Monolith Burger Rocks!

Come on over to Monolith Burger! Our food is so revolting you'll love it! Try our greasy, tepid, over-salted burgers, fries and shakes for just one to eight cheap buckazoids a meal!

Having survived the infamous "Food Wars," Monolith guarantees that the first burger and fries in a row will be just as fresh and tasty as the last, or your money back. So try us out! Munch on a Monolith, preferably with Polycheese, and have some Space Spuds and Tang with it, or try the Filet-O-Orat or the Big Belcher Combo!

Brfngnlx Ykzyxzk is waiting to take your order!

A/N: That really is the name of Monolith Burger's Employee of the Week, Brfngnlx Ykzyxzk!