FanFiction Survivor Series

Summary: 24 teams, 12 matches, 1 ring. Who will reign supreme? Who will stand tall? But better yet, who will survive in this all-out warfare?

Rated T for violence and language.

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The Angry American, (formerly known as ForeverTheTorturedRebel) is my partner in helping this Survivor Series come to life..

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Interviews:

Josh Matthews, Scott Stanford, Renee Young, TNA interviewer Jeremy Borash and legendary hall-of-famer Mean Gene Okerlund from WWE were at various places such as the interview area and locker rooms interviewing teams competing in the first-ever Fanfiction Survivor Series.

Wrestlers teams

Team Corporation's interview:

Brand new WWE interviewer Renee Young was standing alongside Team Corporation, which consisted of The Shield, Former WWE Champion 'The Viper' Randy Orton and the COO (Chief Operating Officer) Triple H. They weren't alone however. Standing behind them was Triple H's wife, Stephanie McMahon.

Renee Young: Triple H, you and your team look pretty confident. Is there any gameplan you and your team like to discuss?

Triple H: Renee, we don't need to discuss anything any further. Because, as you already see, we've already won. It isn't very surprising that the team were facing is nothing more than sick excuses of life. I mean, really? Does a team like us really stand up to a team of pathetic little ponies? It's very pathetic that something this girly could stand up to something like us. Who in the hell do they think they are? I'm the COO of WWE! Only I choose who fights who.

Triple H was losing his patience already. He would have unleashed his rage on the morons who put his team up against a team of ponies from My Little Pony. Fortunately, Stephanie McMahon calmed down her husband while the former WWE Champion decided to speak for Triple H

Randy Orton: You won't have to worry about a thing, Triple H. From what I heard from these so-called Twilight Crushers team, they're stronger than they already seem. Truth be told, we can already handle them despite their size. There's only 5 of us, and they're only 5 of them. One by one, they'll all fall at our feet, wherever they like it... or not. Because that's... best for business.

A speechless Renee Young saw the entire team leave her sight once and for all.

Angry Goats's interview.

Josh Matthews was at the interview area with the Angry Goats, consisting of Daniel Bryan, Big Show, Sheamus, Christian and Rey Mysterio.

Josh Matthews: Daniel Bryan, you and your team face your greatest challenge against a team you're very unknown of. I'm talking about the so-called Lightning Squad. Any comments about that?

Daniel Bryan: Josh, were confident about our match. I'm really impressed about this lineup of competitors were facing. I mean, if you can find a team that fully consisted of a Michael Vick look-a-like, a Snooki look-a-like, a pony, Robert Pattinson's bitch, and a pizza delivery boy from the future, I think our day just got easier. We may not be facing Triple H and his goons this time around, but me and my team are gonna envision everyone as the COO of WWE. Triple H has crossed the line with every one of us, and just like the words of Twisted Sister", we're not gonna take it anymore. Because they're all gonna tap one by one, and as soon as that ref says if they're ready to give up, they'll say only one thing...

For dramatic effect, Daniel Bryan and the rest of his teammates all took a brief pause, before letting out one word...

Angry Goats: *chanting* YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!

And then, all of a sudden, the rest of the Indianapolis crowd all broke out in 'yes' chants. It was clear that this little interview was finished.

Heyman Hustlers' interview:

Scott Stanford was in the locker room with the Heyman Hustlers, formed consistently of Brock Lesnar, Curtis Axel, Ryback, Jack Swagger and Antonio Cesaro. Next to them was the ringleader of the group, Paul Heyman.

Scott Stanford: I'm standing alongside the Heyman Hustlers, as they prepare for battle against Team Heather in the first-ever Fanfiction Survivor Series. Brock Lesnar, anything you like to discuss in your soon-to-be matchup?

Brock Lesnar, on the other hand, refused to speak and so did the rest of his teammates. But Paul Heyman managed to step in and speak on the mic.

Paul Heyman: Oh, I don't think it would be necessary, Scott. You see, we are prepared. Only to bring the complete massacre to these group of teens were facing. It's gonna be nothing more of a complete squash match. Not to mention that there are bookers in Las Vegas who are choosing Heyman Hustlers to immediately squash this so-called Team Heather by 1,000,000 to 1. Everyone down there is betting on us to claim easy victory. But picture one thing. I want you to picture Heather, Justin, Owen, Eva, and LeShawna as multiple CM Punks, all standing in one ring. My Heyman Hustlers easily see them as pieces of meat, and one my one, we will eat them up. Jack Swagger and Antonio Cesaro will rain down Americanism all over Eva and LeShawna, while Ryback will gut Owen alive like a hungry beast eating his prey like a snake! But don't think I left both Justin and Heather out of this yet, because Curtis Axel will show Justin who's truly 'perfect'. And lastly, I forgot Heather once again. We'll save the best for last for her. Because Heather will meet a monster more deadly than Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees combined. He's so dangerous and terrifying, he can start a one-man apolcaypse by setting foot in that very ring. I'm talking about the best incarnate himself and the master of the F5, I'm talking about BROOOOOOOCK LESSSSNARRRRR!

