Tony, feeling scorned, agrees to go to a conference all the way in Russia with Bruce, Xavier, and Logan.
Normally, Loki would come with, but after what happened with the whole quiz incident, he felt that Tony was best left alone for awhile. And no, he does not feel the slightest bit of guilt for being so hard on him. He deserved it. Right?
Anyway, before Tony leaves with the other guys, he puts the finishing touches on his 'little pet project'.
Yeah, he made a bunch of indestructible robotic one knows about it either.
Loki would, but... yeah you know.
Tony sets them up in a hard level in the X-Men's Danger Room. Only, they aren't a part of the program at all. Really, Tony's a bit sad that he wont be able to see the looks on their faces, but he would like to keep his face too. So, that settles that! Getting on the jet now.
/
Magneto doesn't want to be here.
Charles had asked him (along with the rest of the Avengers and that green and black Houdini reject) to stay and look after the children and the school since he and Wolverine were going on a trip with Stark and Banner.
The brats were about to get started on their first run through the Danger Room. Something was wrong though...
He can feel a large amount of extremely rare metal inside. Interesting.
He'll wait and see how the children handle it.
They're supposed to be training on one of the harder levels today, why not let there be a surprise attack away from the norm.
He manipulates the metal wall to make a seat for him. What? There wasn't any chairs around...
/
"Alright class, today, we have the room set to hard. Show us what you've learned this year!" Storm's voice echos through the Danger Room as she instructs the class what to do.
The Avengers, Loki, Storm, and Gambit where all looking after the class today. This was something like their end of the year test. If they succeed, they go up one grade next year.
Storm starts the simulation and five sentinels fade into existence. They get started.
After about seven minutes of fighting, shit officially hits the fan. Bobby was about to throw a few ice shards at one of the sentinels, when a giant fucking mechanical T-Rex chomps right through it, causing Bobby's ice shards to hit the side if it's face.
It slowly turns it's hauntingly bright carmine eyes toward Bobby, along with the rest of the group, who also stopped as more robotic dinosaurs slink from the other side of the room.
Other than the T-Rex, there was a Velocirapter, a (three headed) Pterodactyl, a Triceratops, and a Spinosaurus.
(A/N: They look like the ones from Transformers: Age of Extinction. Pictures are available at the end!)
Steve speaks up, "Everyone be still! I've seen this before! They'll only see you if you move!"
Natasha shifts a bit nervously. "Um, Steve? That was one, in a movie, and two, that was only for the T-Rex, and a real one at that..." At this point the T-Rex take one thunderous step forward and ROARS. Yeah, fire comes out too.
"Well, fuck this-!" Clint yelps as he swiftly turns tail and gets the hell out of there. Loki and Natasha nod and follow his example. Everyone else scatters.
/
Magneto is laughing his ass off.
/
Meanwhile, Tony is having drinks and nice conversation with the other oblivious men that came along on the trip. It was hard, but all Tony had to do was to not think about his creations and he would be all set.
/
After everyone had fled, and Magneto had gotten his breath back (only to lose it again in another bout of hysterical laughter), the dinosaurs had followed them, causing destruction and mayhem where ever they went.
It wasn't until the T-Rex was about to burn down a building with people in it did the X-Men and the Avengers start to fight back. Steve threw his shield at the T-Rex to distract it from the building it was wanting to burn down. Even if it only 'tinged' and bounced off of the robot's jaw, it still got it's attention. The robotic tyrant king's massive head swiftly followed the trajectory of the shield back to Steve and roared, giving chase. Steve put his shield back and ran like the devil was on his heels.
Clint tried to hide, but Natasha dragged him out and tossed him screaming off of a building right onto the back of the two headed Pterodactyl. One of the heads whipped around and glared at the intruder on it's back, then proceeded to do a spinning swan dive at lightning speeds towards the ground. Bobby tried to freeze it's wings, but the metal terror bird just shook it off as if it was nothing, sending Clint zooming from it's back and slamming into Bobby.
