Hey guys! So, I haven't been very active lately. Well, that's about to change because now that I've taken care of some stuff, I can now do what I love to do best! WRITE! Anyways, enjoy the chap! DISCLAIMER: I only own Alyssa. Violent belongs to Kookylover98, Melody and Phoenix belongs to Demented and Disturbed, Noel belongs to Yoshiwithamustache, Alli belongs to Alli's Guard and Drum line, Rosey and Jayden belongs to Jeanette Violet, Steve belongs to Pikminchiefofawesomeness, Chloe, who belongs to KillerMongoose and Chase, who belongs to Pixlpower15859! Let's get to it! Oh yeah, I'm typing this on my Wii U. Just thought you should know.
The Koopalings, Bowser, Bowser Jr., Linda, Clawdia, Kamek, and Alyssa were all on the AMDF stage, playing mad libs.
"One day, Bowser went walking in 60 inch high-heeled shoes. Suddenly, his wig fell off and he had a nervous breakdown right then and there. Luckily for Bowser, though, there was a wig shop across town that had a 100% off all items sale. Unfortunately, Bowser, being the obese monkey that he is, couldn't make it and freestyled uncontrollably until the police arrested him for mooning. The End." Alyssa read to the entire cast.
Everyone in the audience giggled uncontrollably while everyone on stage let out loud guffaws.
"That...was beautiful." Lemmy said, wiping a tear.
"Somebody publish this girl!" Roy said, nodding in agreement.
"Why am I always a victim? Why not someone else for once?!" Bowser exclaimed.
"So she gets all of this for some immature story?! What about my music mad libs?!" Ludwig asked, feeling a little envious.
"It was boring. Mad libs have to be funny or else it's just a lame party game." Larry explained.
"MY work? BORING?! PFFT! My work is NOT boring! Listen: 'Art thou not appreciated enough? Art thou-'"
"Zzz...uh...huh?! What?! Jumping jackrabbits, Ludwig! Your work put me straight to sleep. My point exactly."
"Actually Ludwig, I thought it was wonderful!" Linda complimented.
"Thank you, Linda! At least someone-"
"Yeah, you put Rose straight to sleep with it! Good job!"
"...Thanks, I guess." Ludwig muttered to himself.
"Don't worry son! You'll get used to being a failure. Just look at your father." Clawdia somewhat comforted.
"How 'bout nooooooo." Ludwig said, crossing his arms and returning to his seat.
"What? What's wrong with me?" Bowser asked, about to stick a fork into an outlet.
"Everything. Just...everything." Iggy said
The OCs came onto the stage.
"Hey guys! What's u-STOP!" Violent shouted, tackling Bowser to the ground.
"What is wrong with you? A normal hi would've been fine..." Bowser said, getting up and brushing himself off.
"Are you CRAZY?! That type of thing can kill you!" Melody exclaimed.
"Yeah! Then who'll pay me?!" Steve added. Everyone looked at him.
"...I mean, not that I work for him or anything. Heh."
"Well. I guess it's time for the cage." Ali said, pressing a button on a remote.
Just then, an abnormally large cage fell on Bowser.
"What's going on here?! Why am I in a cage?!" Bowser growled.
"He's getting angry! Rosey, the tranquil shot!" Jayden exclaimed.
"Where did you put it?" Rosey asked.
"ME? I told YOU to hold it!"
"Well it's not here!"
"Don't worry, guys! I'll save the day!" Phoenix said, throwing a snicker into Bowser's cage.
"But why a snickers?" Chase asked.
"Because Bowser is never himself when he's hungry." Chloe pointed out.
"But that's just it! Bowser is NEVER himself! So doesn't he need a Snicker like every moment of his life?" Noel asked.
Bowser ripped open the Snickers, stared at it for a second, and then threw it on the ground.
"THIS…IS…PEANUT BUTTER! I WANTED REGULAR!" He shouted.
"Does that really matter? Snickers are Snickers to me." Kamek said, shrugging.
