A/N: What's this another chapter? YAY! All I can say about this chapter is Poor Tony. As always please Read and Review!

Tony inspected the body it looked like how Amarya described the body of Dr. Shannon some thirty years prior. "Her name was Kate Todd." Dr. Ryan replied.

Tony looked up from the body and was about to ask Dr. Ryan how she knew that, when he noticed the remains of her passport in her hands. To Tony the woman Kate Todd died no more than a year ago, two at most. Gibbs began to whimper Tony turned to face him only to have him head bunt him in the chest as he hid clinging to Tony like a lifeline.

The party left the body and headed back to the campsite. "Dr. Ryan!"

Tony looked on at the people coming into the campsite, his rival Stan Burley and a woman who looked rather familiar. He frowned when the two of them came into full view.

"So, Dr. Ryan did you find anything extraordinary that will put Dinozzo's find to shame?" Stan asked as if Tony wasn't there.

"Well, um…not quite yet sir." She replied.

It was then that Stan noticed Tony and the others. "What the hell are you doing here?" Stan asked.

"Making sure you don't do anything stupid, like usual Stan." Tony replied snippety.

"Oh that reminds me Gibbs I want to thank you for all your help."

Tony turned to face Gibbs who was biting his lip. "Tony, I would like to introduce my newest assistant Ziva David. I believe the two of you have already met." Stan said with a smug grin.

"We're acquainted." Tony replied.

"Is that all you can say for the wild crazy sex we had?" she finally spoke up.

"In your dreams Ziva!"

"Honestly, Tony who could resist this body? You were crap! The rumors of your conquests were greatly exaggerated. What Tanya and all those saw you in I'll never know."

Gibbs saw the reaction that comment affected Tony, if only briefly he growled at her. "This must be Gibbs that Stan told me about who wants to mate with you. I found something too." She whistled.

An unknown woman showed up in animal skin that just covered her privates. Tony noticed the long silver hair and the piercing blue eyes so much like Gibbs. "Yes, Ms. David here has found a female of whatever Gibbs is. Her name is Lizette now we can mate her with Gibbs and watch how the pregnancy progresses we could even sell their offspring as pets. What do you say Tony, partners? I am sure you will be glad to get rid of Gibbs's sexual interest on somebody else." Stan said.

"You're insane!" Tony replied.

"So, Dr. Ryan I know there is something great here we must find it, and we can make arrangements for the mating between Gibbs and Lizette."

Tony watched as both Gibbs and Lizette approached each other, it reminded Tony of how dogs greet each other without sniffing butts. Tony held back his dislike on all this as he watched Gibbs act happy. The two of them began chirping and making strange noises at each other Lizette looked from Gibbs and glancing at Tony with a tilted head. She moved towards Tony cautiously after getting an approving look from Gibbs.

She circled Tony inspecting him carefully making him feel a little uncomfortable about all this. She smiled at Tony "Mate?" she said. Tony's eyes went wide briefly "What?"

"Mate…" she said as she tried to illustrate what she wanted. Gibbs growled coming up to Tony and grabbing him in a tight hold "Mine…" he growled. "Mmmm…mate." He said as he nuzzled his neck.

Ziva began laughing her ass off at the sight, Tim covered Jimmy's eyes at the spectacle before them. "Looks like the two of them have taken a quite a fancy to you Dinozzo." Stan said with a grin.

This is perfect while they're busy with Dinozzo I can find that spectacle thing that will make me rich. Stan thought to himself.

Tony was pulled this way and that as the two of them kept fighting over him as they growled at each other.

"This could get ugly." Tim whispered to Jimmy. Jimmy gave a small nod "There must be something about Tony they like." Jimmy whispered back.

Tony attempted to get them to stop but was not having any luck. To make matters worse Ziva decided to get on it "Oh Tony you are so irresistible why didn't we continue our relationship?" She asked after she shoved her tongue down his throat which created growls from both Gibbs and Lizette.

Tony gave her a look and she chuckled. "Oh Tony, I was just teasing about your performance you're quite good in bed actually."

"You attempted to steal my research." Tony replied before having his mouth devoured by Gibbs why Lizette was busy nuzzling his neck. "Jesus when will they stop?"

"They won't stop until you chose who your mate is no less obviously." Dr. Ryan said.

"I am not going to mate either of them!" Tony said as he finally got out of their grasp. Gibbs and Lizette glared at each other before growling at Ziva.

"It's getting late now we should take it easy and get a fresh start in the morning." Stan said.

Everybody began making preparations for the night. Tim and Jimmy got firewood for the fire tonight, Dr. Ryan and Stan were checking their food supply, Ziva was busy looking over equipment and Tony was trying not to get in the middle of Gibbs and Lizette's interest in him.

When night came and everyone went to bed for the night Tony made sure his tent was good and tight he didn't want Gibbs or Lizette to come in and try to mate with him. He was on edge not sure if he was safe he heard the slight tapping at his tent. "Who's there?" He asked.

"It's me." Ziva replied.

Tony opened his tent and Ziva walked in. "What do you want?"

"I just thought you'd want some company that wasn't trying to get into your pants. Someone to protect you from those savage animals."

"Ziva I don't need protection and they are not savage animals…"

"You really think you can handle both of them? Boy are you delusional. Tell me something Tony are you in love with this Gibbs?"

"I…" Tony began before an unknown noise erupted the campsite.

"So it begins." Ziva said with a smug grin heading out of Tony's tent with a vast amount of weapons on her person. Tony hurried after her "Ziva wait what is Stan after?" He didn't get a reply but he saw her, Stan and Lizette disappeared into the jungle. He stood where he was as he spotted Dr. Ryan storming back to her tent mumbling to herself.

"Hey where the hell did they run off too?" Tony asked her.

"Stan is an idiot and that two faced bitch…" she said.

Tony let out a sigh as he went to wake his party starting with Gibbs. When he woke Gibbs up "Tony…" Gibbs said happily.

"Mate." He said as he pulled Tony into an embraced followed by a kiss.