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"Ore?" a blonde tilted his head to the side. He started to looking around, "I'm pretty sure we saw Kuroko-cchi's car, where did she go?"

A tan man also stopped running toward the car and also started to look around. "I swear I saw her sweet ass get out of the car just a second ago!"

"Honestly please refrain from being so vulgar Aomine," said a male with green hair. He pushed his glasses upward with his right fore finger as his left hand was holding a pink plush bunny.

"Tch, the only one to tell me what to do is me, Midorima!" He crossed his arms and started to glare at the greenette. " I also didn't know you liked to play with dolls." he snickered.

Midorima's eyebrows began to furrow in annoyance. "This is no doll, its a plush. Today's lucky item." He thrusted his lucky item at Aomine, "but of course someone as unintelligent as you wouldn't know the difference."

"Why you son of a b-"

"Daiki calm yourself, don't get all riled up by words." a male with red hair appeared behind the trio.

Said male clicked his tongue in annoyance. "Annoying ass carrot top" he whispered to himself.

"Akashi-chin~ where's Kuroko-chin~?" said a giant purple head. His hands full of bag of sweets and chips in his arms.

The redhead turned to said blonde."Ryouta where's Tsuna?"

"Ah, I don't know," he sheepishly scratched his cheek.

"Im right here" said a tiny voice. Kuroko was right in front of the blonde male.

Kise screamed and put his palm in his heart, "god kuroko-cchi! You gave me a heart attack! Don't be some mean to me!~" the blonde whined as he hugged and rubbed his head on Kuroko's neck.

"For real Tsu! You weren't in front of me but damn well you made me die a little too!" the tan male waved his arms dramatically.

"Uhm you can let go of me now." Kuroko tried to pry Kise's hand away from his body but the male was holding on pretty strongly. "My sister knows such weird people."

Akashi raised an eyebrow at this. He didnt expect Tsuna being in front of Kise, he himself didn't sense her at all. Since when did she have such weak presence? Did something happen to her? "Ryouta behave yourself don't cause problems to your senpai."

"Eh~? She's only my senpai in basketball." the blonde hugged Kuroko tighter.

"Kise-chin I'm jealous i also want to hug Kuroko-cchi too~" The purple giant whined as he eyed Kuroko hungerly.

"I can't breath." Kuroko struggled to talk, the blonde hold was really tight.

Aomine took the smaller male away from Kise's hold. "You trying to kill Tsu?! You crazy whiny dog." He was holding Kuroko in the air by his underarms.

Kuroko's eyes widened a bit, nothing noticeable. "They're going to see my underwear!" Kuroko struggled to get down. Just when he was about to get down he was caught by another pair of arms, which if you ask Kuroko they were really huge.

"Got'cha Kuroko-chin~ It looked like you were about to fall~" The purple haired giant put Kuroko on his shoulders.

Kuroko grabbed his purple mane for dear life fearing he'd fall. "I pray to which ever god is there that they did not see under my skirt." But of course life was cruel and Kise and Aomine saw a flash of pink lacy underwear. It was too much for both of them especially for Aomine's virgin eyes. They lost too much blood and passed out in the school gates. Midorima on the other hand survived with just a cracked lens and a bit of blood running down his nose. Akashi didn't seem to notice since he was looking at the two idiots that passed out in the floor.

"We should leave them here," he started walking towards the school entrance. "What type of people decides to sleep in the middle of the floor." he muttered to himself.

Murasakibara started following Akashi with Kuroko in his shoulders. Soon Midorima came walking with the two idiots behind him.

Lunch Break~

Earlier when class began Kuroko made sure to get all the names of the rainbow gang, he didn't want to seem suspicious asking for their names. From what he has gathered is that his sister is really friendly with these guys and they know her perfectly. The blonde male acts like a dog, whining for attention all the time, literally. The tan male is best friends with Tsuna. The carrot top is a tsundere. The purple giant is a baby with a crazy appetite for sweets, and last but not least the redhead acts like he's god. Hopefully he didn't do anything do anything out of the ordinary.

He was really surprised when the blonde said that his sister played basketball, but now he's dreading to go. They for sure will notice the difference. His sister was always good in sports whereas he has such a weak presence no one chose him in the choosing of teams, therefore leaving him zero experience to play sports! Sure he did like 'playing' basketball but he was never good. Hopefully he passes with flying colors and can ace his first day without problems.

Kuroko sighed, right now he was with the gang in the rooftop, apparently they always ate here. The wind caressed the phantom's face. "At least i have time to relax."

"Nee~ Kuroko-chin~" the purple giant has been watching him eat for the past few minutes and it was making Kuroko rather nervous, not that they will over notice.

