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sue you! But the characters aint
A/N: spontaneous.random.crazy.all that good stuff! Don't be sceerrrred as my friend Daphnay would say, its all in good fun. (im just a littttttle hyper now, I dunno if the whole story will be like this! But maybe ill write better hyper, who knows since I get so few reviews!!!!!!! so how bout yall review this one?!! Thanks yoU! Love you much, cassi)
ONE-JUST A BIT OF FUN
"JAAAAAAAAAAAAMES!" Sirius tackled his best friend, shouting in a very girly voice, "I haven't seen you in like-"
"FOREVER!" James shouted back, also using a high-pitched voice.
"Omigod!" Sirius shouted. "It's Remus!" Remus Lupin was standing in the middle of platform nine and three quarters, looking at his friends with a grin.
"SIRIUS! JAMES!" The three of them crashed into each other, causing an owl to begin screeching nearby. The steady stream of students boarding the train wove around them, some younger students shooting the boys odd looks.
"I say, boys, you haven't seen Peter anywhere, have you?" Sirius asked in a proper voice, thrusting his chest out in a "manly" sort of way.
"No, old chap, I haven't," James replied, peering around suspiciously. "But I do see."
"SEVERUS!" The three boys raced down the platform towards a very disturbed-looking Severus Snape. At the sight of Remus, Sirius, and James bounding down the platform towards him, Snape looked around feverishly, as though trying to pick an escape route. Sadly, he was too slow.
"SNAPE! HOW ARE YOU!" Sirius exclaimed, smacking Severus hard in the back. James made a move as though to give Severus a hug, then screamed and pointed at Snape's nose.
"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?" James shouted, pointing at Snape. Snape glared at James as Sirius shouted, "IT'S HUGE!"
"Oh-" Remus said.
"Wait-" put in James.
"IT'S JUST YOUR NOSE!" The three of them shouted merrily and Sirius smacked Severus on the head. His hand came back looking highly-polished, and Sirius made a face.
"It's called shampoo you slimy git!"
"Use some!" Remus shouted, and the three of them scampered off to find someone else to mess with.
Severus Snape stood and glared after James. One of these days.One of these days, James would make that boy pay.
Somewhere far off down the platform, Remus, James, and Sirius had found a new victim- the beautiful Lily potter. Her eyes glittered merrily as the boys ran up to her, screaming, "Lily!" This one had enough sense to back off before the boys got to her. Whipping out her wand, she shouted, "Sloevenate!"
The boys froze in mid-pounce, eyes looking about wildly. Lily nearly fell to the ground laughing as she gazed at the three of them floating in the air, looks of stun and insanity on their bright-red faces.
"That'll teach you," she said after a moment. "Releso." They dropped to the ground in a heap, though in a moment they'd scrambled back up and, grinning, took their wands out to teach Lily a lesson. Letting out a little yelp, she took off towards the Hogwarts Express, laughing happily and dodging curses.
"Lily!" Lily stopped to greet her friends Elisabeth and Ann, who were waving enthusiastically at her from just inside a compartment. "Come join us!"
Throwing a quick look behind her to see if the boys had caught up with her yet, Lily jumped inside and slammed the door behind her. Panting heavily, she peered out the window to see three rather confused looking marauders looking about the platform curiously.
Lily turned back to her friends to see them eyeing her, grinning.
"What?" she demanded, narrowing her eyes at them.
"Flirt much?" Elisabeth asked, raising her eyebrows.
"Oh, screw you both, they were trying to curse me!"
The door to the compartment banged open, and James, Sirius, and Remus charged in, wands pointed at Lily. She squealed and tried to jump behind Ann, who looked really confused.
The boys were just about to mutter their curses when a tentative voice said from the corridor, "Hey, guys."
The boys turned, eyes gleaming.
"PETER!"
Well, you can guess what happened next. When Peter had finally managed to get himself off of the ground, the train was chugging full-speed towards Hogwarts.
"Reckon we'll sit with you, all the other places are gonna be stuffed with students," Remus said, sitting down across from Elisabeth.
"Gee, thanks," Ann said sarcastically, and Sirius turned to her, grinning.
"DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!" Ann shrieked, laughing, and Sirius's smile widened. He snuck closer.
"Oy, Sirius, take a look at Snape out here," James said, calling of Sirius's attack. Pouting, Sirius hopped over to the door to the compartment and peered into the hall.
"Where?" Sirius asked, I don't see-" he felt a sharp kick in the arse and in seconds he was on the ground outside the compartment, door closed behind him.
