I let out a long sigh, I am lost. L.O.S.T. LOST! Stupid me being directionally challenged. I took a corner and continued my way down the perfect pink school. Why pink out of all the colors? At least I couldn't afford the yellow monstrosity they call the females uniform. Yeah, I can't afford it because I am not rich. That's right, I am an honor student, no I'm not a super genius, I can't even spel rite. The scholarship I got on was for the arts, acting, drawing, painting, I could also play the violin, but no other instrument.

I continued down the halls, and I swear the halls sparkled, it's like kids don't even go here! Everything is way too perfect. They must have a butt load of janitors here to keep a school this big this clean.

Anyway, back to my problems, my directionally challenged issue made me lost as lost can be, and now I plan on sucking up my pride and asking for directions. I walked up to a room called music room 3- 3 music rooms, really? Are those many rooms for music really needed? Talk about spoiling children, wait, this is a school for a bunch of rich brats; of course they'll spoil them.

I put my ear to the door and listened, wow, there are a bunch of girls screeching in there. Well, at least it's people.

I opened the door and light blinded me temporarily, then rose petals fell from who-knows-where. How cheesy. I looked around and saw boys with not enough clothes on, so basically their skin was being revealed, Oh yeah, it was also a jungle in here. How could I have missed that?

Wait-I thought this was a music room! How did they even get a whole freaking forest in a room?

A boy with blonde hair and purple eyes walked up to me, he was dressed like jungle royalty with a white robe thing and golden accessories.

"How may I help you, princess?" He asked over dramatically taking a rose from thin air.

"Well, I'm lost and some how ended up in a room full of male prostitutes. Care to explain why a brethren is in a school for rich snobs?"

And the blonde vanished and re-appeared in a corner of woe; mushrooms were growing in his little gloomy place. Suddenly a pair of redheaded twins appeared, amused looks on their faces, a little blonde cute elementary school kid and a black haired giant also showed up. Also a man with black hair and glasses, and a boy who looks a lot like a girl also followed suit.

"You made boss go to his corner in record time, what did you say?"

"Um, that this reminded me of a brethren."

The twins burst out into laughter and glasses held an amused look to his face. Is that really so funny? It's true!

Glasses spoke up, "This is a less intensified version of that. Handsome boys just talk to girls, nothing more. We call ourselves the Host Club."

I nodded, at least he made sense.

"MOMMY! DON'T SAY SUCH VILE THINGS!"

Mommy? God, I walked into crazy central here!

I cleared my throat and got the attention of the club. They all looked at me, man I hate being in the center of attention, especially when it's with a bunch of hot guys!

"Um, do you know where room A-11 is?"

One of the twins snickered, "It's on the other side of campus."

…

"Dammit! Stupid directional challenge-ness!" I swore kicking at the air.

The feminine looking one cocked his head and looked at me with his big brown eyes, they almost held sympathy in them, "You're directionally challenged?"

I blushed and rubbed the back of my head sheepishly while I nodded. It's bad enough I am a poor kid in a rich kid school, I am constantly looked down upon and such, but them also knowing I am directionally challenged makes it worse.

"I'm sorry." He said. Man that kid sounds like a girl, "Anyway, I am Haruhi, this is Mori (giant), Honey (elementary school kid), Kyoya (glasses), Kaoru and Hikaru (twins), and Tamaki (emo-corner dude)."

I nodded, "Ok, I'm…"

"Shira. A honor role student here on an art scholarship." Kyoya finished. I looked at him with wide eyes. Has he been stalking me? Creep!

"Really? Another honor role student? Wow! Two in one year is really rare!" Honey exclaimed jumping up on Mori's shoulders. I blushed, that's so cute!

I shook my head, "Anyway, can you guys give me directions?"

"NO!" I spun around to see Tamaki with flowers and sparkles surrounding him. The hell? "IT IS HOST CLUB RULE TO MAKE EVERYGIRL HAPPY! AND SINCE YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE TO GO WE WILL PERSONALLY ESCORT YOU AFTER HOST CLUB HOURS!"

Here that, after host club hours. Well, I would just get lost anyway, so I let out a sigh in defeat and agreed to his terms. He brightened up and everyone went back to their guests. I just decided to sit in the back next to Kyoya. I watched and was thoroughly disgusted at the twin's act of loving each other. I don't mind yaoi, but brothers? Come on! You share flesh and blood! It's really wrong.

"Shira, may I ask a question?" I looked over at Kyoya, who was still writing in his **cough** death note.

I nodded and he continued, "I do research on all guests and people at this school." I nodded again, so that's how he knew me! "But part of your file is deleted, can I know why?"

I froze, I forgot I did that. Man, I bet that looks suspicious! "It's nothing." I murmured looking back at the hosts. Why isn't Kyoya hosting anyway?

And someone is hitting on Haruhi, and it looks like Tamaki just died. I even hear his heart shatter, poor him.

"Well, you look highly suspicious with it." Kyoya said, bringing my attention back to him, his glasses flared blocking me from seeing his eyes. What a coward hiding behind his glasses like that.