"Seriously? We couldn't have just ONE normal episode?" Alyssa asked.
"No way…" Larry said, putting his arm on her left shoulder.
"…because normal…" Roy started, putting his arm on her right shoulder.
"IS TOO MAINSTREAM!" Everyone said, much to the annoyance of Alyssa.
"THAT'S IT! We are starting RIGHT NOW! Where are those questions, Aly?!"
…
"ALY!"
…Hm? Oh sorry! I was making a sandwich! Ok, catch!
A stack of papers landed smack on top of an audience member's head.
"DUDE! WATCH THE HAIR PIECE!"
Whoopsie!
The papers teleported into the hands of Kamek.
"Well, now we can start! These questions come from dragonspinner35!"
Dragonspinner35's Questions:
great story and here are my questions/gifts
bower: what are your tips on catching a princess and here's your gift a t-shirt that BADDEST VILLAIN ALIVE. larry: would you rather go to jail fo fraud or walk aroun in a meat suit and a gift a chest full coins. iggy: would you rather donate your body for research or date a mummy and a gift universe/dimension portal gun. roy: what would you do for clondike bar and a gift new weight set. morton: where would you go for a vacation and a gift mp3 player bowser jr : what would you do if you had your own art company and a gift new paint set ps your my favourit. ludwig: how you rate everyone and a gift two tickets to the oprah. wendy: where do you see yourself in 10yr and a gift silk pink dress. lemmy: whats the most embarssing thing you ever done and a gift piranah plant.
"Hm! Seeking knowledge for princess kidnapping, hm? Well, you've come to the right Koopa! The tradition of kidnapping a princess has been passed down from decades upon decades, you see. The first step to kidnapping a princess is to be the princess. So, go to your nearest wig and dress shop, and get ready to have the looks! The next step to kidnapping a princess is to dress your loser caretaker, who is in this case Kamek, up to deceive the others while you carry out with your genius plan! Finally, the last step. Forcefully take over Princess Toadstool's castle and claim it as your own! But be cautious of pesky plumbers! Preferably ones who wear red and green caps! Those are the worst!" Bowser explained. "SWEET! FREE T-SHIRT!"
But due to the t-shirt being two sizes too small, it ripped apart.
"Aw man!" Bowser said, snapping his fingers and kicking his cage.
"Don't feel too bad. The shirt was a lie anyways." Melody told him.
"So, what you're saying is…I can walk around in a meat suit and then I'll get coins?! COOL!" Larry said, changing into his steak outfit and running outside.
"Wait! Larry! There are stray dogs over-" Linda said, but Larry had already run outside.
5 Seconds later…
"I'M NOT STEAK, IDIOTS! I'M A KOOPA!" Larry yelled, running back into the studio and shutting the door behind him.
"Sounds even better." The stray dogs said, licking their lips.
"I taste HORRIBLE though!"
"Dude. We eat frickin' garbage for a living. It can't taste any more horrible than that."
"Touché." Larry said, returning to his seat. "Hey, where's my chest of coins I was promised?!"
A chest of coins landed smack into an audience member's face.
"Aly. Over here." Larry motioned.
A chest of coins transported into Larry's hands.
"I'll donate to SCIENCE, of course! …Well, I can't do that until I'm dead, but thanks for the dimension portal gun!" Iggy Koopa thanked.
"Hey, what gives? Why did the author write out Iggy's full name?" Ali pointed out.
"Because the author will get a lawsuit against Iggy Azalea if she doesn't." Wendy explained.
"But…it's not like Iggy Azalea reads fan fiction." Violent said.
"Iggy Azalea reads fan fiction. Just trust me on this one." Morton told her.
Roy got out of his seat and hugged Bowser Junior. "I love you bro."
"GROSS! ROY GERMS!" Junior squealed.
Just then, streamers and confetti started to fall on Roy while two ladies brought him a Klondike bar.
"THAT'S what I would do for one of these babies!" Roy said, opening the bar. "Oh yeah. Thanks for the new weight set, too! I broke my other one trying to throw it Junior the other day."
