Chapter 1: Introduction

I have decided that I will make an example of Chucklez-Lives-On's greatness. This is a parody of her story, "When StarClan Gets Bored." If you haven't already, go read it! It is amazing and random.

Oh, and these chapters are going to be a little short... I hope you don't mind. Please rate and review to help me improve for you! Now onto the introduction.

One sunny day, the cats in StarClan were having their seasonal, secret "Turning of the Catnip" ceremony.

"All right," yowled Bluestar, "bring out the catnip!"

From the bushes, Mosskit and Larchkit dragged out a huge trunk of catnip. It was three tail lengths long.

The trunk was set in the middle of a clearing, and all the cats of StarClan were gathered around it.

"Welcome to the seasonal Turning of the Catnip!" announced Raggedstar. "We, as we have done for 57 seasons, are going to give another pawful of catnip permanent effects, which include insanity, hyperness, and addiction to more catnip!"

Everyone cheered.

Leopardstar withdrew a pawful of catnip from the trunk. It was placed on a rock.

"Now we will wait," declared Firestar. "It will happen any moment now."

All of the cats leaned forward and watched as a meteor fell from the sky and hit the catnip. There was a bright, rainbow colored flash, and then all the cats saw the catnip start glowing with rainbow colors.

"HOORAY!" cheered all the cats as another trunk filled with the same sort of rainbow colored catnip. Spottedleaf carefully lifted the catnip into the trunk.

But then something that was not supposed to happen happened.

A giant Twoleg blimp was floating through the sky. The partying cats did not notice.

The Twoleg blimp knocked the trunk of glowing rainbow colored catnip out of StarClan.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" wailed the cats. But it was too late- the catnip had fallen out of the StarClan.

"We can always collect it later," said Snowfur, trying to calm everyone down.

"BUT IT LANDED IN THE CLANS!" sobbed Mousefur. "THEY'RE GONNA EAT IT ALL!"

"Uh- oh… I haven't thought of that," frowned Snowfur.

"THEY SHALL GO INSANE LIKE WE SECRETLY ARE!" screamed Ferncloud.

"WHO CARES? WE LOST THE CATNIP!" screamed the rest of the cats.

"We can always make more," said Crookedstar, "'cause we live forever!"

"SPOTTEDLEAF DIED, REMEMBER?!"

"But she resurrected," said Yellowfang grouchily. "We should be gathering the catnip before the Clans eat it!"

But it was obviously too late…

I hope that was okay! Thanks for reading!