Power Ranger Shuffle

By DeweyFinn21

Disclaimer: I don't own Power Rangers, or any songs used in this story.

Song 5: Santa Christ

By Doug Walker

Let us remember that Christnas is not only a time of giving and receiving. It's also a time to remember the person that was made for this holiday.

Santa Christ, Santa Christ, we all love Santa Christ.

That's right. Mr. Perfect himself, Tommy Oliver.

He is Santa and Jesus, goddamn it's Santa Christ.

As the Green, White, White, Red, Red, and Black Ranger, what can't he do?

He atoned for all our sins, but he also likes pancakes.

He won over not only the first, but the second and countless other Pink Rangers.

He saved puppies from a fire and he also likes pancakes.

When Tommy says he'll do something, he does it.

He played bass for Aerosmith; reads to sick orphans too.

What can't be said about this historic Ranger?

He goes surfing in space and makes really good fondue.

He's perfect no matter how much he tries to deny it.

He shoots lasers from his eyes.; hem your curtains for free.

Tommy Oliver is what all true warriors strive for.

He'll fight monsters for fun and hang out with Mr. T.

Men want to be with him and women want to be him.

Santa Christ, Santa Christ, Santa Christ, Santa Christ.

Tommy Oliver is simply the greatest thing since sliced bread.

You are the best and we love you Santa Christ.

We salute you Tommy Oliver.

So, I hope that you enjoyed this. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. The next official chapter will be rated M, and the hint is that the title is the main reason that Cee-Lo couldn't get famous with the original version because of radio censorship laws. The next K-T chapter will be about Nick and the Mystic Force Rangers as you join a story nearing completion of its first part. Review and tell me what you thought about this chapter and I hope that all of you are safe no matter when you read this. Because the person behind you has a shank. Goodbye.