The triceratops roared as it charged at Thor. Thor held Mjolnir up as he yelled as he ran towards the large horned beast (Kind of reminded him of Bilgesnipe...). Right as he reached the Triceratops, he launched himself into the air and slammed the hammer tight into the great beast's forehead. And bounced right on off. The Triceratops huffed, shook its head and trotted away. (And knocking a bunch of shit in the process.)
The smallest of the mechanical extinct crew, but the fastest by far, screeched as it leapt into the air and on top of Gambit, but Storm and the other kids helped get it off of him. The Velociraptor got back up swiftly and tried again, but Storm shocked it with lightning. The smaller dinosaur fell over and stopped moving. Everyone breathed a sigh of relief. Storm wiped sweat off of her face. "Finally." She opened her mouth to tell the others, but then the robot twitched. Everyone stopped and stared. Oh God no. The Velociraptor surged up to it's feet, vibrating with pent up energy. It looked like the energizer bunny from hell. She didn't blow it's circuits, she did the equivalent of giving it a shot of espresso. It's bright emerald eyes shined even brighter as it shrieked and started all over again.
Loki had summoned his scepter and had tried to blow holes into the Spinosaurus that was currently trying to eat him whole, but they left not even a scratch on its shiny metal hide. Loki had to admit, he was quite terrified. Absolutely nothing could leave a dint on these metal monstrosities, and they didn't even know where the hell they even came from! Right as he thought that, the sun glinted of of something around the dinosaur's neck. It was a red and gold metal collar.
STARK
Hi! My name is Scrap! If I am lost, then just call my daddy's number!
xxx-xxx-xxxx
Loki rolled his eyes and scoffed. "Of course, they belong to Tony!" He felt slightly proud too. He wonders what type of metal they're made of and how and where he had gotten it. The Spinosaurus got a bit too close to taking his arm clean off as he dodged to the side. "Right. A giant metal dinosaur that my lover made is trying to eat me. Brilliant." And with that he teleported away to somewhere he could be on his phone without getting eaten. He has a certain genius to smack the shit out of the next time he sees him.
Everyone else soon noticed each of the other's collars too. Gizmo (the T-Rex), Flappy B. (the Pterodactyl), Spike (the Triceratops), and the most bizarre name, Penguin (the Velociraptor).
They all agreed to message Tony and beg him to take the metal tyrants down. There was no other way. Fury had wanted to bring missals into the fray, but Cap had begged him off, saying that if his shield couldn't effect them, then there wasn't any point in destroying the city even more with unnecessary warfare, when they could just message Tony and get this cleared up quickly. He agreed, but they had a time limit of one hour. Steve took cover and opened his phone.
/
[Steve has entered]
Steve: TONY!
[Natasha has entered]
Natasha: Stark!
[Clint has entered]
Clint: Hey Jackass!
[Loki has entered]
Loki: Tony!
[Thor has entered]
Thor: MAN OF IRON!
[Tony has entered]
Tony: Ooooh... so I guess you've found out. So, how did they do?
Steve: O.O WHAT!? You mean you did this on purpose!?
Tony: Well yeah. They were supposed it growl a bit, maybe snap at ya a little, then when you guys got panicked enough, you would call me an ask for my advice.
Steve: ...
Natasha: ...
Loki: ...
Clint: ...
Thor: ...
[Storm has entered]
Clint: Wait, when did you get an account?
Storm: Just now. And Stark, your little 'prank', almost killed us all! How could you put the children in danger like that!?
Tony: Whoa, whoa, whoa! What are you taking about? What happened? What did you do to them?
Loki: What did we do!? They are your contraptions! Albeit, very impressive ones, but your mess to clean up! (And it was Bobby. He pissed off the fire breathing one.)
Tony: Thanks!
Loki: Shut up, and get your scrawny arse back over here and take care of these metal monstrosities!
