I own nothing but my character Anala and she is mine you can't steal her!

Aladdin movies rock!

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"I screamed in frustration. I was just about ready to throw my advanced placement calculus book out the window. "I swear these problems are made up by people who have no life. There is no way any sane person would ever give these problems to a 18 year old." I'm not very tall for my age about six foot I have long caramel brown hair that reaches almost all the way to my knees, although when it's in a ponytail it only goes to the small of my back. I'm really into track and competitive swimming so most of my muscles are toned and my eyes are an very interesting silver color, they're almost metallic. I spend almost as much time outside as I do inside so I have a decent tan nothing to be jealous of but I'm not pale! My normal clothing is t-shirt and blue jeans, I never wear dresses, I'm very tomboyish but football doesn't keep my attention. And if you can't tell I absolutely HATE AP Calculus!

I had been up for the past six hours trying to finish my homework assignment for Mr. Rice's class. I know a lot of kids complain about their teachers, but I've never had a problem with mine they are all pretty understanding. But this was ridiculous no one my age could figure out what are the values of each anti-derivative/integral?

(a) (d/dx)

I 5x^6

I cos (t^2) e^2t dt

I 2x^3

I shook my head in confusion. Who comes up with this stuff? Just then I heard my mom call from the bottom of the stairs

"Anala are you ok up there".

I rolled my eyes and shouted back, "I'm Fine ma it's just this stupid calculus problem it's driving me insane."

"Well why don't you take a break and watch a movie, it will be easier to figure out if you're not stressing over it." I love my mom she always knows the right thing to say.

"Ok thanks ma, I will." I head a rumbling sound and looked out my window, rain was pouring down, rattling against my window, and streaks of lightning brightened the sky for a brief moment before thunder was herd. I loved watching thunderstorms they were so beautiful, as long as you weren't outside that is. I rose from my desk and walked over to my TV set. Ma had bought it for me as long as I promised not to spend all my time in my room. I popped in my favorite dvd. My family knows how much I have always loved the Aladdin movies so for my birthday this last year they had called the Disney company and ordered me a dvd with all three movies on it, best gift in the world!

I walked over to my bed and lay down and propped my head on my hands as the commercials came on. I found it funny how I loved watching the commercials, it made me feel really old when it said coming in the summer of 1993. I leaned forward in anticipation as the movie began, I had watched these movies so many times I knew each line, and song, by heart. As the peddler came on ridding his camel I couldn't help but sing along with him!

Oh I come from a land

From a faraway place

Where the caravan camels roam

Where it's flat and immense

And the heat is intense

It's barbaric, but hey-it's home!

When the wind's at your back

And the sun's from the west

And the sand in the glass is right

Come on down,

Stop on by

Hop a carpet and fly

To another Arabian night!

Arabian nights

Like Arabian days

More often than not

Are hotter than hot

In a lot of good ways

Arabian nights

'Neath Arabian moons

A fool off his guard

Could fall and fall hard

Out there on the dunes.

Suddenly the crash of thunder was much closer than it was before and lightning flashed just outside my window and the power went out.

"Well this just sucks I hope my DVD is ok I can't afford to replace it on my salary." I got up to check on my disc. As soon as I touched the DVD player lightning flashed again and I got the worst electric shock of my life and I screamed as the world around my world went black.

"ow did someone get the plate on the pickup that hit me?" I groaned as I sat up rubbing my head. I felt as if I just got pulverized, as I blinked in confusion I realized I wasn't in my room anymore. I stared open mouthed at the miles of sad that surrounded me and gazed up at the star filled sky.

"Toto I don't think we're in Wisconsin anymore" I whispered to myself. (Ok yes I watch wizard of Oz as well but Aladdin is twenty times better) I stood up and brushed the sand from my jeans and straitened my green t-shirt as I looked around confused as to what my next more would be.

"You...are late"

I jumped about ten feet in the air at the dark rumbling voice that seemed to ring out and fill the night. I knew that voice, that was the voice of Jafar, the antagonist of the first two Aladdin movies.

"A thousand apologies, O patient one."

"You have it, then?"

"I had to slit a few throats to get it."

My face scrunched in confusion, wait a minute this was the opening part of the Aladdin movie, the part where Jafar tries to get Gazeem to go into the cave of wonders. I looked around to try and discern where the voices were coming from.

"Ah, ah, ahhh! The treasure!"

I shocked shriek was heard then and I couldn't help but giggle, don't get me wrong I love the good guys of this movie, most specifically Gene but I've yet to find a movie I love that doesn't have an awesome bad guy, Jafar and Iago fit the bill nicely.

"Trust me, my pungent friend. You'll get what's coming to you."

"What's coming to you! Awk!"

I walked nearer to where I assumed the voices were, how did people travel in the desert I could barely see a thing.

"Quickly, follow the trail!"

The thunder of horses hooves were head and I instinctively ducked behind one of the taller sand dunes. I got on my hands and knees and crawled to the top peeking my head over the top to see a valley with tigers head, Cave of wonders and the two men on horseback.

"Who disturbs my slumber?"

"It is I, Gazeem, a humble thief."

"Know this. Only two may enter here. Those whose worth lies far within. A diamond in the rough. And the Gem of the desert "

I shook my head in confusion, 'gem of the desert?' that was a new one in my book, and I had watched this movie ten thousand times over, and I knew that wasn't one of the lines in it.

I felt a pang of sadness as Gazeem looked confusedly at Jafar, I knew the guy was a thief but that still didn't' make me feel any better about the fact that he was about to die.

"What are you waiting for? Go on!"

I growled deep within my throat. This was one of the many moments in the movie that I wish I could have thrown something at the jerk, he was such an insensitive two faced son of a Jackal! I think Aladdin described him appropriately! I watched as Gazeem stepped lightly on the first stair and signed as nothing happened. Then the cave roared with fury and closed over Gazeem who was screaming in terror. I said a silent prayer for his soul as the caves voice reverberated around us.

"Seek thee out, the diamond in the rough."

I watched as Iago dug himself out of the sand, grabbed the two halves of the beetle and flew to Jafar.

"I can't believe it. I just don't believe it. We're never gonna get a hold of that stupid lamp! Just forget it. Look at this. Look at this. I'm so ticked off that I'm molting!"

I snickered at the foolish bird. He was one of my favorite villain/hero characters.

"Patience, Iago. Patience. Gazeem was obviously less than worthy."

"Oh, there's a big surprise. That's an incred-I think I'm gonna have a heart attack and die from not surprise! What're we gonna do? We got a big problem here, a big prob-"

I instantly clamped a hand over my mouth. Oh crap I had said that line aloud with Iago. Jafar was looking around suspiciously and called out

"Who's there".

Crap this was not part of the movie I was so dead!