When Somebody Locks You In Their Basement:
Love Drink: Day One
Authoress Notes: Finally. Sorry I took so long to update, but I had the Block again. I think I'm losing the funny stuff, but it's up to you to decide.
Warnings: Mai says a bad word…I think I'm going to have to raise the rating…the characters have dirty mouths…
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Tuesday, April 28th / 7:39 a.m.
Yugi blinked as he woke up. He looked to his side. Yami was sitting there, staring at him with a playful smile. Yugi smiled back, completely unaware of the reason Yami was staring.
"Morning, Yami." Yami grinned and hugged Yugi. He blinked confusedly. Was Yami hugging him?? What the?
"Morning, Hikari." Yami replied, letting go of Yugi and grabbing his arm. He pulled Yugi out of bed and dragged him to the family room, which had become the gang's 'meeting place/hangout'. Yugi gaped at the sight he was faced with.
Seto and Joey were cuddling and giggling in the corner of one of the couches…
Téa had a tight grip Mai's ankle. Mai (who DID NOT have any make-up on), was trying to pry Téa off so she could go and put on her make-up.
Malik and his Yami were engaged in a contest to see who could hold the most pillows on top of his head…while…
…kissing the other.
Obviously, Malik was winning because…well, you can't really stack pillows up on Yami Malik's hair, right?
Both Isis and Serenity were eating bagels, giving odd looks to Seto, Joey, Téa, and Mai, and doing their best to ignore Malik and Yami Malik. They looked about to hit all six of them on the head with rubber mallets.
Yugi rubbed his eyes to make sure he was seeing correctly. The first thought that ran through his head was…
WHAT IN THE WORLD HAD HAPPENED WHILE I WAS SLEEPING?
Yami giggled softly. Yugi looked up at him.
"What kind of Lovefest is this??" Yugi screamed at the horror of the sight…of…everything.
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Tuesday, April 28th / 7:40 a.m.
Ryou opened his eyes to see Bakura looking at him. Their faces were only a few inches apart. Ryou backed up in surprise, banging his head on the headboard.
"Ow…" he mumbled. Bakura frowned and patted Ryou's head softly. He leaned down and nuzzled Ryou's neck. Ryou let out a short scream of terror and tumbled out of bed. Bakura looked down at his aibou and blinked cutely.
(A/n: Yes, Bakura blinking cutely. Kind of hard to imagine, ne?)
He jumped down from the bed and landed carefully next to Ryou.
"Are you okay?" he asked worriedly. Ryou looked at his Yami in confusion. Why is he being so nice? It's really scaring me. He thought.
"What kind of Lovefest is this??" screamed Yugi from the family room. Ryou blinked again. Lovefest? He decided to go to the family room to see what Yugi was shouting about. Bakura followed him, giggling insanely.
When Ryou was faced with the scene in the family room, he was about to scream in horror. Isis saw him and clamped a hand on his mouth.
"I don't know what's going on here either." she answered the unspoken question. Ryou gaped wordlessly.
It was a strange and oh so disturbing scene to watch.
"I…I think something is wrong with my Yami too…" he trailed off, glancing at Bakura, who was currently chasing Yami around the room. Yami was screaming like a girl with his hands in the air.
Yugi was giving the same look to Yami that Ryou was giving to Bakura. The look of shock.
"Téa, get the f*** off of me!!" Mai screamed angrily, desperately trying to get back to her room. "I need to put on my make-up!!" Téa pouted.
"But you look pretty without it!" she whined. Mai blushed dark red at the compliment. Serenity started to snicker quietly, quickly covered her mouth, though it was evident that she was still laughing.
Yugi looked at Ryou. "Uhh…something happened here."
"Duh." Ryou replied and sighed. "The problem is, what to we do about it?"
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Tuesday, April 28th / 2:53 p.m. [outside of the Basement, somewhere in Pegasus' castle]
Croquet smiled to himself. He had just been appointed the head of the employees because it was rumored through the serv—uh, workers that he had pushed their boss, or formal boss, out of the window. It had kind of a truth to it, but Croquet hadn't actually pushed him out the window.
He wasn't really the type to go pushing people out windows. Well, there was that one time Pegasus had told him to throw Bandit Keith off the cliff. That was fun. Heh. He laughed to himself. Now that he pretty much owned all of Pegasus' stuff, he could do whatever he wanted to! So you know what? He decided to go gambling in Tokyo.
But he didn't remember that our favorite Mister Pegasus had been 'informed' that there was going to be a Funny Bunny fan convention in that very city.
So he walked right into a trap.
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Tuesday, April 28th / 3:09 p.m.
Mai groaned. Téa hadn't stopped being annoying, and was currently babbling happily about her trip to Italy last summer.
