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This was written a bit differently. No notes and no business meeting this time. Instead we Oliver and Felicity are kept apart of each other during a party and revert to using text messages.

I hope this makes you smile :)

-As always please note Oliver's dialogue is in bold-

This sucks.

It does.

We are adults. We should be allowed to talk to each other especially in a party.

Especially if we're dating you mean.

Dating got us in trouble in the first place. Hence the texting.

If you hadn't giggled Thea wouldn't have caught us.

I did not giggle.

You did. Loudly. As we were trying to go upstairs.

Sneak upstairs. During a party. And we're not all freaky ninja people.

True. Freaky ninja people don't giggle.

Haha. Still stuck with texting each other across a room.

Come here and dance with me?

Why don't you come here and ask me? Oh wait, I forgot. Freaky ninja people are afraid of Thea Queen.

[…]

Did you have to dance with Carter Bowen?

Your mother introduced me. Couldn't get out of it.

What do you think?

Of your mother?

Of Carter.

Oh, he's so dreamy!

Felicity…

I answered as seriously as I could.

So, you don't think he's nice?

He's a douchenozzle

[…]

That was funnier than I thought it would be in real life.

Next time please time your texts so that I'm not drinking anything.

And miss you spraying champagne on unsuspecting guests? Nope. Timing was perfect.

So Carter is a douchenozzle.

A gigantic one.

Agreed. Why did you dance with him then?

I couldn't say no Oliver

You've said no to me. Twice.

I said no because your sister ordered us to keep a minimum safe distance for the next two hours. Which is your fault entirely.

I wasn't the one who giggled.

You were the one who was trying to sneak me up to your room.

You weren't resistant to the idea.

That's what got us into this.

Still not entirely my fault.

Shut up.

[….]

Half an hour until you dance with me.

You don't want to sneak away now?

We won't be sneaking. We'll be retiring. After we dance.

Retiring? "Will young master require anything else? No, that's all Fritz. I shall retire now. "

It's not polite to snort at your phone while talking to people. And Fritz?

You're the one that went 'medieval lord of the manor' on me.

Did I? And I didn't even notice? Too bad….

[…]

This is ridiculous.

She was serious when she said two hours apparently. Fifteen minutes left.

I'm supposed to be the host.

The host who got expertly sidetracked by his sister.

I was on my way to you.

Just twelve minutes.

I don't care. I wanted to spend the evening with you, not these people.

We'll spend the night together. Stop looking at me like that.

I wanted to talk to you. Laugh with you. I didn't even get to touch you.

Just ten minutes. You can touch me as much as you want then.

I intend to.

[….]

Will you both stop it with the lovesick puppy expressions already? For God's sake how did you go over a year like this? Fine. Time's up ten minutes early because I'm generous like that.

[…]

Btw bro? If you look sideways at Roy again I've got pics of your lovelorn act tonight.

I know where your closet is and how to use scissors.