"For vacay? I would go to Jamaica! Think of all the people there I could talk to! Just think about it! And thanks for the mp3 player, but I have an IPhone 60 Plus with 1,000 gigs! …Whatever the heck that means!" Morton said.
"Gigs are gigabytes Morton! You know, used for space on your phone?" Ludwig explained.
"Haha. Giggity. Ha." Morton said to himself, laughing.
"Were you even listening to what I said?!"
"Uh, duh."
"Repeat something I said then."
"Uh…the part about giggity?"
"…Shut up, Morton."
"If I had my own art company, I would force all of my brothers and my sisters to work there. With no pay. At all." Bowser Jr. said.
"HMM!" The Koopalings and Alyssa said together.
"It might not happen today, but it'll happen. Thanks for the paint set btw, and I'm glad I'm your favorite instead of all of these other LOSERS!" He added.
"How would I rate everyone? Let's see:
-Bowser Junior: -5 stars
-Everyone else: Eh. Average.
"WHAT?! A NEGATIVE 5 STARS?! I'M NOT THAT BAD!" Junior protested.
"You are that bad. I don't even know why that author says you are his favorite, you're fricking terrible!" Ludwig exclaimed.
"Leave mah child alone!" Bowser shouted from his cage.
"Eat an egg, Bowser."
"WHAT?!"
"I said, break a leg Bowser."
"WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME TO GET INJURED! JEEZ! THE NERVE OF SOME PEOPLE!" Bowser said, rolling his eyes.
"Thanks for the tickets to…wait are these tickets to Oprah or the Opera? Either way, I'll still go. I like them both." Ludwig said.
"OMG! A Vera Wang dress?! THANK YOU! And 10 years from now, I will be a successful fashion designer that goes by the name, 'Danielle Chanel'." Wendy explained.
"PSH! Successful?! Yeah, right!" Roy sneered.
"I'll be more successful than YOU!" Wendy shot back.
"You wish! I'm going to be an undefeated boxing champion! And you're going to be some bum on the street asking for cream of wheat!" Roy told her. "Hey, that rhymed! She's a bum on the street, looking for cream of wheat! She's a bum on the street, looking for cream of wheat!"
"SHE'S A BUM ON THE STREET, LOOKING FOR CREAM OF WHEAT!" The audience repeated.
"We'll see who the bum is in 10 years, Roy!" Wendy grouched, going back to her seat.
"My mix tape drops in a hundred years! Or Pre-order today to get 10% off!" Roy announced.
"Roy. Sit down." Linda sighed.
"The most embarrassing thing I've ever done was fall off my ball in front of a grizzly bear! It was sooooo embarrassing!" Lemmy said.
"Don't you mean, scary?" Jayden asked.
"No, it was embarrassing! I was taunting the bear and then when I turned around to leave, I fell off my ball and it started to chase me! I was so ashamed!"
"…Uh-huh. I think you should learn your emotions, Lemmy." Steve suggested.
"I do know my emotions! Like for instance, when I'm sad, I jump up and down and start laughing!" Lemmy said. "And thanks for the Piranha plant!"
"Our next set of questions comes from Shark Lord!" Kamek announced.
Shark Lord's Questions:
Bowser what is your view of your smg4 counterpart?
Roy what would you do if you encountered Springtrap?
Lemmy would you be good friends with Derpy?
Bowser Jr. what went through your mind when Mario had turned your dad into a skeleton? Sorry for bringing back bad memories so have a baby lava shark as a pet :3
"Pff! What a dumbass! I'm nothing like him! I don't even LOOK like him!" Bowser said, crossing his arms.
"Actually. You do." SMG4 said in the audience.
"I don't!"
"You do."
"Don't!"
"Do."
"Don't!"
"Do."
"Don't!"
"Don't."
"Do!"
"Don't."
"DO!"
"Don't."
"I DO! I DO ACT LIKE HIM! SO THERE!" Bowser shouted.
"Really Bowser?" Chase said, shaking his head.
