THIS IS MY LAST CHAPTER… or ?
Sorry guys, it's been years, i know. Totally forgot about ff and then I well logged in again. This is a part I wrote years ago that takes place before Captain America: The Winter Soldier but I decided to share it with you! Sadly, I don't think I will be continuing on this fic, but I will start a new Facebook fanfic. This time, with the characters from Riordan series (starting with PJO). If you haven't read the books, I really recommend it!
Heeey! So here's chapter 5 :)! See how The Avengers, especially Thor, handles it with "Odin" around
Bruce Banner signed in
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Natasha Romanoff signed in
Thor Odinson signed in
Tony Stark signed in
Jane Foster signed in
Odin Allfather signed in
Pepper Potts signed in
Pepper Potts posted a picture of Natasha Romanoff and Jane Foster in a restaurant:
Had a great evening with the girls last night! Great way to relax and have fun after all the fuss two days ago! x - with Natasha Romanoff and Jane Foster.
Natasha Romanoff, Jane Foster and 3 others liked this. Comments:
Jane Foster: Yes it was so fun, you're all amazing! Hope I see you all soon again :*
Natasha Romanoff: You girls rock! xoxo
Thor Odinson: So nice to hear that you ladies had fun!
Odin Allfather: ooh Jane Foster I remember you, weren't you Loki's girlfriend?
Jane Foster: WHAT?!
Clint Barton: omg Tony :''') Hope isn't lost yet :'') #aManMightDieButHisSpiritLivesOn
Tony Stark: #Amen
Odin Allfather: what
Thor Odinson: oh by laufeys... father Jane is MY girlfriend, stop disrespecting everyone I love that isn't royal Aesirs!
Tony Stark: ooh so that's what you ppl are called
Natasha Romanoff: urgh REALLY Tony?
Odin Allfather: How dare you speak to your father, the ALLFATHER, that way? I am your king!
Thor Odinson: NOT HERE!
Odin Allfather: THAT'S IT! YOU'RE GROUNDED!
Thor Odinson: BUT FAAATHER
Clint Barton: uh that's not how I expected it to turn out...
Odin Allfather: Do you want me to banish you again?
Thor Odinson: Go ahead! I never wanted the throne anyway!
Odin Allfather: mweheheh
Odin Allfather: oh shit I ment mmkay...? Silly autocorrect
Odin Allfather: eh ment 'oh sleipners...beard'
Tony Stark: the computer doesn't have autocorrect...?
Odin Allfather signed out
Natasha Romanoff: Thor what is it with you aesirs really?
Clint Barton: Well this explains a lot about Loki
Steve Rogers: is that Clint and Tony in the background?
Tony Stark signed out
Clint Barton signed out
Natasha Romanoff posted on his wall:
Quick everyone, if you want to post something without getting it ruined by Clint and Tony, now's your chance
Pepper Potts, Bruce Banner and 3 others liked this. Comments:
Steve Rogers: wow for once we can actually talk serious, never thought I'd live to see that day
Pepper Potts: Yeah well I'm gonna look for Tony, I need an explenation for his little "photobomb"...
Natasha Romanoff: Yeah better do the same with Clint
Pepper Potts posted on Natasha Romanoff's wall:
Hey Nat did you find Clint? I can't find Tony anywhere? XX
Comments:
Natasha Romanoff: No it's like he's just vanished
Natasha Romanoff: when I find him, he is so dead
Pepper Potts: mhm...
Jane Foster: OH I'M IN! I have a bazooka that I bought for Loki that I still haven't used
Natasha Romanoff: I don't know how to express my love for you Jane haha xoxo
Steve Rogers: and I don't know how to express my fear
Bruce Banner shared a link to an article:
"The Avengers "Iron Man" Tony Stark reported dead"
Comments:
Steve Rogers: GIRLS DID YOU KILL TONY?
Pepper Potts: oh no he's not gonna fake it again
Natasha Romanoff: Clint is also declared dead in the S.H.I.E.L.D system
Steve Rogers: that's it I'm going to Asgard, you're just too creepy
Natasha Romanoff : Steve No
Jane Foster: Are you seriously saying that they faked their own death to get away?
Pepper Potts: he does this whenever he tries to get away from something
Bruce Banner: hey uh just got a phonecall from Tony... they're in Siberia (you didn't hear this from me)
Jane Foster: If you give me the exact location I'll be able to plug it in on my missile
Natasha Romanoff: That should'nt be so hard to find
Steve Rogers: YOU HAVE A MISSILE? HOW DID YOU GET A MISSILE? ?
Jane Foster: Science
Clint Barton signed in
Tony Stark signed in
Clint Barton posted on Jane Fosters wall:
OKAY OKAY WE'RE SORRY PLEASE DONT KILL US WE PROMISE WE WON'T DO IT AGAIN
Tony Stark, Natasha Romanoff and 2 others liked this post
Tony Stark: Yes please spare my pretty face
Cliny Barton: what about my pretty face?
Tony Stark: I'm sorry your what?
Pepper Potts: E-Hm back to the subject, what were you guys even doing there?
Clint Barton: I'm sorry but what happened is something we can and never shall talk about again, the event have been buried underground.
Tony Stark: Yes what happend is behind us and for everyone's sake, let's never even mention it again
Jane Foster: guys I have the missil in position
Tony Stark: IT WAS CLINT'S IDEA
Cliny Barton: WHAT KIND OF FRIEND ARE YOU
Odin Allfather signed in
Odin Allfather posted on his wall:
Mortals! An infamous criminal of Asgard has escaped to Midgard, her name is Lorelei and she has the ability to make any man subjugate to her will with just her voice or touch, so beware. If you find her, bring her back to Asgard, but I want her alive!
Comments:
Steve Rogers: Yes I saw it on the S.H.I.E.L.D. news, I have a picture here [Steve Rogers inserted picture of Lorelei]
Thor Odinson: What is Stark and Barton doing in the background of the picture?
Steve Rogers: what the -
Steve Rogers: Nat, Pepper, Jane, please don't make any hasty decision- it's obvious that Clint and Tony was brainwashed by Lorelei and that's something they can't help. Considering that Clint have already been brainwashed once he must be feeling very down and insecure about himself
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Odin Allfather unliked this comment when he remembered he has to stay low-key
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Natasha Romanoff: Yes I guess you're right
Pepper Potts: We were to quick to make an asumption
Jane Foster: Well I guess the missil aren't ment for those two jerks
Tony Stark: well actually we weren't under her mind-control
Pepper Potts: Jane load the missil
Jane Foster: Yes sir
Clint Barton: HEY WAIT
Jane Foster, Pepper Potts and Natasha Romanoff liked a news article:
"Missil landed in Siberia - Terrrorist organisation suspected"
Comments:
Bruce Banner: Oh god. You did not just kill Clint and Tony
Steve Rogers: wait Jane why did you even want to kill Tony and Clint too?
Thor Odinson: Don't question her, just go with whatever she does
Jane Foster liked this comment
Odin Allfather: uhm why aren't any of you mourning the death of your comrades?
Jane Foster: Oh they're not dead
Odin Allfather: ?
Jane Foster: Well it seems like no main characters can die, and if they do they're brought back to life in some weird and unbelievable way just for the sake of bringing them back to the screen after making fans get emotionaly destroyed so that they'll get even more obsessed eith the characters
Steve Rogers: Jane did you just break the fourth wall?