Author's Note Hi guys! This is my first ff (fan-fiction) so PLEASE BE NICE TO ME! I'LL GIVE YOU A COOKIE! :3
Also, there are some things you need to know:
1.) FMA:CoS (Full Metal Alchemist: Conquer of Shamballa) was COMPLETELY IGNORED because...idk... :3
2.)Nii~san is "brother" and Onee~Chan is "sister"
3.)I hope you all enjoy this! :3
And how can I make amends?
For all that I've took from you? I lead you to hopeless dreams
My brother, I was a fool
~~Edward Elric
As the sudden breeze swished across his face, a grin plastered ear to ear on Alphonse face as he realizes his body is back for 5 months now and he can still fell so new to this bliss. A police siren broke the silence of Risembole's quiet nature as 2 cop cars approached Rockbell Auto-mail home. Al frowned. I hope they aren't here for what I THINK their here for... Alphonse Elric stood to his flesh feet and walked towards the house as he started to recall what happened 2 hours prior that may have caused the uproar.
2 HOURS AGO...Al was in a hidden cellar below the depths of the used-to-be-home and smuddering debris of the Elrics previous home belongings. Al's eyes were glued to the poorly written paper in his hand as he drew a huge difficult array on the ground. Alphonse have been,ever since Edward got his body back and went to the other side, searching for an answer on how to get Ed back. That's when he encountered Hohenheim's secret notes in his grave. A few moments later, sharp, blue lightning bolts screeched it's way around the room as Al performed his alchemy on the difficult array. As the alchemic scenery began to dim down, Al frantically peered through the smoke in hopes to catch a glimpse of his brother.
"Nii~san! Nii~" Al stopped in his tracks as his vision narrowed to a lying flesh body in the middle of the array. Surely, you would expect Al to hug his brother elatedly. But thus creature was not his brother-in fact, it was definitely a woman. But it did remotely resemble Edward because of this woman's hair. It reflected the midnight moon from the little windows slight gleam and traveled all the way a little past her curvy, hourglass hips and at her bare skin. Her hips... Al stared when he went red as a beet ...she's...naked.
But it was not all bare skin-her left leg was auto-mail-similar to one of Winry's works. Al skimmed from her appeared to be soft legs to her shoulders. both arms were flesh, So this can't be Nii-san...
A soft murmur escaped from the young woman's full lips.
The girl sat up and looked around curiously and to Al.
"...Al...?"
Al was robbed from his deep thoughts and wondered curiously on how the girl knew his name. Let alone his nickname.
The woman felt uneasy for a moment until looking down at her own body as if she was new to it.
"WHAT THE- WHAT DA FUCK IS WRONG WITH MY BODY?!" she screamed. ironic, she curses as much as...
ED DOES!
Al blinked. Although Al didn't want to ask this, he knew it was no other choice.
"...Nii~san...?"
"WHAT THE FUCK DID THAT SON OF A BITCH GATE DID TO ME?!"
"Ah! It is really you! NII-SAN!"
Al beamed a huge smile and hugged his bro...sister. Finally! Al thought The person whom I've been searching for...the one who risked his life for me...the one who protected and stayed by my side...is finally home.
"u-um... Al? I'm very happy that I returned to you...but...*AHEM* I am kind of naked here..."
Al felt his face heat up as he nodded silently, broke the hug, and escorted his...sister inside Rockbell's home to ask Winry for some extra clothes of hers.
Back in Central, a phone rang-disrupting the peaceful calmness in the HQ office. After a third ring, Mustang finally gave up ignoring it and held it against his ears (dodging e very short, deep dark midnight blue hair strand of his, of course.)
"Mustang's Office speaking"
Roy listened to the phone for a few moments to the speaker
"Yes sir" as he took out a pen and notepad to jot down quick notes the speaker was saying.
Disturbance in Risembole...Investigate with 2 other backups...5 days to hand in a report...hand in report to the fuhrer.
