Disclaimer: I own nothing , this is purely a fanfic for enjoyment. Cross-over from various games , books, anime, manga, and movies. The familiar characters you see here belongs to their respected authors and owners.

After that disturbing experience, I begin to process and feel for my plot device skill, it isn't random as I thought, I just have to redirect my thoughts to a certain idea and viola, instant item.

"What does it mean for me?, well more money to spend, resources to build, but really?, in my fanfic of all places, I mean, I made Harry a big powerhouse that could rival a bijuu!, emphasize on the bijuu, I mean great, just great."

I groaned at the thought. "Still though, what timeline am I on?, Chunnin exams?, the beginning?. I hope it's in the beginning so I can have a hope or a sliver of success here with these overpowered weirdos."

I decided to rest first and clear my head since there's no point worrying about it, one step at a time I always say.

The next day.

"Good news, you're being discharged." Said the doctor.

"What!, but aren't I going to be here for the physical rehabilitation?." I asked him.

"Sorry were lacking manpower and resources, to tell you the truth, we were about to pull you of your treatment yesterday and let you have your eternal rest permenantly so to speak." Said the doctor with air quotes. " but we just can't have our way can we?, c'mon, out you go, the Kazekage was generous enough to give you some set of clothes, a week of stipend on the nearby desk and he also wishes you for a quick recovery, he'll be expecting you in active duty next week." Said the Doctor as he left.

"Gahh, I thought I had more time to ponder on what to do, damn, I guess I'll just have to wing it." I said as I slowly changed into my new clothes and stuffed my pocket with 10,000 ryo, wait, I do have an inventory, so I chucked my money and my other set of clothes there. I then proceed to inquire about an apartment by walking slowly as my body feels stiff and groggy.

I found out that that a rent for a small apartment was 5,000 ryo. It was small, very small space for my liking, I thanked the lady and said to them that I'll come back and went of to a small abandoned alley.

"plot device." I said as I summoned something to help my predicament and summoned 5 gold bars of pure quality. I quickly stuffed it in my inventory and went to a merchant from a traveling caravan that I saw earlier.

"Kid, what can I do for you?." Asked the merchant.

"I'm here to sell some gold, how much do you buy them for?." I asked him.

"Usually they range from 10,000 to 15,000 but it really depends on the purity, to tell you the truth, my clients are mostly from the damyos court and they all love their gold." Said the talkative merchant.

"How about this one then?." I said as I hand a gold bar from inventory.

"Sigh, you ninjas and your tricks, nearly gave me a heart attack, hmm, let's see, this is gold all right, what!, what kind of purity bullshit is this, it's a damn 100% purity gold, my client is gonna love this, I'll pay 30,000 no make that 40,000, what do you say kid?." Asked the merchant nervously.

"50,000, take it or leave it." I said to him.

"Deal." The merchant said hastily handing over the 50,000 ryo.

"Got anymore of this kid?." Asked the merchant eagerly.

"I got four left, wanna buy them?." I asked the merchant.

"Sure, I'll even throw in this jutsu scroll I aquired." Said the merchant as he handed me the remaining 200,000 ryo and the jutsu scroll.

"Pleasure doing business with you kid." Said the merchant.

"Same to you, good day." I said to him as I left.

Merchants PoV

"What a great haul today, but I felt like I forgot something, aiya!, the scroll that I handed the kid was not a jutsu scroll, but a porno book, how could I have made a blunder, oh well shinobi are viewed as adults right?." The merchant said to himself.

Tsuna's PoV

After I got the money from the merchant, I went back to the real estate representative and bought myself a nice house, the other party was truly shocked as they couldn't believe a kid would purchase such an envious house that came with the exuberant price tag, still though, they accepted, after all, money was money.

I also purchased some groceries some ninja clothes and gear, I even went myself and got a small battle fan. I was all settled in my new house when I remembered the jutsu scroll I got. I opened said scroll and what I got baffled me.

Banging the banshee and the sinful priestess.

by Gilderoy Lockheart.

"The heck, this is porn, not just any porn, Gilderoy porn."

Ding!

would you like to learn a skillbook?.

"Yes." I replied.

Ding skill learned.

