A/N: Okay, you may have seen this story before. It got taken down before, but I've made a few changes to it, so hopefully, it will stay on the site this time.

Atobe will go broke

Jackal will grow hair (He will never)

Jackal will get fangirls (Can't...stop...laughing...)

People will fan girl over the freshman trio.

Hiyoshi will stop being forgotten. (Who again?)

P.o.T will stop making the characters do impossible feats

Tezuka will stop hogging the ball during a tennis match by making his own gravitational force

Sanada will stop slapping people he is displeased with (TARUNDORU!)

Kirihara will finally open his eyes to the reality that there is no Santa Claus (Sorry if I've just broken the news to any of my readers)

Yanagi will stop spouting statistics and giving people brain freezes

Inui will stop poisoning people

Oishi's hair will look COOL (Swimming cap and magic marker)

Eiji will take off that band aid (...that is permanently stuck to his face)

Momo will stop riding that damn bike

Ryoma will stop drinking Ponta

Marui will get diabetes

Kaidou will stop trying to do bad imitations of a snake

Tezuka will stop imitating a brick wall (...)

Kabaji will start speaking in more than 2 syllable words at a time

Gakuto will stop being... 'flippy'

Shiraishi will stop screaming "ECSTASY!"

Kintarou will grow actual brain cells

Marui will stop chewing on gum and claiming he is a genius

Yuuta will stop fantasizing the day when he will CRUSH his brother

Fuji will stop obsessing over Yuuta

Yaguu will stop conning people into thinking he is a gentleman

Niou will cut his hair

Sanada will get rid of those wrinkles

The freshman trio will stop overreacting over EVERY SINGLE MOVE

Shishido will stop commenting that everything is lame

Jirou will get over Marui

Fuji and Yukimura will stop being such Fujis and Yukimuras

Ryoma will stop acting like such Mary-Sue

Atobe's overinflated ego will go 'pop!' (A BIG pop)

A/N: May be continued if other ideas arise. Any suggestions would be appreciated. I sound so formal. LOL! No need for reviews, since this isn't exactly an effort put in story...It's not even a story.