Don't Leave Me, Excel's Fantasy Episode

By: Muchacha
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Authority: i DONT even own Excel Saga's characters I'm sure most of you know. Instead, I'm writing this crappy fic.

Summary: This is a parody of Excel Saga mixed with fairy tales. Hyatt plays the princess in love with Excel, Excel plays the farm girl-soon-to-be-prince kind of type, Lord Ilpalazzo's the king, and the other characters are scattered about!

*A bit of "shoujo ai"/ girls in love/ in this fic (first time I've though this with girls..)

This is a short prlogue thing just to continue later if any you like it or not.

Chapter 1- Ball and marriage?

The scene opens to a big magnificently built castle at the top of an equally magnificent hill. All this, and more, with birds chirping happily, flowers escaping the meadows, and the people of the world mating. How can it get any better? Then, all the commotion was brought to attention at the castle's entrance, as horns horned, drums drummed, dancers danced, and the people of the nearby village were gathered. They waited for the announcement of the great, powerful, and almighty king, Lord Ilpalazzo.

"My people," stated the king, "in this is the place where an idealistic society shall be born and ruled, over powering the ignorant masses clouding struggle. There will be no poverty or pain any more, and I'll make sure of that. We'll take over this city and the corrupt forces will finally fall. This isn't a possibility, but a definite conclusion in the near future!…You all may applaud."
Though it is very silent that you can hear the cricket chirping outside, Ilpalazzo is unaware of the utterly confused looks on the people's face, being impudent of his speech. The voice that cooed like a dove in the back, interrupted his thoughts.

"Um.." began Hyatt. Lord Ilpalazzo stared at his daughter beside him.

"What is it, my favorite princess?" he asked in a charming voice.

"Were you not suppose to announce the proposal of a hand in for my marriage and invite all the people tonight to a ball?"

"I was just getting there, pumpkin." He gave himself a mental kick in the balls. Lord Ilpalazzo turned to his people in a swift grace, announcing that there will be a ball tonight at 8:00pm- 1:00am, but Hyatt's curfew is at 11:00, and during the time Princess Hyatt will choose a husband and prince.

"Hail, Ilpalazzo!" echoes through the great hall…
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Meanwhile, two teenage girls are working their butts off on the farm. Matsuya, being tired working under the blazing sun and beads of sweat pouring from her forehead, wipes the back of her palm across her face. But Excel, being energetic and being sluggish about her work, is bouncing around everywhere chasing chickens and pigs , instead.

"C'mere piggy piggy!"

"Oink!!!"

Unfortunately, Excel runs into the street and gets ran over by a speeding carriage in the road. The carriage stops and out steps Lord Ilpalazzo's jester and messanger, Iwata.

"Why might you be here?" Scowls Matsuya, not noticing an Excel miraculously standing up from under the carriage with bandages and crutches.

"Lord Ilpalazzo sends a message to the town's people who didn't attend the ceremony, that there will be a ball at the castle starting 8:00pm, for Princess Hyatt's hand in marriage." Iwata eyes Matsuya with great interest, though. "..But forget about that! Wanna go to the ball with me?" Raising his eyes in a charming manner. He gets his answer with a punch to the face. She continuously beats him up.

"A ball?!"exclaiming Excel to herself. "I'll get to see the great, powerful, almighty and sexy king Lord Ilpalazzo! Excel is so excited! But to go to a ball, Excel will need a fine dress! Excel will do it!"

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Authors note: I know it's small and I know by reading it it might not sound exciting, but I'm working on it tomorrow and you won't be disappointed!
Muchacha*

Next Chapter
Hyatt wants to be free and loves Excel, even though the first impression was when Excel crawled through the bushes on the night of the ball and totally starving. Then the baddy wizard Kabapu takes Hyatt from Excel, and now Excel must bring her back to get Lord Ilpalazzo's affection.