanna, Monster

DISCUSSION ACTIVITY

Apollo: You know who this song reminds me of?

Hermes: Who?

Apollo: Dionysus

Dionysus: Oh, really. Care to explain.

Apollo: You're crazy

Artemis: You know who this song reminds me of?

Apollo: Who?

Artemis: You

Apollo: How?

Artemis: You're crazy

Hermes: I don't think you're crazy. But then again, that's my opinion against thousands.

Apollo: I will not let the judgement of others, lower my self-esteem.

Artemis: Oh is that what you say to convince yourself?