Tony: Wait, if you want them taken care of so badly, why didn't you just ask Magneto to make them stop?
Loki: ...
Storm: He just laughed and ate more of the popcorn that Mystique had brought him.
Tony: Lol!
Clint: Quiet you! You're the reason that my pants are soiled now!
Tony: ROTFL!
Thor: That information might have been best kept inside of your own head.
Clint: Yes, I know that now.
Natasha: Moron.
Steve: Can we please get back to the point? Tony! Please come back and get rid of these dinosaurs!
Tony: Alright, alright. And I wont get rid of them, they're my babies.
Steve: Tony-!
[Tony has left]
Steve: Fffffff- fiddlesticks.
Clint: Lol, nice save there Cap.
[Clint has left]
Natasha: I hope he doesn't do something even more idiotic.
[Natasha has left]
Loki: Same here.
[Loki has left]
Thor: Time to slay the Bilgesnipe!
[Thor has left]
Storm: I don't think that he quite gets the point...
[Storm has left]
Steve: (Sigh)
[Steve has left]
/
As Tony stepped off of his private jet, along with the others (Who where quite disappointed in him. Except for Logan. He found all of this shit pretty hilarious like Magneto.), he did a cheeky little wave at the small group that was rushing toward him. "Tony-!" Cap tried to start, but Tony just stepped past him, snatching his shield along the way. "Hey! What-!"
Tony starts walking faster to escape Steve's swipe for his shield. "I need this for a sec. You can handle being apart from your love toy can't you?" He raised an eyebrow as Steve sputtered and blushed like mad.
Tony stepped right into the middle of the carnage, a little surprised at the mess that his little trouble makers had caused. New York square was trashed... He was so proud.
He brought two fingers up to his lips and whistled loudly. Every single electrical fiend whipped their heads around and charged Tony, all of them roaring at the top of their voice boxes. Alarmed, Loki and the Avengers tried to pull him back, but he just shook them off and stepped closer to their thundering forms.
Then, all of a sudden- they stopped.
Tony grinned and slowly held up Cap's shield. Every pair of shining eyes where fixed on Tony's hand. Tony then threw the shield as far as he could. The dinosaurs immediately gave chase.
Spike (the Triceratops) looked as if he was about to get it first, but then Flappy B. (the Pterodactyl) snatched it out of the air before he could get it. Then, as just Flappy B. was about to fly back, she (or they) got apprehended by Scrap (the Spinosaurus) who yanked it out of her (their) grasp. Looking around suspiciously as he backed up, he didn't notice until it was too late. Penguin (the Velociraptor) had run up Scrap's back and had jumped off of his head whilst taking the shield out of his jaws. Gizmo (the T-Rex) was the one who ended up with it last. How? Well, he merely waited until Penguin was speeding back towards Tony, Gizmo had simpley stepped on him and picked up the shield from his twitching claws. Tony was laughing hysterically when Gizmo smugly dropped the shield in front of him, tail wagging.
The engineer took a calming breath and wiped his eyes. "Who's a good boy! You are! Yes you are!" He cooed as he vigorously rubbed Gizmo's massive belly when he rolled over. The other robotic dinosaurs rushed over and started nuzzling Tony until he started petting them too and whimpering when they got left for someone else.
Everyone else just stood and stared. Awed, but the slightest bit exasperated. Only Tony fucking Stark.
As if through a tunnel, they heard Tony croon to his metal beasts, "Come on my babies, You guys must be so hungry aren't you?" Clint blinked and slowly turned to look at Loki. "How the fuck does that work!? The fuck do they munch on!?"
Loki, just as awed and exasperated as everyone else, sighed and rubbed at the bridge of his nose. "Let's just hope that we never find out."
/
[Loki has entered]
[Steve has entered]
[Natasha has entered]
[Thor has entered]
[Clint has entered]
[Bruce has entered]
[Tony has entered]
Steve: Alright Tony, I think that we all deserve answers.
