Hello everybody, sorry it took me so long, but here's the last chapter of „Pippins Bootcmp"...

Thank you for all your lovely reviews and follows, there's gonna be a part 2 one day... No, only kidding, I'll start again in December, so they'll all have a nice christmas trip.

LEGOLAS

My torture is over. Finally. This whole „Bootcamp" stuff totally messed up with my qi. Wow, I've almost had an emotion. Tauriel is coming back to mirkwood with me, says she's gonna marry this hairy dwarf soon, but she wants to go on with her carrier. Women. Strange.

My hair is blonde again, thank god – and Galadriel. She gave me some die, so I wouldn't have to go home with this ridiculous colour.

Gotta go now, Daddy's waiting. I'm a bit worried – he said something about me marrying Eowyn...

FARAMIR

Back home. I hate my life. Of course it was Boromir who got the "Welcome back" present. A cool horse, a sword, a shield, a castle... and all I got was a "For sale" horse from the supermarket. 20$. In three months I'm gonna marry Eowyn and move out. YES! She does seem to love me. Kind of. I guess I'm not the worst that could have happened to her. Daddy's calling, I've got to do the dishes for Boromir's dinner.

ARAGORN

Still not king. Nor is Thorin, he phoned in a few minutes ago. We're gonna visit a support group for kings-to-be who don't happen to be crowned. Maybe, just maybe... Otherwise I've got to start a war. That's boring.

I'm going to visit Arwen in two weeks, already counting the days. I miss her. And without Eowyn, mooning over to me, it's so boring. Legolas tried to persuade me to wash my hair and Boromir gave me a little parcel. Said it was something called "shampoo." Never heard of it.

Sorry, I've goto to stop. Still haven't unpacked my bag and Faramir's gonna visit me in two hours. Sorry!

Bye than, guys!