*Sex mastery lvl 1 learned

+5 dex to self (passive)

*Libido mastery lvl 1 learned

+5 vit to self (passive)

*Sexy heal learned lvl 1 learned

+50 hp heal, + 1 charisma to self (passive)

*Sinful blessing learned lvl 1 learned

+5 to all stat, last 10 minute

*Invigorated regen learned lvl 1 learned

+20 hp per minute, last 10 minute

*Cure disease learned lvl 1 learned

- Cures and heal diseases 20% chance

*Cure poison learned lvl 1 learned

- Heals poisons 20% chance

"Whoa, didn't expect that." I said as the flood of knowledge entered my mind and couple of minutes later I passed out from the flow of information resulting in a couple of wet substance in my pants.

The next day

I woke feeling refreshed, but somehow felt my pants was sticky, I checked down below and sure enough, my sinful seed was sprawled across my pants. Still though, that was very stimulating. I then went to the bathroom for a bath and cleaned myself while pondering the wonders of the universe. As I finished washing and changing changing myself, I ate breakfast. I then began to steel myself as I put on a cloak that i bought yesterday and headed to the real estate agency and purchased a building near the shopping district.

I had a plan, I decided to make a cult here since Harry had one, I wanted one as well, okay, okay, you got me, I'm doing this for shits and giggles as I'm bored, it's only been two days here and there's no Internet, no TV, I was bored out of my mind and this was the result. This wouldn't bite me in the ass right?.

I henge'd myself and hired some genin to clean the building and arrange the furniture I purchased for my plan on the building to convert it into a chapel and it only took a day with ninjas and their tricks as they called it to have it finished. I also went to a tailor and customer ordered a priestly robe, I put a rush job on it too.

The next day, I readied myself with the priest disguise I procured and henge'd myself into an elderly figure, who can resist gandalf.

Suna shopping district, Chapel building.

"Welcome children, to the church of the chosen one." I said in front of my chapel in a sagely voice.

"I am Priest Author here to deliver words of wisdom to the lost lambs of god." I said.

A number of people gathered and was intruigued by this nutjob.

"Hey, hey what a psycho, noone believes in God I should know I'm a retired shinobi, I got cuts and bruises, broken bones and unbelievable amount of pain, I prayed to god for relief, and see where that got me, nothing worth a shell of a man with his former self." Said the old shinobi.

"Ahh, but did you pray to the correct god?, let me show you his grace." I said as I silently casted heal and invigorated regen on him.

A white light enshrouded the old shinobi that garnered the attention of the crowd.

"What's this!, I don't feel the aches from my bruises and broken bones, my God, I'm cured!." Shouted the retired shinobi.

"What!." Was the reaction of the crowd, especially those who knew the man.

"Praise be the lord who had shown you his graceful charity to the lost lamb of God." I preached to the crowd which stunned them.

Alot of murmurs and gossips then spread to the crowd until a female prostitute came and braved forward and asked "Please, I know I'm a dirty prostitute with a fatal diseases, can I ask the lord for his grace?" Asked the prostitute kneeling.

"So the lord God has wish it, so it shall be, may his blessings empower you all." I said as I cast a bunch of cure disease, cure poison and invigorated regen on the girl.

Similarly a white light enshrouded the prostitute and the audience waited the light to fade with anticipation. Sure enough, the light faded.

"I feel as if a weight has been lifted off me." Said the prostitute.

"Ohhhhhh."

"Ahhhhhh." Were the audience reaction.

"The lord is merciful and his bounty is limitless." I preached some more and pulled out some sort of propaganda under my ass.

Curiosity got to the crowd and asked "who is this lord, might we ask?." Asked the gathered crowd.

"Why is it none other than lord Gaia, all hail lord Gia." I said as I chose a random fictional diety.

"All hail lord Gaia!."

"All hail lord Gaia!." The crowd shouted.

Ding

The goddess of earth Gaia was pleased with you and has granted you her blessing.

*Gaia's blessing [Max]

+30 all stat

*Plant manipulation [Max]

*Plant summons [Max]

*Accelerated plant growth [Max]

*Gaia Sanctuary lvl 1 [gains levels by faith]

-The 30 meter area around the user receives favors from Gia and gains invulnerability to the chosen and whom the chosen one deems his allies gains the goddess protection for a 30 minute duration.

-Has a 24hr cooltime.

I stood there frozen with this notification, I mean what the heck, I only did this for shits and giggles.

On a side note it seems that the goddess doesn't mind that I call her and refer to her as him.