Ever wondered? How it would have been if gray tried to use a pick up line on Juvia?

Ever thought how it would have been if Erza was a soft spoken girl and never loved jellal?

Have you ever tried thinking about Natsu and Lucy's friendship?

Will you do me a favour and tell me what would have happened if Lucy was a bad ass girl who hated being loved?

And Loke being a One-woman only man?

Elfman hated being a Man?

Aquarius never loved Scorpio?

Bisca and Alzack never came in a relationship?

Cana hated booze.

This Zoo called fairyTail High would have become a normal school of teenagers but the let's rewind all these things are like shooting an arrow with a blindfold. Come on this can't ever happen! Erza being a flower? You kidding right? Cana becoming a saint? Maybe when pigs start flying and the joke of the year loke! HAHAHA. He doesn't even know how to use one and woman together in the same line. so this is day dreaming but what I am saying next is true. Oh wait! The story. Lets continue...

"Mira-san. I won't be able to stay back today after school for practice." Lucy said sighing kind of feeling bad about ditching her friend at this time of the year when basketball tournaments are around the corner but being Mirajane being Mirajane just smiled and cooed.

"Oh don't worry. Lucy, I know you are busy. I understand.. but tomorrow sharp at 4. okay?" Lucy clapped her hand happily and nodded before heading out.

"Why is blondie running around Demon?" you know who this guy is I believe.

Mirajane glared at the tall student who stood cockily in front of her with a smirk on. "She is having some urgent things to do. None of your business though." Ouch, I think it hurts somewhere.

"guess you forgot who I am demon."

"Guess you forgot that people call me demon for a reason."

Glaring at each other they totally forgot when Erza came in between and smacked both of them. One lightly and the other one with a kendo stick. "No fighting in the school premises."

"Laxus-sama! are you hurt!? Mira! does it hurt?" Mirajane rubbed the spot on her head and looked at her boyfriend whose soul was her. Poor girl. "How about you nurse your LAXUS-SAMA! I can take care of myself!" and stormed away from the class with Lisanna trailing behind. Looks like they went to the infirmary.

"Someone is angry~" Freed rubbed his forehead before turning towards gray who was smirking at the green haired guy. "torn between soul and life? Good." Adding salt to his misery. Lucy felt really bad for the green haired teenager so she tried to comfort him by saying, ''Don't worry Freed, Mira-San really loves you a lot.''

He gave her this sharp look at that time which made the girl take a step back thinking is this the same guy who was crying like hell seconds ago. "Do me a favour and Pick Laxus-sama." Now it was her turn to glare back which made him flinch, she was good. "Don't tell me whom to pick." She rolled her eyes and walked away from the spot to her next class. On her way down the hallway she met up with Levy and Lucy had on a pouting face which made Levy undestand that something wasn't right.

"Don't worry Lu-chan! Everything will be alright." Lucy slammed her feet angrily. "I hate it when they ask me to pick! This is not a choice between ketchup or mustard!" levy giggled and patted the blonde's shoulder lovingly. "choose who makes your heart race and mind go out of control." Lucy felt strattled at the sudden criteria of choosing guys.

Levy's Criteria of choosing boyfriend.

1. Who makes your heart race.

2. you can't stop staring.

3. you can't stop talking about him or with him.

4. He makes you feel bubbly.

5. Makes your mind go bonkers.

"I don't know about Bubbly but farting counts right?" Cana joked at which Lucy looked at her weirdly. Sitting in the english class and talking about Boyfriend Criteria was not her idea of spending the period but it was free and she had nothing to do so yeah. "No Cana. that is lame." She laughed staring at the blonde who was obviously flustered by her answer.

"Well, Juvia can't stop staring at Gray-sama."

Lucy replied teasingly, "Everyone knows that Juvia." the three of them were sitting at the back seat that's when others also joined the chat.

"Natsu makes me crazy." Lisanna mumbled. Lucy raised an eyebrow at this, "Good thing or bad thing." Lisanna blushed and said, "Good thing but at times it goes overboard and the cute craziness literally makes my brain come out." Other girls nodded while doing the typical 'Ohhh.'

Erza stared at the criteria sheet and then added, "I like talking to Jellal...but I always end up Creeping him out." but then suddenly clutched her mouth turning beet red. The girls laughed at seeing the flushing Almighty Erza. It was kind of cute to see her in this manner but Lucy wasn't convinced by the answers she got from her committed or dating friends. It was all negative.. Most of them were. She slammed her head on the desk.

