Oh shit, Was the first thing that came to Phantom's mind when he first met Luminous. And what followed after? I'd tap that.
He wanted him. And what Phantom wanted, he got.
1.
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'u' and 'i' together."
"Is that so?" Luminous said idly as he licked a finger and turned the yellowed page of the book he was reading. "Personally, I would put 'f' and 'u' together."
2.
"Where have you been all of my life?"
"Hiding from you."
3:
"Did it hurt, when you fell out of heaven?"
"Did it hurt, when you fell on your face?"
4:
"My place or yours?"
"You can go to your place and I'll go to mine."
5:
"What are you doing?"
"Your mother," Luminous deadpanned.
...And Phantom hadn't even been trying a pick-up line that time, damn it.
6:
"Has anyone ever told you that you're gorgeous?"
"Has anyone ever told you that your pick-up lines are horrible?"
7:
"Is your father a thief? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes-" Phantom fell back, startled and clutching his stinging cheek as he watched Luminous turn around and storm away angrily.
Right, yeah. Having the Black Mage for a dad was probably a sore spot.
8:
"If our love was a garden, I would put your tulips and mine together."
"If our love was a garden, I would use a flamethrower on it."
9:
"Can I see your shining rod?"
"Yes."
A few seconds later Phantom was curled up on the forest floor clutching his head and groaning. Being hit on the head with a magical weapon hurt, damn it.
10:
"You're the light of my life."
Luminous paused. "That one was actually kind of cute."
Phantom looked up, hopeful. "Does that mean we can have se-"
"No."
11:
"That shirt is rather becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too."
Luminous facepalmed.
12:
Luminous cut to the chase before Phantom even opened his mouth. "You're never going to give up, are you?" He scowled.
"No. Let's have sex."
Luminous punched him in the face. And then kissed him.
"I knew the pick-up lines would work eventually," Phantom muttered smugly.