The group behind the glass laughed as Sirius pressed his face against the windows, making faces at them.
"All right, then, if you won't open it," he said, taking out his wand and a box of fillibuster fireworks. Setting the fireworks before the door, he counted.
"Three.two.one." BOOM! The corridor was alight with sparks and lights, people from other compartments opening their doors to see who was making all the racket. Sirius grinned at the crowds as he stepped over the glowing mass of burned fireworks.
"Honestly," Remus said, shaking his head. He pulled out his wand and said, "Reuniate." The wall to the compartment flew back up, and he grinned smugly.
"Don't get too cocky, Remus, I remember the last time you tried that spell and slipped a vowel-" James started, but Sirius cut him off just as Remus was turning a fluorescent red.
"James, James, James," Sirius said, shaking his head. "We fixed Remus's bum in the end."
"Yes, but the feathers WERE quite nice," James said seriously. Everyone in the compartment except Remus started laughing. After a second, though, Remus grinned, then let out a bit of a chuckle himself. James winked at Lily, who was smiling in his direction.
Lily's heart skipped a little beat, though she hardly noticed. It was only after the train while she was in one of the carriages when she evaluated it. What did this mean?
In a carriage behind the girls', James, Peter, Remus and Sirius were quickly plotting their opening feast prank. Peter's mind, however was on other things. During the summer he'd hung out a bit with a friend of Lucious Malfoy's, and he'd introduced Peter to a wizard named Voldemort. Peter new a lot of things were going to happen this year, terrible things that even Dumbledore wouldn't be able to imagine. But right now, sitting in the carriage with his friends, Peter tried to ignore that thought. Those things would happen when they did.
Severus Snape was talking to a small group of his Slytherin friends, talking quietly and rapidly about a little plan he'd come up with on the train. All he needed was a little help, and then he'd be able to put an end to that damn James Potter for good.
A/N: HHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA im still hyper, though not as much. Well what you think, crazy enough for you?? bunches of things are going to happen in this story, oh yes they are my Children, lots of scrumptious things. BUT FOR NOW, you must wait. And review. Only with 10 reviews can my insanity be broken, though five may get you the next chapter. we'll make it a deal then, shall we, kiddies? Lots of love to all who read, whether or not you liked it!!!!!!!! ~~CASSI~~
A/N: spontaneous.random.crazy.all that good stuff! Don't be sceerrrred as my friend Daphnay would say, its all in good fun. (im just a littttttle hyper now, I dunno if the whole story will be like this! But maybe ill write better hyper, who knows since I get so few reviews!!!!!!! so how bout yall review this one?!! Thanks yoU! Love you much, cassi)
ONE-JUST A BIT OF FUN
"JAAAAAAAAAAAAMES!" Sirius tackled his best friend, shouting in a very girly voice, "I haven't seen you in like-"
"FOREVER!" James shouted back, also using a high-pitched voice.
"Omigod!" Sirius shouted. "It's Remus!" Remus Lupin was standing in the middle of platform nine and three quarters, looking at his friends with a grin.
"SIRIUS! JAMES!" The three of them crashed into each other, causing an owl to begin screeching nearby. The steady stream of students boarding the train wove around them, some younger students shooting the boys odd looks.
"I say, boys, you haven't seen Peter anywhere, have you?" Sirius asked in a proper voice, thrusting his chest out in a "manly" sort of way.
"No, old chap, I haven't," James replied, peering around suspiciously. "But I do see."
"SEVERUS!" The three boys raced down the platform towards a very disturbed-looking Severus Snape. At the sight of Remus, Sirius, and James bounding down the platform towards him, Snape looked around feverishly, as though trying to pick an escape route. Sadly, he was too slow.
"SNAPE! HOW ARE YOU!" Sirius exclaimed, smacking Severus hard in the back. James made a move as though to give Severus a hug, then screamed and pointed at Snape's nose.
"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?" James shouted, pointing at Snape. Snape glared at James as Sirius shouted, "IT'S HUGE!"
"Oh-" Remus said.
"Wait-" put in James.
"IT'S JUST YOUR NOSE!" The three of them shouted merrily and Sirius smacked Severus on the head. His hand came back looking highly-polished, and Sirius made a face.
"It's called shampoo you slimy git!"
"Use some!" Remus shouted, and the three of them scampered off to find someone else to mess with.
Severus Snape stood and glared after James. One of these days.One of these days, James would make that boy pay.