"This is so negative."

Cana poked Lucy's waist and when she jumped, wrapped an arm around her neck. "Not Negative, Blonde Ambition. I like him, you know butchus He makes me comfortable. It is an important element."

Juvia then comforted the sulking girl by saying, "Juvia loves Staring at Gray-sama because when juvia looks at Gray-sama. Juvia's sadness goes away.. Somehow even from far away, Gray-sama's light fills juvia up.."

"Driving you crazy, in the sense, He gets that wild side of yours out of your head. He unlocks that part of you.. Even you never knew existed." Lisanna gazed out of the window dreamingly making Lucy stare at Erza who added, "you talk to him because he makes you feel like you are special.. As if he has the time to listen to your problems even though he has to study for his exam."

"Over all, Lucy. He makes your heart beat because he touches your heart by his actions." Cana smiled saying this and poked her on the cheeks while Lucy sat in the middle taking in everything. "But this is levy's criteria list. How about you make your own?" lisanna suggested at which lucy agreed instantly and pulled out paper and a pen to write down.

Lucy's Criteria of Choosing Boyfriend.

1. Who makes me laugh.

She loved those people who could change the sadness into happiness.

2. Who cares about me.

She wanted to feel like she was cared for.

3. Who makes an effort to show he loves me.

Being Stubborn as hell, she wanted someone who was Assertive and persistant.

4. Someone I am comfortable around with.

The Guy should get Lessons from Natsu.

5. Who makes me fall in love with his personality.

Face Fades away in an year or two, You getting what I am saying right?

6. Choose Love over Lust.

Lust is the driving force of many boys. She wrote down disgustingly but then mused about writing anything else or not. Lucy smiled at the paper happy about the Criteria and then handed it over to Cana who smirked inwardly before dashing out with a screaming Lucy fuming behind. Erza patted the blonde on the head and said calmly, "Wait For it." Lucy just Sighed and pulled out a book to read for the rest of the period but Juvia and Lisanna won't leave her alone.

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LUCY HEARTFILLIA

Criteria for choosing Boyfriend!

Apply to get a chance for our Nerdy Hot Cheerleader!

1. Make her Comfortable.

2. Get that curve on her Face Always.

3. No Face Biyatch. Only Hot personality Requirement.

4. Don't be a Pussy and get your move on.

5. No 1st, 2nd, 3rd Bases only Love.

6. Show some care. Aint nobody got time for your IDC Attitude.

If you can then contact- Cana Alberone. 09911-34312

Don't Waste My Time Though Because when I get angry its either you laughing or Me.

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"Holy SHIT!" Lucy let out a scream looking at the Poster with her face on. Cana wanted the list for THIS!? and this is not the way she wrote her criteria. Looking around the blonde saw many guys looking at her blushing thinking if they should apply directly or Call the Booze Lover. She threw her hands up in the air and shouted, "No! Don't you Guys even think about it!" and walked away without keeping her stuff in the locker.

They Were Everywhere.

Canteen. Locker room. Gym. Library. EVERYWHERE. She never felt so horrified ever in her life before, it was like a wanted poster with a deadly bounty. The Poster made her look desperate!

"OMG Lu-chan! I didn't knew Cana would do this!" Lucy sighed in relief seeing her best friend showing sympathy in her gone case but she was also hiding a smile which Lucy caught effortlessly. "Levy-chan! This isn't funny!" She burst out laughing but when Lucy puffed up her cheeks in anger, the blue haired teenager wiped up the tears forming in her eyes and calmed down but a smile was still lingering around on her lips.

"This will get you so many Candidates Lu-chan!"

"Levy-chan! This is not a hit and trial method. Its Love."

"Oi! Luce! What's up with those Weird Posters?" Natsu had a weird look on his face as he walked towards the two girls who just stood their looking at him each giving different expressions. Lucy ran to him and started to blabber about her problem with Levy by her side.

"She got posters made of my criteria! And also changed the wordings!"

Natsu looked at her with quirked eyebrows taking all the information in and then replied, "What? You don't like the posters? I think they are pretty badass." Lucy felt a vein pop in her forehead and she smacked him hard. "I thought you would understand Natsu! I am not desperate!" She felt tears form in her eyes but she just didn't let them out and stormed away from the two who sighed. "Its okay, Natsu. Lu-chan is feeling a little off-colour but even I never thought that Cana would do something like this." Natsu looked at the way from where Lucy just went like a hurricane and agreed. "Yeah, But I thought that it was pretty cool. Man, She hits pretty Hard!"

