Epic rap battles of Alvin and the chipmunks: Rita Landow the fox vs Vinny... begin,

"Are you by any chance Alvin's mother?

Cause if you are, then who is exactly his biological father?

Feast on eyes on me, I'm your future daughter in law.

A silky fox who's happy with her body the way it is and very few flaws.

I'm touch like a wolf, you're weak and stick like a rat.

Which is what chipmunks are related to, no fucking arguemnet about that.

You're a nobody who knows nothing of civilisation and only been in two episodes.

Maybe I'll let you bathe in my shower before I make you hit the road." Rapped Rita, now it's Vinny's turn to rap.

"Good thing my boys are not with me in this battle, cause your rhymes make me sick.

You're calling yourself torch, dear you don't look very achletic.

You look more like a fat hoe who eats and drinks wine out of depression of your father's a rapist.

Who abused you sexually, bribed you for it, out of bring drugged up and pissed.

Your, civilisation, your tech, your internet, I want nothing of it.

Cuse I believe it's what brought up all that shit.

Tell you what, why don't you have for Daddy come see me, so I'll make him a good parent.

But if I won't help him, I'll knock him down good, for even I know he's a sant." Rapped Vinny. Now it's Rita Mandow's turn to rap.

"Nice try for a comeback, but my decent caring bro helped through the abuse any way he could.

By looking after me the way my father should.

Don't judge me by my wright, I'm happy with how my body is.

I don't observe any of what the bullie's bullshit is.

But I'm sure they'll agree with me on how you gave away your sons.

Which started how I met your eldest Alvin and made hem toast up my buns." Rapped Rita Meadow. Now it's Vinny's turn to rap.

Although overhearing about how Rita accused her of bring a bad mother and how she made Alvin toast her buns, she grew ferrous at her, and decided to get serious on Rita. Vinny stormed forward toward her as she started rapping and Rita began backing away from her from seei fury on Vinny's face.

"What Your father did to you and what you did to my boy is gonna put you straight to hell.

If you're in a real relation with my Alvin, I'm sure it wouldn't go well.

I did what I had to cause the winter made it impossible to feed my boys.

Go to hell on your on slut and stop playing my Alvin like a toy." Rapped Vinny.

Rita got backed up to a brick wall of a house and she pressed her hands firmly on it to get a good grip on it just before Vinny placed her left fist on her left hip and started jabbing an index finger from her right paw as she continued rapping.

I cared for him and his brothers lovingly and gently the way your parents should.

Bring understanding and caring, that's what even your mother never could.

I defeated a wild angry boat without getting into a fight.

And I only left my boys with that kind human, cause I knew they have a new life with Dave leading them to the spot light." Rapped Vinny.

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS.