Colonel Jack O'Neill seen meny strange things during his time with the SGC,but this still was a surprise he could sum in one sarcastic sentance."The General is going to love it!" -

*Five hours ago

"So let me get this straight, you're telling me that we have an Alien life form detected from Texas, that was around for months?!

*Two minutes ago

"Colonel O'Neill, we are in position, all, looks clear.

*10 Seconds ago

When they stormed the appartment, Jack expected a charging Goa'uld,a mistaken identity, an empty place, all, but what he saw...

They were similarly clothed, wearing boxers, shirt, and sunglasses each, despite the dark night outside,but couldnt look more different if they tried, His thin blonde hair VS Her thick black strands, His pinkish lips to Her black ones, His sunglasses black round aviators unlike Her feminine red ones,His pale complexion contrasting Her grey skin, Her sharp, predator-like claws unlike His blunted neils.
But it was the horns, sharp looking,orange colored straight horns, poking at angles upwards and sideways from Her head ,looking fake despite being unbelievebly real that made the realization sink in.

As it looked like either the kid got a SheDemon from hell,
or a thin kid and an alien were just making out.
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