"Lucy Hea-rtphillia?" The said girl who was sitting cross legged under the sakura tree looked at the figure who towered over her and found a black haired kid standing there. Lucy was in no mood to talk right now but he looked like a decent kid so she smiled and corrected politely, "Its Heart-fillia." The guy got flustered a little at getting her name wrong so he got nervous but then in an instant became all firm as if he was not supposed to be shy and flustering but more calm and collected.

Tick.

"I wanted to talk to you, Miss Lucy." She smiled and asked him to sit next to her so he nodded and sat down cross legged as well. The blonde haired teenager then asked him to just call her Lucy so he grinned and did so.

Tick.

"My name is Romeo.. I don't know. If you heard about me.." Lucy was listening to his words carefully. "I am 15 year old.." She nodded at that and saw him have a conflict with himself to shake his hand with her or not so she laughed at his cuteness and initiated in shaking his hand with her own. "Nice to Meet you Romeo-chan. I am 16, I am telling you this because you told me your age." He was a year younger then her so he must be in Wendy's class.

Romeo felt nice about talking to the famous Lucy Heartfillia.

Tick.

"So what was it that you wanted to talk about?" He was taken aback, He started to blabber and God knows what too. So, she calmed him down and asked him more Politely like a Mother trying to get what happened at school out of her kid. Romeo was unprepared for this, "I..Read That poster.." Suddenly Lucy felt like she was suffocating, Did this kid also want to be her boyfriend but then he said something unexpected that made her sigh in relief. "I..Have heard a lot about you From Wendy-chan...And I thought you must be feeling Bad about those Posters...I mean-" Lucy cut his words half way and felt like tears of happiness was forming in her eyes. Atlast! someone understand! Even though I don't know this kid! He made an effort!

Tick.

"Thankyou! Romeo-chan. I think Natsu and Levy should learn something from you..! Atlast someone cares about how I feel!" She had big watery Anime-style eyes while he sweat dropped a little at that.

Tick.

"I just thought that you are a very nice girl and As Wendy-chan always said believed in love not blinde date." Lucy was already feeling a lot better and was nodding her head with her thoughts full of appreciation for Wendy who talked such good things about her with her own friends.

"I just wanted to know if you would please Add my name in the Literary Club?" She instantly agreed and gave that boy a kiss on the cheek and patted his head before getting up. Romeo blushed a little at that and then stood up as well. "So, You should have just said that before. Romeo-chan but thankyou for Making me feel better." He smiled and then they parted their ways but before that he asked 'will they meet again?' At which she nodded and said she had some things to take care of and some other words like Booze Lover and Baka Natsu?

When she was out of Sight, He jumped happily and pulled out the poster from his pocket and grinned.

"I did Everything as it was written in her Criteria! I passed!"

It was a free period and Most of the students were sitting in the FairyTail Hall studying. It was an area for Students who had free periods or were Bunking to be be put straight. Anyone was allowed but the only criteria was that silence shouled be maintained. Sting was sitting in the corner watching Lucy read a book. He was Damn angry at the Brown haired Booze Lover while on the other hand Laxus was sitting with his little group looking at the pretty blonde, He had ordered his group to remove all the posters FAST. He didn't want any other competition.

They both wanted to talk to her so They did what they were good at.

A note passing Discussion took place in the Hall.

Sting- "Lucy? I want to talk to you."

Laxus- "Hey, Blondie. I got those posters Removed."

Cana- "You Freak? How dare you! It costed me a lot and anyway I got her a better boyfriend than you two."

Lucy- "We are talking Sting and Thankyou Laxus by the way Cana You betrayed me! and who is it!"

Natsu- "So many questions Makes me Dizzy."

Gray- "Lucy stop fuming.. you look in a really bad shape right now."

Juvia- "Why does Gray-sama keep looking at Love-rival's Shape? Juvia also Have a shape but not that size...But still Juvia Wants Gray-sama to Look at Juvia-s Shape!"

Natsu- "Juvia, Gray is really busy checking Freed's shape these days. You should be happy if he even looks at a Girl's shape now."

Mirajane- "Great, Laxus is his Soul and Now his shape also belongs to someone else."

Lucy- "What the hell are we talking about guys?"