Somewhere far off down the platform, Remus, James, and Sirius had found a new victim- the beautiful Lily potter. Her eyes glittered merrily as the boys ran up to her, screaming, "Lily!" This one had enough sense to back off before the boys got to her. Whipping out her wand, she shouted, "Sloevenate!"
The boys froze in mid-pounce, eyes looking about wildly. Lily nearly fell to the ground laughing as she gazed at the three of them floating in the air, looks of stun and insanity on their bright-red faces.
"That'll teach you," she said after a moment. "Releso." They dropped to the ground in a heap, though in a moment they'd scrambled back up and, grinning, took their wands out to teach Lily a lesson. Letting out a little yelp, she took off towards the Hogwarts Express, laughing happily and dodging curses.
"Lily!" Lily stopped to greet her friends Elisabeth and Ann, who were waving enthusiastically at her from just inside a compartment. "Come join us!"
Throwing a quick look behind her to see if the boys had caught up with her yet, Lily jumped inside and slammed the door behind her. Panting heavily, she peered out the window to see three rather confused looking marauders looking about the platform curiously.
Lily turned back to her friends to see them eyeing her, grinning.
"What?" she demanded, narrowing her eyes at them.
"Flirt much?" Elisabeth asked, raising her eyebrows.
"Oh, screw you both, they were trying to curse me!"
The door to the compartment banged open, and James, Sirius, and Remus charged in, wands pointed at Lily. She squealed and tried to jump behind Ann, who looked really confused.
The boys were just about to mutter their curses when a tentative voice said from the corridor, "Hey, guys."
The boys turned, eyes gleaming.
"PETER!"
Well, you can guess what happened next. When Peter had finally managed to get himself off of the ground, the train was chugging full-speed towards Hogwarts.
"Reckon we'll sit with you, all the other places are gonna be stuffed with students," Remus said, sitting down across from Elisabeth.
"Gee, thanks," Ann said sarcastically, and Sirius turned to her, grinning.
"DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!" Ann shrieked, laughing, and Sirius's smile widened. He snuck closer.
"Oy, Sirius, take a look at Snape out here," James said, calling of Sirius's attack. Pouting, Sirius hopped over to the door to the compartment and peered into the hall.
"Where?" Sirius asked, I don't see-" he felt a sharp kick in the arse and in seconds he was on the ground outside the compartment, door closed behind him.
The group behind the glass laughed as Sirius pressed his face against the windows, making faces at them.
"All right, then, if you won't open it," he said, taking out his wand and a box of fillibuster fireworks. Setting the fireworks before the door, he counted.
"Three.two.one." BOOM! The corridor was alight with sparks and lights, people from other compartments opening their doors to see who was making all the racket. Sirius grinned at the crowds as he stepped over the glowing mass of burned fireworks.
"Honestly," Remus said, shaking his head. He pulled out his wand and said, "Reuniate." The wall to the compartment flew back up, and he grinned smugly.
"Don't get too cocky, Remus, I remember the last time you tried that spell and slipped a vowel-" James started, but Sirius cut him off just as Remus was turning a fluorescent red.
"James, James, James," Sirius said, shaking his head. "We fixed Remus's bum in the end."
"Yes, but the feathers WERE quite nice," James said seriously. Everyone in the compartment except Remus started laughing. After a second, though, Remus grinned, then let out a bit of a chuckle himself. James winked at Lily, who was smiling in his direction.
Lily's heart skipped a little beat, though she hardly noticed. It was only after the train while she was in one of the carriages when she evaluated it. What did this mean?
In a carriage behind the girls', James, Peter, Remus and Sirius were quickly plotting their opening feast prank. Peter's mind, however was on other things. During the summer he'd hung out a bit with a friend of Lucious Malfoy's, and he'd introduced Peter to a wizard named Voldemort. Peter new a lot of things were going to happen this year, terrible things that even Dumbledore wouldn't be able to imagine. But right now, sitting in the carriage with his friends, Peter tried to ignore that thought. Those things would happen when they did.
Severus Snape was talking to a small group of his Slytherin friends, talking quietly and rapidly about a little plan he'd come up with on the train. All he needed was a little help, and then he'd be able to put an end to that damn James Potter for good.
A/N: HHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA im still hyper, though not as much. Well what you think, crazy enough for you?? bunches of things are going to happen in this story, oh yes they are my Children, lots of scrumptious things. BUT FOR NOW, you must wait. And review. Only with 10 reviews can my insanity be broken, though five may get you the next chapter. we'll make it a deal then, shall we, kiddies? Lots of love to all who read, whether or not you liked it!!!!!!!! ~~CASSI~~