And then, just to intimidate Scott, Brock Lesnar stared down at him, dwarfing him every second he can.

Scott Stanford: *out of fear* Dear god, I'm getting the hell out of here...

Aces and Eights' interview:

TNA interviewer Jeremy Borash was at the interview area with Aces & Eights, made consistently of former TNA employees, Devon and Wes Brisco, Knux, Garett Bischoff and former TNA World Heavyweight Champion, Bully Ray. And around Bully Ray's arm was none other than his arm candy, Brooke.

Jeremy Borash: *nervously* Um, Aces and Eights, you've got a bigger goal standing against you as you take on-

Bully Ray: *cuts Borash off rudely* You just shut your mouth already, Borash! In fact, let me do the talking! You're done for the day!

Like a mean-hearted bully that he was, Bully Ray shoved Jeremy Borash out of there. With deathly eyes, he stared at the camera.

Bully Ray: Do you know who I am? But better yet, do you know who we are? Because if you don't, then let us refresh your memory! We're Aces & Eights! We own TNA and everyone can't do a damn thing about it. Whose idea was it to have a couple of nobodies pair us up against a family of bats and only one cat? Are they high? Were they on drugs? Either way, it doesn't matter... because we're gonna take our bikes and drag those campy bastards all across the streets in Indianapolis! We're gonna drag Batman, Catwoman, Batgirl, Nightwing and Huntress straight to god-knows-where and by the time they're done, they're gonna be perfect roadkill to victory. Because we're the Aces & Eights. And when you do ride with Aces & Eights, you never walk alone!

Finishing his little rant up, he gave the microphone to Devon and left with the rest of the members.

Devon: Oh, my brother... TESTIFY!

Punk Rockers' Interview:

Legendary WWE interviewer "Mean" Gene Okerlund was standing alongside CM Punk outside of his locker room. The rest of Punk's teammates were missing, but Punk decided to keep secret until the main event.

Mean Gene: I am standing here outside the locker room of the Punk Rockers, led by CM Punk. Punk, it's very mysterious of you not to have your teammates with you at this time. You must be a man of surprises.

CM Punk: Indeed, Gene... I am a man of surprises. Yet, I'm a man of disappointment because I'm not scheduled to take on Paul Heyman's team. But you know what? I'm not upset. I can understand that the team I'm facing are much more sicker than Paul Heyman combined. It isn't very surprising that the whole lineup is made out of a short midget, a biker with three hairs on his head, an evil doctor with a koosh ball in his head, a pony's ass with a wizard hat, and Alejandro. Of course, it doesn't hurt that whenever I'm in the ring with one of them, all I'm seeing is Paul Heyman. I'm gonna make all of them Go To Sleep in a flash, but don't worry, I wouldn't leave out my 'special friends' just for the heck of it. After all, they all want to have a little fun as well. After we thwart their little 'evil plans' when all of this is said and done, I'm going after Heyman. As far as this little conversation goes, I think I've said enough for now.

Character teams

Bundy Bombers's interview:

Scott Stanford was at the interview area with the Bundy Bombers, which consisted of nerdy Steve Urkel, hardass Red Forman, scientist Dr. Sheldon Cooper, dimwit dude Cody Lambert, and the team leader which was former high school football player-turned-shoe salesman Al Bundy.

Scott Stanford: I'm standing here with Al Bundy and his team, The Bundy Bombers, made consistently of Steve Urkel, Red Forman, Sheldon Cooper and Cody Lambert! Bundy, you must be feeling excited.

Al Bundy: I feel excited about this, Mean Gene.

Scott Stanford: *correcting him* Um, Al... my name's Scott.

Al Bundy: *chuckling* Like it matters. You see, Mean Gene... this ain't no birthday party. This sure as heck ain't Christmas. And it sure as hell ain't sex night with the wife. What you see right here is a dream team everyone can ever dream of. We got a nerd with heart, a hardass with attitude, a scientist with a brain, and a dude with no brain at all. You may see it as a mismatch, but Al Bundy's gonna take these misfits and turn them into winners. And doing that would be like scoring my fifth touchdown. We're gonna come out swinging, we're gonna come out fighting, we're gonna cheat our heinies off. Now, can I get a 'Whoa Bundy'?

Hearing words from their team captain, the rest of the team members stuck their hands out in huddle formation and raised them up in victory.

Bundy Bombers: Whooooooooooa, Bundy!

Team Heather's interview:

Renee Young was at the locker room with the members of Team Heather, which consisted mostly of Total Drama alumni Heather, Justin, Owen, Eva and LeShawna.

Renee Young: Team Heather, you heard it recently from Heyman Hustlers. They plan to make your match between them a massacre. You have any response to that statement.