Laxus- "Freed is straight! you demon!"

Mirajane- "I wonder, If you are! and is Lucy just a cover up for that! Is that the reason why you are so desperate to be her Boyfriend!?"

Laxus- "Calm your Crazy mind Demon! I am Manly and into delicate Figure! And She is not just a Cover up I love her!"

Mirajane- "So she is a cover up for something! You Ass! I don't want you to use her as a cover up as well!"

Laxus- "What do you mean As well!?"

Mirajane- "I know! That I am also a cover up!"

Laxus- "Oh My God Demon! you are not!"

Mirajane- "You used a Girly Phrase just now 'Oh My God'. And you are not denying the Fact of cover up! You are gay!"

Elfman- "You should join Gym to get more Manlier and Yeah get Freed too. Being Gay is no Worry Mira."

Mirajane- "I don't care if they are Gay! I just Well Don't want to be some Cover up! and No way in hell I am Letting Lucy choose you from now on! You Freaking Laxus!"

Freed- "I read everything."

Gray- "Yeah, Of course. As long as we remember you could read and write."

Natsu- "See Juvia! He was the first one to answer him!"

Gray- "Shut up! you ass! I am into girls!"

Levy- "Can we stop talking about you guys being straight or not?"

Lisanna- "Yeah, I also want to know who that guy is, Cana chose for Lucy."

Sting- "I wanted to say something."

Erza- "Who is stopping you, Go ahead?"

Sting- "I would write! If you would just stop hitting me with your kendo Stick!"

Freed- "Gray. It would be nice if you will just leave me alone."

Juvia- "So is Gray-sama and Freed-san Together!?"

Mirajane- "Just Great."

Freed- "NO! I am not into Boys Mira!"

Gray- "Juvia calm DOWN. I don't like Freed!"

Juvia- "If Gray-sama Doesn't like Freed-san then does Gray-sama Loves Freed-sama!?"

Natsu- "Holy Hell. Thank God I don't have someone Stalking me."

Zeref- "Natsu-san."

Erza- "o.o Who are you?"

Zeref- "I am Natsu-san's Forever Fan."

Natsu- "Why? God Why!?"

Zeref- "Natsu-san! Natsu-san! I am Zeref! Do you remember!? You saved me from Death and gave me another Life! I am forever in your depth!"

Lisanna- "Wow. When did you do that? Natsu."

Natsu- "Stop Exagerrating. -.- I just saved you from a Toy truck that day."

Zeref- " *-* It meant a lot to me Natsu-san!"

Gajeel- "Cut the Crap! Levy Wants to talk!"

Levy- "Uh..thanks. So, Yeah who is it and what are Sting and Lucy doing there in the corner?"

Everyone turned their attention towards the two blonde's who were talking very deeply. Lucy was blushing in between while Sting was kind of stuttering and then she patted him on the shoulder at which he got flustered and stood up and Left while Lucy joined the group smiling.

Laxus- "W.H.A.T. H.A.P.P.E.N.E.D."

Lucy- "He just wanted to talk."

Laxus- "W.H.A.T."

Lucy- "About something."

Laxus- "S.O.M.E.T.H.I.N.G W.H.A.T."

Erza- "Stop creeping her out or you are gonna get one and you won't even know W.H.A.T hit you!"

Cana- "So, anyone wanna know?"

Gray- "Yeah, who is it?"

Juvia- "Gray-sama! Looks so interested!"

Gray- "Juvia! Give me a break!"

Freed- "This is not a daily soap for you to get a 5 minute commercial Break!"

Natsu- "Lame-O-'s Everywhere."

Zeref- "Go! Go! Natsu-san!"

Natsu- "Oh GOD."

Lisanna- "Zeref? You sound gay... No offense though.."

Zeref- "Why would I take offense Darling. when I am."

Lisanna- "O.O"

Erza- "Holy Mavis."

Gray- "Thank you so much God."

Lucy- "OMG."

Zeref- "What is so shocking?"

Lucy- "Do you like Natsu?"

Zeref- "Of course! I love him."

Natsu- "HOLY CRAP!"

Zeref- "Natsu-san I will keep you happy forever!"

Natsu- "Look dude or dudette. Whatever you prefer. I am not into You."

Zeref- "Don't worry, I am into you."

Natsu- "But I am not!"

Zeref- "I said its fine! I am into you! My love is enough for our relationship to last Forever."