"Yes Murasakibara-kun?"

"Can I try some of your bento? You're eating like it's really good," the purple pointed at Kuroko's bento.

The tan male perked up at hearing Murasakibara's request. He eyed him warily then the bento in Kuroko hands. "You sure you wanna try? Don't you remember last time you asked for some food made by Tsu we had to call the ambulance because it tasted like death itself. You literally weren't reacting to none of us! We thought you died in front of us!"

Kise started to laugh. "I remember that! I heard from Momoi that she teached Kuroko-cchi how to cook!" he said in between giggles.

"Why is that funny? If I remember correctly you were almost peeing your pants because Kuroko said you were next," the carrot top added his two cents.

"Why must you ruin my fun Midorima-cchi!" Kise shuddered as he remember when he literally saw his life flash before his eyes. Kuroko-cchi literally didn't know how to cook at all, and even worse is that he knew Momoi is the culprit of this.

Midorima paused before speaking and pushed his glasses upward with his fore finger. "I felt the need too."

"You're pretty childish carrot top." said Aomine as he plopped down and rested his head in his cross arms behind him. He scratched his belly with satisfaction. Said carrot top decided to just keep quite.

Kuroko rose a baby blue eyebrow at this. He's never seen or heard of his sister cooking before, she always would say she didn't like cooking. He grabbed his chopsticks and picked some fried chicken he learned to make with the chefs at home. He liked doing his own bento, unlike his sister. He motioned his chopsticks to Murasakibara's lips. "Say ahh~"

The purple giant happily complied to the phantoms request. He chewed slowly before swallowing the chicken. The rainbow gang looked at Murasakibara with held breaths, everyone's phone on hand ready to call emergencies. "MMmm Kuroko-chin~ That was so good."

Aomine looked up in the air and held his hands in prayer, "thank you lord." Tears swelling in happiness

"You're literally being melodramatic Aomine."

"Shut carrot top! Don't you see we get to see the day Tsu cooks good enough to say it's 'really good,' I never thought i'd live to see the day." He wiped away his tears.

"Yes, definitely dramatic."

"No worries Aomine-cchi! Im with you!" He went toward the tan male and started to weep with him. Both of them had an arm wrapped around each other.

Midorima blew a sigh as he shook his head looking at the two. "Why am I socializing with these annoying idiots again?"

"Tsuna I would like to try some as well." The redhead sat down next to Kuroko.

He picked another piece of chicken with his chopsticks and held it toward Akashi's lip. Said male opened his mouth and chewed the meat. His eyebrows rose as he approved of the taste. Murasakibara wasn't kidding when he said this was good.

"That was indeed good."

Kise stopped crying in the corner with Aomine and ran toward Kuroko."Eh~ I want some too Kuroko-cchi! If Akashi-cchi says he likes it, I want some!" He pointed to himself as he was particularly jumping in his feet.

Aomine whacked Kise in the back of his head, "You idiot! Dont yell in Tsu's face. She can hear you just fine!"

The blonde whined as he soothed the back of his head."You're such a bully Aomine-cchi!" Fake tears fell from his cheeks.

"Kise-kun you can have some and Aomine too." The tan male nodded his head as he patted his chest with his fist and threw a peace sign at Kuroko. Both of them got a piece of chicken and were currently chewing it. When they swallowed Kuroko could literally see a halo above their heads.

"Tsu/Kuroko-cchi! this is so good." both of the chorused. "Can we have more?"

Kuroko nodded and gave them his bento, "Yes I'm already full."

"What the hell Tsu, you're usually a fat as-" Kise slapped his hand on Aomine's lips.

"Don't listen to what he says Kuroko-cchi." he feigned to laugh. "Do you want to die Aomine-cchi?!" he whispered harshly in the tan male's ear. "Don't you remember that time when you told her something about her weight she snapped and broke your nose?" Said male flinched and looked over the blonde's shoulder.

Ding

"Ah! Lunch break is over. We should hurry to class." the blonde kept shooting uneasy glances at Kuroko.

After School~

"Guys I'll go to the basketball court in a bit I'm to go get Aomine." Kuroko waved and walked back inside the school. "Finally away from them, I've been dying to use the restroom all day but they stick to me like glue." Kuroko with out thinking entered the males restroom. He bumped into a hard chest.

"So cute chibi still wants to play?" Kuroko looked up and his eyes meet with a silver head smirking ear to ear.

Sorry about that! Time went flying by fast and I lost my muse but I have found it at last :D Sorry again and I hope you enjoyed the chappy as much as i enjoyed writing it! Hopefully I get to see ya soon?!

With love,

AXH~