Loki: Yes, what is your Midgardian term for it? Oh yes, 'Spill the beans, bub'.
Tony: Well alright, fine. My M.E.C. took me a fuck-ton of time to build.
Natasha: M.E.C.?
Tony: Mechanically Extinct Crew. Anyway, it took me a long time, and I was going to tell you guys, but then somebody just couldn't take a joke, so I just kept it to myself and decided to prank you guys with them. Although, it didn't quite go as planned...
Clint: YA THINK?
Bruce: I knew.
Steve: WHAT!?
Natasha: What?
Clint: WHAAAAT!?
Thor: What?
Loki: Pardon?
Tony: Well I had to have someone help me! They're huge!
Loki: Then why didn't you ask me- Nevermind.
Tony: Mh hm.
Loki: ...
Tony: Well? Do you have anything to say about that? Anything at all.
Loki: ...
Tony: Oh come on, there must be something.
Loki: Oh alright, FINE. (whisper: I'm sorry...)
Tony: Excuse me, what?
Loki: I apologize alright!?
Tony: Alright! God.
Natasha: You two are a bunch of fucking children, you know that?
Steve: I'm pretty sure that they do, but just don't care.
Thor: There is still one more thing that I wish to know...
Tony: Yeah? What is it Point Break?
Thor: Why did you name them as you did?
Tony: Finally! I've been waiting for someone to ask!
Clint: Just fucking tell us already.
Tony: Fine, geez. Grumper Numps... (Ahem) Gizmo is the first of the M.E.C. and the smartest. Wise, Wizmo, Gizmo. Ta da! Now, for Scrap. Since he was the last one made, his spines were made from some of the other's scraps. So, why not name him Scrap? Flappy B. Is short for Flappy Bird (God I hate that game...). She or (They) is the only one of the M.E.C. that can fly, but also, she (they) loves to troll the others. And what game annoys you the most than Flappy Bird? But that's a mouthful so just Flappy B. for her (them). For Spike, it's pretty obvious. He has three giant fucking spikes on his head. And lastly, but certainly not least, Penguin! I was kind of drunk when I named him. End of story. Well, and for that fact that he has 'feathers' but can't fly. Just like real penguins! No, please, hold the applause! *Bows*
Clint: =.= Great. Congradu-fucking-lations.
[Clint has left]
Tony: The hell is his problem?
Natasha: Your M.E.C. caused him to ruin his pants.
Tony: No shit? Do you catch it on camera?
Natasha: ...Yes.
Tony: Yes!
Natasha: (Rolls eyes)
[Natasha has left]
Steve: The next time you decide to make something potentially dangerous, would you please let us know first?
Tony: Yeah, yeah, whatever.
Bruce: You know he wont if he doesn't want to, right?
Steve: Yeeees.
[Steve has left]
Bruce: Heh.
[Bruce has left]
Natasha: Popcorn and footage later?
Tony: Oh yeah.
Natasha: (Nods)
[Natasha has left]
Thor: So... we wont slay them?
Tony: NO!
Thor: (Shrugs)
[Thor has left]
Loki: Wait, I have a question too.
Tony: What?
Loki: What material are they made of? Even Thor's hammer couldn't pierce their hide.
Tony: Really? Sweet! (I really need to watch that footage...) Anyway, they're made up of Uru, Adamentium, and Vibranium.
Loki: o.o Tony, love, how the hell did you get a hold of that much rare metal!? They're huge!
Tony: Dr. Strange owed me a few favors. And your mom helped.
Loki: My mother!?
Tony: Who knew that she absolutely adores dinosaurs? Yeah, I think she even alluded to having a few...
Loki: Only you Tony...
[Loki has left]
Tony: Only I'm THIS AWESOME-SAUCE!
[Tony has left]
Gizmo
Flappy B.
Scrap
(Picture Penguin as one of the Raptors.)
Spike
Penguin