"Yep! I won that argument!" Bowser said, smiling like an idiot.
"You say that like I'm AFRAID of him, or something! I'm not scared of no Bunny!" Roy exclaimed.
"Good to know, because Springtrap is right outside, let's bring him out, here's Springtrap." Maury said, magically appearing on the stage.
"Wha-?"
The audience started to boo Springtrap when he arrived on the stage.
"MAN, F#%K Y'ALL! F#%K ALL OF Y'ALL!" Springtrap said, taking a seat.
"So, uh, Mr. Springtrap? Why are you on my show today?" Maury asked him.
"Your show?" Bowser asked, sitting up in his cage.
"Well, Maury! People is going around spreading rumors, talkin' about I killed those kids at the pizzeria! How did I do it, and I'm just a cute, defenseless, little bunny rabbit?" Springtrap asked.
The audience continued to boo Springtrap.
"So you're saying you DIDN'T do it?"
"That's what I'm sayin'!"
"Ok, well, we asked Mike, a previous night guard at the location to say something and this is what he said. Let's take a look." Maury said, turning on the monitor.
Mike's Testimony
"Springtrap IS the killer of those missing kids, and I'm here to prove it! He tries to cover up his act with the, 'Oh, I'm just a cute little Bunny rabbit' hoax! Who the HELL does he think he's fooling?! Because of him, I lost my damn job! Plus, we even have FOOTAGE of him doing it! LIVE, HIGH DEFINITION FOOTAGE! Well, ok, not so high def, BUT YOU CAN TELL IT'S HIM! I'm here today to EXPOSE Springtrap as what he really is! A cold-hearted killer!"
"Ok, let's bring out Mike to the stage." Maury introduced as Mike walked directly towards Springtrap.
"YOU LITTLE %&*#! I'M GONNA ^%$&*# KILL YOU!" Mike shouted as he lifted Springtrap by his animatronic neck.
Guards came onto the stage to hold Mike back.
"YEAH! YOU LUCKY THESE GUARDS HOLDING ME BACK! OTHERWISE, I WOULD HAVE OPENED A CAN OF WHOOP ASS ON YOU!"
"Gotta find a can opener first, loser." Springtrap said, sticking his tongue out at him.
"Okay, enough of the suspense! It's time to find out if Springtrap really murdered those children at the pizzeria using the suit he is now trapped in!" Maury announced, grabbing the results from a producer. "In the case of the murders committed in Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria, Springtrap, you ARE the murderer!"
"OOOOOOOOOOOH! I KNEW IT!" Mike shouted, jumping out of his seat.
"And that's not all. We also gave him a lie detector test! Springtrap, you said that you didn't lure those children to the back of the Pizzeria and killed them. Well the lie detector determined that was a lie, you used the suit more than several times before. "
"BOOOOOOOO!" The audience screeched.
"I TOLD YOU! DIDN'T I TELL YOU!" Mike yelled, running off the stage.
"Well, that's that. Officers." Maury said, leaving while policemen came to arrest Springtrap.
"Darn it…" Springtrap sighed, getting handcuffs put on him and getting escorted off the stage.
"Um…well, I guess I don't have to worry about encountering him, then." Roy shrugged.
"YEP! In fact, me and Derpy are best friends now!" Lemmy said.
"First a ball, now a pony?" Noel asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Well, Iggy had a chain chomp because he didn't have any friends. And still doesn't." Junior said. "What do you mean what went through my mind? Kamek and I knew that dad would probably screw up and fall into the lava anyway, so we had a special potion to help him. Thanks for the lava shark, I'll probably put it on Morton when he falls asleep tonight."
"Ok, here's the next set of Q's from Demented and Disturbed!" Kamek read.
"Hide me, HIDE ME!" Bowser said, cowering in his cage.
"Hide YOU?! Hide ME! I blew up her house! She's gonna murder me!" Larry shouted.
"This is gonna be good." Alyssa said to herself, laughing.