Heather: Duh, Renee. Of course me and my team have a response. What does that fat walrus think he really is trying to say there's gonna be a massacre. There will be a massacre tonight in Indianapolis, but it's gonna be Paul Heyman's team that's gonna be slaughtered by wolves like us. We already got a team in Eva, LeShawna and Owen. They're the powerhouses of our group. Justin's here only for the beauty, in which it always brings distraction to the Heyman Hustlers. But me, I'm the brains of the group. With my brilliant gameplan and strategy, we'll take Heyman Hustlers down faster than CM Punk caned Heyman to holy hell at Hell In A Cell. Plus, I would also like to state the fact that I do not, I repeat, I do not like Alejandro. That bastard keeps calling me over and over again. He's like some sort of stalker!

Renee Young: I don't blame you one bit. Thanks for your time, though.

Tha Cool Guyz's interview:

Josh Matthews was at the interview area with the team known as "Tha Cool Guys", made consistently of Monty Monogram, Flash Sentry, "Razor" Jake Clawson and "T-Bone" Chance Furlong of the SWAT Kats, and their team leader, Geoff from Total Drama.

Josh Matthews: Cool Guyz... you face an interesting challenge against you as you take on The Awesome Showoffs, co-captained by Dolph Ziggler and The Miz. How will this matchup go for you?

Geoff: Dude, it's gonna go out like a bang. You think Ziggler and Miz are showoffs? Take a look at us, man. We should be deserving of being awesome showoffs! I mean, check out our resume. Monty Monogram is the son of Major Monogram, and he mixes acrobatics into brute force. Flash Sentry is an awesome guitar player and he's a brilliant technican. And do I need to say anything about those cool cats themselves known as the SWAT Kats? They mix speed and power together to create an all-out aerial assault! And me? I'm the life of the party that keeps this team together. I bring charisma to this group, making sure that the energy from my fans will keep us on the road to victory! We're untouchable, and there's nothing that can break us apart instantly! WHOO-HOO!

Twilight Crushers' interview:

TNA interviewer Jeremy Borash was inside the locker room with Twilight Sparkle's team, The Twilight Crushers. Alongside Twilight Sparkle was her teammates Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity and Pinkie Pie. Fluttershy on the other hand, because the team's faithful manager for the night.

Jeremy Borash: Twilight Crushers, you got your work cut out for you as you prepare for your toughest challenge yet, going up against Team Corporation. What must be going through your mind?

Twilight Sparkle: There's a lot going through my mind. I've already seen what Triple H, Randy Orton and The Shield are capable off. And to be true about this... what they've done in the WWE so far makes me sick to my stomachs. It made me sick how Triple H screwed Daniel Bryan out of the WWE Championship. It made me sick how The Shield would use their own brand of justice to get rid of our heroes. But what really makes me sick, is the way how Randy Orton considers himself 'The Face of WWE'. I got a little something for Team Corporation: There isn't no way in heck you can screw the power of friendship. And friendship is something you will never learn in a long time, Team Corporation. Oh, and Randy Orton... I promise you that when this night is over and done with, we'll see to it that your pretty little face will be broken. Now see if that's best for business.

Team Alejandro's interview:

"Mean" Gene Okerlund was at the interview area with Total Drama villain Alejandro Burromuerto and his team entitled 'Team Alejandro'. It was mostly made villains with team members Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, The Great And Powerful Trixie, Kevin from 'Ed, Edd n Eddy' fame, and the shortest member of the team, Lil' Gideon Gleeful from 'Gravity Falls.

"Mean" Gene Okerlund: Alejandro, you must be concerned about your opponents that CM Punk has got planned for you. Is this really a surprise to you guys?

Alejandro: Apparently... no. This isn't a surprise to us, because no matter what CM Punk's hiding behind his back, it isn't gonna be worth winning. Because villains like us get what we want, especially if we have to use force in order to get it. CM Punk can get Krusty The Clown, Scooby Doo, and the Three Stooges and we'd still come out on top! After we're done with Punk. I'm coming after Heather. Because I know damn well that she belongs to me. It's what I do in life. I'm a Burromuerto, and we always get what we want, especially money and women. Heather knows she likes me, and there's nothing Justin can do a damn thing about it. He's nothing but a pathetic little chihuahua who cares about his looks much more than the competition itself. He is nowhere near my level, not to mention that he couldn't even come close to getting one girl by his side. And when I do take Heather off from the sunset, I'll take that pathetic little Hawaiian of a male model straight to a deep grave.

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I guess that's pretty much it for the interviews then. Just so you do know that these interviews came mostly from The Angry American, and of course, I had little help of it as well. Stay tuned for the promo of the Fanfiction Survivor Series. It's bound to be intense!

Until then, rest in peace Lou Reed! You shall be missed!

R.I.P. Lou Reed 1942-2013