Malik and his yami were sleeping, arms around each other. Joey and Seto were extra giggly and laughing about a joke that Joey had told Seto. A lame joke. A really lame joke.
The two other dark spirits were currently cuddling with their aibous, who couldn't help but cuddle back, making both of the hikaris turn bright red.
Isis was trying to ignore them and read a magazine she found in her room. She was biting her lip from trying to refrain herself from hollering at the whole lot of them. Yes, she was getting VERY annoyed at the mushy-and-fluffy-ness.
Serenity was trying to eat a sandwich, but every time she looked up, she would turn an unnatural color and have to go to the bathroom to throw up. This happened every three minutes or so.
"Aww…I love you, Ryou." Bakura said, arms around Ryou protectively. Serenity turned an odd shade of yellow and left at once for the bathroom. You could hear her puking.
Ryou blushed. Had he heard right? Did his Yami just say, "I love you, Ryou"?? Was he hearing wrong? He rubbed his ear.
"Excuse me?" he asked. Bakura pouted slightly and hugged Ryou again. Ryou just blinked confusedly.
Something slammed onto his head.
"OWW!" he yelled. He heard giggling behind him and turned around. Seto was hiding behind Joey, both giggling extremely loudly and disturbingly. They were pointing at something on his head and cracking up.
Yami looked at him and gave a squeak of laughter. Yugi grinned. "Uhh…Ryou?"
"What?" Ryou asked confusedly.
"You-you-Go-go-go look in the mirror." Yugi said before bursting into a fit of giggles. Ryou frowned lightly and walked to the nearest of the three bathrooms that Serenity was not in.
…
He looked in the mirror and saw his reflection. He had a frying pan on his head upside down and on the top, or bottom, it said: Hello, my name is Ryou and I {insert heart} Bakura. Ryou blushed an interesting shade of scarlet and attempted to pull the pan off.
It didn't work.
However hard he pulled, the bloody pan just wouldn't come off. It just stuck there. He pouted at his reflection in the mirror and tried to remove the pan off slowly.
No such luck.
He sighed. Knock. Knock. Knock knock knock. The door flung open and Bakura ran in. He frowned.
"Why'd you leave?"
Ryou gave his yami a blank look and pointed to the pan on his head. Bakura blinked confusedly.
"Oh. I thought you came like that." He gave a nervous giggle.
Ryou raised an eyebrow, still clueless to what had happened to his yami. He made up his mind to go punish whoever had done this to him. He tugged Bakura's hand and dragged the tomb robber back to the living room.
When he arrived in the 'meeting place', nobody noticed him. They were all (except for Malik and Yami Malik) crowded around Yami and Yugi. Yami made a hiccupping noise and a half dozen of bright pink bubbles in the shape of hearts erupted from his mouth.
Ryou raised and eyebrow while Téa said, "Ooh! Pretty bubbles!" Yami covered his mouth before another load of bubbles came from his mouth. Yugi cocked his head to the side.
"Yami? Why are you hiccupping pink bubbles?" Yami shrugged and started to say something again, but hiccupped again. Bakura giggled and ran up to the bubbles, trying to pop them before they disappeared.
Isis shook her head and went back to her seat, continuing to read her magazine.
Mai, looked back at Ryou. "Hey, Ryou. Did you get the pan off?" Ryou raised his eyebrow once again and pointed warily at the pan still stuck on the top of his white hair. Mai frowned slightly.
"Oh."
"Okay, who did this?!?" Ryou yelled. The extra weight of the pan was finally getting on his nerves. Everyone was silent for a few minutes.
Until…Seto and Joey started to giggle in that disturbing way again. Ryou turned on them. Seto raised his left hand shakily, grinning goofily. Ryou spotted a tube of superglue in his right hand, still open. He gaped.
"Uh-oh…if it's superglue…" he started nervously.
"It'll never come off!" Joey said cheerfully.
"Seto? Where did you get that?" Ryou asked. Seto's grin widened even more, if that was possible. He walked out of the living room and to the hall, most everyone following him cautiously. He stopped suddenly and pointed to a large neon sign.
It was in the shape of a arrow pointing to the room right next to it and in bright flashing pink letters it said: The Ultimate Supply of Superglue. Ryou crept into the room. It was as small as a pantry, but the entire room except for the area in front of the door was filled with various tubes of superglue, each looking identical to the one Seto had.
Ryou stomped out of the room and slammed the door harshly. He sank to the ground in front of the door.
"I'm doomed."
A/n: Next chapter:
What will happen now? Will Yami ever stop hiccupping disturbingly pink hearts? Will Ryou ever be able to remove the frying pan stuck to his head? Can Seto and Joey do anything but giggle?
Find out in the next chapter, "Love Drink: Day Two"
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