"Thank you, sir. Please inform the Fuhrer that I am to aboard the train immediately. Goodbye." Roy smiled as he set the phone down. A good way to get out of my paperwork for a week!
As Mustang buzzed them in, 2 soldiers waltzed into his office. He knew he could trust these two.
"Riza Hawkeye;Jean Havoc. you two are coming with me. Details are to be reported on our train to Risembole. Make sure you two pack up for a 5-day trip.
"Yes, sir!" the two saluted before exiting the office and packing up clothes from their dorms. They then, 20 minutes later, aboarded the next train to Risembole.
BACK TO THE PRESENT... Al reaches the house the house and sees Mustang, Hawkeye, and Havoc exit the cars and quickly evacuate to the front door.
"Colonel, what are you doing here?"
Roy looked over, almost a little jumpy.
"I was sent here for an investigation." He frowned before continuing. "Do you know something about the disturbance?"
Al gulped and tried to look as unemotional as possible. It was his first lie...but...to protect his bro...sister...
"Um, we have a loud guest today for an auto-mail checkup. And-"
Al stopped as the 4 of them stared at the front door when they heard a sudden cry 'no'. Well, it was more of a scream. Mustang, thinking it was dire cry for help, busted through the door (breaking the hinges off) and slide his ignition gloves as Hawkeye and Havoc got their guns ready. The same cry screeched again, giving away it's location. Up the stairs Roy thought as him and his trustees dashed their way up the stairs and opened the bedroom door swiftly.
In the room stood Winry Rockbell in a frustrating state shoving a skirt in another shorter blond's face.
"C'MON! YOU'LL LOOK SO CUTE IN IT!3"
"HELL NO!" Cried the young short blonde as she kicked Winry away. Just as you suspected, this 'short' (tee~hee) blond is Edward. Winry was dressed in her casual wear while Edward was left with a long overgrown shirt and boxers. "I am not EVER putting that damned thing on!"
Ed and Winry struggled some more until they came to a complete stop when they realized 3 other bodies staring right at them.
~~Dead Silence~~
Havoc was the first to speak,"uh...so THIS is the 'disturbance'?"
Hawkeye chirped in "But it's nothing serious." Riza frowned and pointed her gun at Roy. "Did I just miss 'Bad Girl's Club' for this?!" Roy jumped back at the familiar click of her gun. And to avoid having a hole in his forehead, he glanced over at the smaller blonde.
"...You...look awfully familiar..."
"No shit, Bastard! It's me, you idiot. Full metal."
"..."
Confusion swarmed it's way into the room.
"But...Edward is..." Hawkeye managed to say.
"Not anymore. I'm back, but that fucking excuse called 'Truth' played another dirty trick!" Ed gritted his...her teeth as everyone processed the weird situation they were in. Mustang started to chuckle.
"...sir?..." asked Havoc as he wondered how his boss can be so...casually calm in this problem.
A full blown bucket of laughter filled the room as Roy had to let his head back so he won't get a headache from holding in some laughs.
"GRRR! SHUT THE FUCK UP, MUSTANG! AND I'M CHANGING GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE GUEST ROOM!" screamed Ed as she threw any object there was in the room at Roy and Havoc. The door shut with a bang when the 2 officers where left in the narrow hallway.
By then, Pinako Rockbell treated Roy, Jean and AL to coffee-despite her hatred to "dogs of the military". She understood that it was a mission-but she understood even MORE that she could get arrested for interfering at a Fuhrer's command-even if she doesn't live in Central. As the 3 men waited, Alphonse told them the truth about everything (Except for the embarrassing 'naked' part or course ;) ) and they listened carefully. Mustang interrupted him.
"Dammit...I have to give a report to the Fuhrer too! Looks like I gotta lie my way out... *sigh* so much for skipping paperwork..." Mustang's voice faded into the howling night outside the window sitting quietly, trying to figure out how to get past the very perceptive Fuhrer and waiting for the new female Edward Elric-almost as if they were waiting in the depths of the Abyss.
~~END
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