Natsu- "You don't get it. I Like Girls."

Zeref- "I get it that you like girls but it doesn't hinder our love."

Lisanna- "This is beyond my wildest dreams."

Cana- "Shut ya trap! Biyatches! I am here trying to tell the name for hours but ya all got already so many problems!"

Wendy- "Lucy-san! Hey!"

Lucy- "Hello! Wendy! I wanted to thank you for being such a great sister of my Best Friend!"

Wendy- "Oh! thankyou Lucy-san!"

Lucy- "You say so many good things about me to your friends. I am so touched. :') "

Wendy- "Uh...Like what and Like with whom?"

Lucy- "o.o Romeo?"

Wendy- "Oh No."

Laxus- "What is so shocking!?"

Wendy- "He..Is a stalker Lucy-san."

Lucy- "That's cute if he stalks you Wendy. Young Love!"

Levy- "Yeah, too cute I Mean about time for you Wendy."

Wendy- "that's the thing Lucy-san not mine yours."

Lucy- "HUHHH!? MINE!? BUT HE IS A KID! WHY WOULD HE STALK ME!?"

Wendy- "He is having a crush on you."

Laxus- "Oh god No."

Sting- "I heard!"

Freed- "Or read I presume?"

Sting- "Yeah whatever -.- Cheerleader."

Natsu- "Good one Sting. XD"

Zeref- "It would be Good for your Health, Sting. If you stay away from My Natsu-san."

Lisanna- "-.- Okay, Enough. Crap. Natsu is Mine. So Back off."

Natsu- " :'D "

Zeref- "He is mine Bitch. -.- Always Been and Always will be."

Mirajane- "How dare you call my Sister a bitch! Jerk! Freed do something!"

Gray- "If he was capable of doing something then I wouldn't have said he swing the other way Mira."

Mirajane- "Juvia! Leash your Gray or He is gonna get one from me Now."

Laxus- "The Strauss Sisters Fighting for their love."

Bixlow- "Their Love! Their Love! Their Love!"

Natsu- "Always Been and always will be!? From when!?"

Lucy- "Zeref, :/ It was not nice of you Calling my friend a bitch. I mean..That was plain Rude."

Zeref- "I am sorry... If you say So."

Erza- "Lucy, You have a great impact on People. I mean he Apologized for his fault."

Sting- "Okay, I don't want any more Fucking Competition FOR HER LOVE!"

Lucy- "You don't have any."

Levy- "O.O"

Laxus- "Holy HELL."

Mirajane- "Ohmagosh!"

Lisanna- "AAAH! I am so Happy!"

Sting- *Unconcious.*

Lucy- "You guys Got it Wrong!"

Sting- *Back From the floor* Then what did it mean!?"

Lucy- "There is no competition for my love! -.- My love is not a prize!"

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Cana- "Tsk. Bad Luck Romeo."

Romeo- "-.- I am not giving up."

Cana- "You can try."

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Lucy- "CANA you are Insane! He is younger than me! its no young love! I don't want to look like someone who is into Kids! I am not a pedophile! I am not desperate!"

Romeo- "Lucy-san? but I thought you liked me.."

Lucy- "You are a Nice...Kid."

Zeref- "Natsu-san! our love is out of this world!"

Natsu- "Save me someone!"

Freed- "Gray you are next."

Juvia- "On Zeref-san's List!? Over my dead body!"

Freed- "No! For screaming to save him."

Gray- "shut up, Laxus lover."

Mirajane- "I am done! Freed this is OVER!"

Laxus- "I am not Gay!"

Lisanna- "I am coming to save you Natsu!"

Levy- "Oh god."

Gajeel- "You want something?"

Rogue- .

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Erza- "At least I got no problems in this chapter."

Jellal- "." Turns around and Leaves sighing looking at the group running around in the Hall screaming.

Erza- "Wait! WAIT! I am not with them Jellal! JELLAL!"

Sting- "Screw your Life. HAHAHAHA"

Erza- "I am gonna cut you into pieces today!"

Jellal- "."

Ultear- "Stop being such a bore person and join the Fun Jellal. -.-"

Jellal- "."

Ultear- "What?"

Jellal- "."

Ultear- "You are Mental, By the way Nice kick there Erza!"

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Laxus- "Someone please Explain that -you don't have any- Line for me!"

Freed- "I will-"

Mirajane- "-.-"

Freed- "I will ask Bixlow to help you out!"