Demented and Disturbed's Questions:
Some questions for the least liked and most liked out of this...mess... Larry: OH MY GOD I WILL FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE AND HUNT YOU DOWN AND MURDER YOU FOR BLOWING UP MY TV I HATE YOU NOW LARRY HOW DOES IT FEEL?! Roy: Some person called Dimioria kidnapped that bunny of yours because she thought it was adorable, so...just wanted you to know! Bow-Bow: This is what I call you now. Eat your peas. Lyss-Lyss: Are you FINALLY happy that Rose was born? Morton: Since talking in chat speak doesn't work, we shall use...memes instead. This is all I have, since I hate the lot of you. (Except you, Steve, you're lonely. I'll get you a girlfriend!) Anyways, bai! *flies away on a Klown Kart*
"Look at that. LOOK AT THAT! I KNEW SHE WAS COMING FOR ME! Welp, time for mah rocket launcher again…" Larry said, firing several shots outside on the studio balcony.
Demented And Disturbed's house…
"Haha! I wonder how bad I scared Larry! I hope he doesn't wet himself on public television! Well, actually I hope he does! It'll be HILARIOUS!" D and D said, sitting in her red loveseat, watching her 120-inch flat screen television with surround sound.
Just then, five shots hit the gigantic television set, destroying it to bits in the process.
"WHAT?! AGAIN LARRY?! IT WAS A GIFT! A FRICKIN' GIFT!" D and D screamed, falling to her knees. "CURSE YOU, LARRY! CURSE YOUUUUUUUUUU!"
*END*
"…And that takes care of that! Can't come after me now!" Larry beamed.
"NOOOOOOOO! NOT MY BUNNY!...I mean, what is this, 'bunny', you speak of?" Roy asked, nonchalantly.
Violent held up a picture of Roy holding-
"OKAY, I have a rabbit. I'm guilty, now give her back!"
The rabbit transported right onto an audience member's face, where it started to bite.
"MAH FACE!"
I'm still a little rusty on this whole, "Move the item into the person's hand" thing, so bear with me.
The rabbit transported onto Roy's lap.
"Thanks." Roy said, cuddling his rabbit.
"*cough* LOSER!" Bowser coughed.
"At least I have something to cuddle!" Roy said, glaring at him.
"I have something to cuddle! Linda, hand me Rose!"
"Rose is asleep. You are not waking her up with your shenanigans." Linda said bluntly.
"HA! YA LOSER!" Roy teased.
"But I HATE Peas! They taste like shiz!" Bow-Bow said, frowning. Everyone looked at him funny.
"What is shiz?" Iggy asked.
"According to Urban Dictionary, it's another word for…oh my." Kamek said, blushing.
"What?" Chloe asked.
"Um. Search it up on your own free time…"
"Yeah, having a little sister isn't all that bad! I kinda like the little twerp!" Alyssa answered.
"Don't call your sister a twerp." Linda scolded.
"But you call Bowser things worse than that!"
"It's my mouth, and I'm 31 years old. Remember that." Linda said, smirking.
"DAYUMM! YOU LOOK GOOD FOR 31! YOU GON' LET ME HOLLA?!" Someone in the audience yelled out.
"That's my wife you're talking about!" Bowser growled, getting envious.
"YEAH, THAT'S MY WIFE TOO BRUH!"
"Bowser, calm down. They're just some immature teens." Linda assured him.
"Lousy, stupid, mocking, audience members…" Bowser muttered.
"Yes, yes we should. Like sirs." Morton said, putting on a top hot and getting a wine glass.
"Oh, here we go…" Melody sighed.
"LIKE A BOSS. BUT THAT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS. KILL YOURSELF. OH GAWD. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY! DERRRRRP. YOUR MEME IS BAD, AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD. BAD LUCK BRIAN. OVERPROTECTIVE GIRLFRIEND." Morton said, all at once.
"Ok, but Morton, I have one question for you." Roy said to him, "WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOSE?! WHAT ARE THOSE?!" He screeched, pointing to Morton's crocs that he was wearing.