I chuckled, "Does mommy hate not knowing things? Well I'm sorry, but you'll need to get used to it with me."

I remembered back to when Tamaki called him mommy, seemed like he didn't like it. I smirked as Kyoya glared at me, a murderous aura surrounded him and my smirk faltered. Kyoya is going to murder me, HELP!

I started to slowly back away then I jumped behind Mori and he gave me a confused stare, "Kyoya is going to kill me." I explained, Mori grunted in showing he understood. I let out a relieved sigh, I won't die today!

Soon the Host Club ended and Tamaki was eating commoners ramen as he sulked, I couldn't help but laugh at him. He reminded me of a five year old!

"What's so funny, Shi-chan?" Honey asked looking up at me holding his pink bunny to his chest. Kawaii!

"Just that Tamaki is acting like a five year old is all."

More tears fell down Tamaki's face, I guess he heard me!

"Come on boss! Help plan for our dance!"

I looked at Kaoru and cocked my head, "Dance? What dance?"

"Our Host Club Dance! You are going, right?"

I snorted, "Sorry, but me and dancing doesn't go well together! It will only cause a disaster, maybe even World War 3"

"How is that even possible?"

"You haven't seen me dance."

Honey jumped onto my back and squeezed me with strength no little kid should be able to possess, "But I want you to go, Shi-chan!"

"You don't even know me! Not to sound rude, but I also don't have a dress!" I exclaimed, "Now if you guys can show me where to go like you promised, I would really appreciate that."

Honey let go and tears pricked his eyes, now I feel super guilty! I quickly knelt down beside him and wiped his tears away and quickly pulled him into a hug, "Oh, I didn't mean it like that. It's just I don't really have friends and people being nice to me without knowing me all of a sudden is just… I don't know how to respond to it." I explained hugging him.

The twins came up to me and wrapped their arms around my neck, "What do you mean by that?"

I flushed and pulled away, "N-n-nothing!" I stuttered backing away, "I got to go, bye!" I quickly ran down the hallways and got lost, again. Crap! They were going to show me where to go! Nuts, oh well, time for an adventure!

Shira ran out leaving the Host Club confused, so they looked for the only one with information, Kyoya.

"She lives in a not-so-good part of town. A lot of thieves and such, people there aren't really the nicest in the world."

The club nodded in understandment.

"Well, I would like to become her friend." Haruhi said, it would be nice to be friends with another commoner at this school full of rich kids.

"Now anyway, why is Tamaki so upset over Kanako?

It was the next day of school, and I was lost again. This time it was out in

the courtyard, but it was a nice day so I didn't mind. I lay on the grass absorbing the warm sun. It felt so nice. The lush green grass tickled my skin and the cool breeze fluttered happily around me. I could just fall asleep.

"SHIRA!"

I shot up and spotted two mischievous twins running toward me. I let out a groan and was about to say something when they picked me up and started carrying me somewhere. I squirmed in their hands but the refused to release me.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?!

Stalking, Creeping, Brotherly love, and now kidnapping!

Isn't that breaking, like, 5 laws or something?

Suddenly they stopped and threw me onto something soft. A couch. I looked around and saw Haruhi dancing with someone, and failing at that.

I looked around and saw Tamaki sulking while looking out the window, Mori was spinning Honey around, and Kyoya was typing on his computer. Why was I brought here?

"We are teaching you how to dance!" The twins explained in sync, "So you can come to the ball!"

I stood up and brushed myself off, "No thanks," I stated.

I was about to walk away but someone grabbed my hand and dragged me onto the floor and started to spin me around, "Sorry, we aren't taking no for an answer."

I rolled my eyes at the twin and stared at him, "I know you are just using this as an excuse to get close to me." I said with a smirk

The twin smirked back, "Ah, Kaoru! She figured us out!" He played along. I rolled my eyes again but let him lead me. I actually wasn't that bad, unlike Haruhi who just fell on top of his partner.

I smirked, "Keep it in you pants, Haruhi!"

Haruhi blushed a furious red and Tamaki started to go crazy denying Haruhi would ever do that, I just laughed and the twins laughed along with me.

I turned back to my dancing partner, "So, Hikaru. How am I suppose to go to the dance without owning a dress?"

"We'll go to the mall!"

"No money!" I said holding up an empty wallet.

His twin came up behind him and smirked, "We'll buy it,"

"But that means"

"You'll need to pay us back."

How do they do that? "And just how will I pay you back?"

"You'll have to dance with us at the ball."

"And you'll have to request us everyday at the host club."

I thought about it for a moment, before I shrugged, "Sure."

Then I was caught in a big hug. Can't…breath. Finally they released me and Hikaru continued to show me how to dance. I wasn't bad! I mean, at least I didn't trip and fall on my partner. That would have been bad.

I looked up at the clock and my eyes widened slightly, oh crap, I'm late. Like, really, really late!

I pulled myself away from Hikaru, "Sorry, I need to go!" I said running to the door, nearly running over a guy delivering tea sets in the process. I mumbled an apology and continued my sprint home. Oh please don't let me get lost this time!