River sat in the stylish bar sipping her white wine. A man came up to her wearing what looked like a world war two RAF jacket. He sat down opposite her "What a beautiful woman like yourself doing sitting alone in a bar?" the man said in a thick American accent.

"Waiting" River said.

"Captain Jack Harkness and who are you?" the man said.

"Professor River Song" River said.

"Song, Song why does that ring a bell" Jack said.

"Only skilled criminals hold me in a high place"

"200 hundred breakouts from Stormcage"

"That's me"

"Wow. So what were you in for?"

"Murder, captain" River said smoothly.

"Who's?"

"A good man"

"So who are you waiting for?"

"The man I murdered"

"Really"

"Yes"

"You are a cryptic woman Miss Song" Jack said smiling.

"Actually it's Mrs"

"Oh I was getting my hopes up"

"Don't worry" River said taking a sip of his wine.

"Jack!" a man exclaimed. Jack turned round "Doctor?"

"Yes, sorry I've regenerated" the Doctor said walking over "I see you've met River" the Doctor sat down next to River.

"You know each other?" Jack said puzzled.

"Intimately" River said flirtatiously.

"We're married" the Doctor said putting his arm around River.

"Really, I never thought you were a man to settle down" Jack said.

"Well he's a good man" River said dropping a tantalising hint.

"Good man?" Jack said "River you killed him"

"Our first date" River said sipping her wine.

"River stop teasing" the Doctor said.

"Never" River said smiling.

"Don't worry Doctor I like her teasing" Jack said.

"This is why I've never brought you two together" the Doctor said.

"Oh don't want to share Doctor" Jack said.

"Don't worry I like to share" River said.

"River! You're married. Jack, she's my wife" the Doctor said.

"Grumpy" River said.

"So River, you share do you" Jack said smiling.

"Oh I give up" the Doctor said exasperated.