"That wasn't nice. IT'S ONLY FUNNY WHEN IT'S SOMEONE ELSE!" Morton sobbed.
"Yes, yes. I'm very lonely. Sigh." Steve said, leaning back into his chair.
"These last questions come from RampageKitty, now known as KillerMongoose!" Kamek said.
KillerMongoose's questions:
Hehehe… RampageKitty is back with a new username! And I had a lot of sssuuuuggggaaarrrrr…
Chloe- Ceiling Cat needs weapons. Mind if you give her a gun?
Larry- I AM NOT A BAD FRIEND! THAT'S IT! CEILING CAT, BLENDER CAT, NYAN CAT, MY CAT, AND ALL THE CATS IN THE WORLD ARE ONTO YOU!
Wendell- No cake for you. *Takes all Wendell's makeup*.
El Cheapo O' Fatty Bowles, heir to fatness- EAT DA POOOO!
Morton- You're on Lite 'n Easy!
OC's and Alyssa- Ceiling Cat's gat pizza and cookies, if you want some.
Alyssa- Here's your dad! He was found in Hollywood in a film set.
Roy- SPAR AGAINST MITSKUNI HANINOZUKA! (He's from Ouran High School Host Club).
OC's and Alyssa- if you need anything, ask Ceiling Cat and she'll get it for you.
-DZ
"NO CHLOE!" Larry exclaimed.
"Why not? Ceiling Cat NEEDS them!" Chloe said.
"Didn't your parents ever tell you NOT to give animals dangerous weapons?" Larry said, hiding his rocket launcher behind his back.
"…Yessss, they did. Anyways, I'm still gonna give her a gun."
"DON'T YOU DARE!"
"Too late."
"REOWR!" Ceiling Cat said, chasing after Larry with her new gun.
"THIS PROVES MY POINT! YOU ARE A BAD FRIEND!" Larry said, running away from Ceiling Cat, Blender Cat, Nyan Cat, KillerMongoose's cat, and all of the cats in the world.
"Well, lucky for you, I'm on a diet anyways, so HMPH!" Wendell huffed.
"She took your make-up too." Junior said.
"MY MAKE-UP?! NOOOOOO! WITHOUT IT, I'M POWERLESS!" Wendell sobbed, melting onto the floor.
And that means you can't kill me for calling you Wendell ;)
"Dude! What's with the name?! And eating POO?! What am I, German?!" Bowser exclaimed, earning a glare from Ludwig. "No offense."
"PFFT! I'm on Weight Watchers! Sooooo much better." Morton said.
"I think the joke here was that you're fat." Noel said.
"Oh."
"YES!" The OCs and Alyssa shouted together, going to get some of Ceiling Cat's Pizza and cookies.
"I hope the buck you do." Ceiling Cat said, loading her gun.
"…Pizza is overrated anyways." They all said, going back to their seats.
"Screw him. Who walks out on their kid?" Alyssa asked.
"Eh, he looks like a kid. I don't hit kids. Except Junior, but then again, he needs a whooping every now and then." Roy said.
"Yeah, um, I think Ceiling Cat won't like that too much." Rosey said, looking at Ceiling Cat pump her shotgun.
"Well, we're done! We hope you enjoyed!" Kamek told the audience.
"Remember to review if you liked!" The Koopalings said.
"And even if you didn't!" The OCs said together.
"AND SEND IN QUESTIONS VIA PM ONLY!" Bowser yelled from his cage.
"GOODBYE!"
Sheesh. 3,000+ words. Well, tomorrow I'm updating 'AwKwArDnEsS!' and maybe something else, I'll let you guys decide! I might also be deleting a few stories, because I can't keep them up or I've just lost interest in them. (Luigi's Marvelous Misadventures, 101 Ways To Annoy Ludwig, Cough, cough). I mean, I made them back when I was like 11 or 12 so…ANYWAYS! Review if you liked, even review if you didn't! Bad reviews don't hurt me, really! I could use some criticism! Just…no flames. Ok, that's that, I'll see you tomorrow, BYE!