Disclaimers: I own it. Yes, that's what I said. It is mine.

Yami B: The show, idiot!

Ak: Oh.don't own that. But I do own Yugioh pajamas! ^_^

This is Yaoi! Boyxboy love. Don't like, please leave. Also this has crossdressing in it.

Oh yeah.expect OOCness.

Well, on with the fic!

WHAT?! YAMI BAKURA'S A GIRL?!!!

Tap. Joey's caramel colored eyes snapped open and glared at the bothersome teenager who was currently poking the blonde in the shoulder. The other boy smiled innocently and settled back into the uncomfortable school desk. He was the shortest of the gang of four boys, with tri-colored fern shaped hair and larger than normal ruby eyes. Sitting on either side of Yami were two other seventeen year olds, one snoozing the other suppressing a yawn. The one on his right had snow colored hair that was spiky on the top and cold, murky brown eyes that were lined in ebony, much like Yami's own. However, Yami's eyes were expressionate and Bakura's were frigidly stoic. The boy on Yami's left was the tallest and towered over Yami by a full head. Seto's hair was chestnut, his eyes a cerulean blue whose lids were slowly dropping from sheer boredom.

A soft snore escaped Joey's nose, a thin stream of drool trickling down his chin. Yami smirked. Using the Sennen puzzle around his neck, the mischievous young man held the item until a glow encompassed it. Yami couldn't stop the chuckle as Joey leapt from his chair and fell straight on the floor. Joey rubbed his burning neck and glowered at Yami who was currently holding the sides of his stomach from laughing so hard. Seto allowed a smile to grace his lips as he watched their antics. Bakura snarled, turning on Yami.

"Omae o korosu," Bakura growled angrily at the now terrified Yami. Yami scooted behind Joey, hands latching onto his boyfriend's waist. Bakura's anger dissipated as he relapsed into stony silence.

Joey glanced from the boy around his waist to look at the wall clock. Only ten more minutes of detention, that was if they managed to leave alive with Yami pissing Bakura off. Joey brought Yami onto his lap as the two sat down again. "You're going to get killed one day if you keep making Bakura mad."

"It wasn't my fault! I'm bored Joey and you know how I get when I'm bored."

"All to well," Joey grumbled.

"Did you say something koi?" Yami turned in the strong grasp to stare into Joey's eyes. The taller boy shook his head and buried his face into Yami's surprisingly fluffy hair. Joey inhaled. Strawberries? Yami giggled as Joey sniffed again. "Do you like it? I bought it yesterday and I thought you'd like it."

"I like it Yami."

"Good," Yami said, snuggling into Joey's arms, the other resting his head on Yami's.

Seto watched the couple cuddle and he swallowed the lump in his throat. How long would he have to wait before he summoned the courage to tell the one that he had feelings for that he loved him? Seto sighed. It would never happen. The one he wanted did not feel anything but anger and the sick joy he got from killing things and when they went on their missions. Speaking of missions.. "Guys, isn't it about time for Sugurko to give us our next assignment? I think he found a lead on the Sennen Rod."

Bakura nodded. "Sugurko will contact us tonight with the information that is vital to our finding the rod," the white haired yami spoke in a monotonous voice. The chocolate eyes were blank.

"Imagine! We've already retrieved the Sennen Crystal, the bracelet, and not counting the two items you and Yami have. Only three more and our mission will be over."

Yami sobered a little. "Have you guys thought about what we're doing after the mission is over with? I know I'll be going to college in a year or two. Joey-kun's coming with me, aren't you koi?"

"Yep. We're going to be together forever!"

As Bakura opened his mouth to speak, the other three winced. Any words that Bakura spoke were usually harsh but truthful. "We must be realistic. There is a good chance we will may not survive the next mission, or the ones after. Each time we get a step closer to the remaining Sennen Items, the closer we are to getting revealed. Illustrious Illusions is already suspicious that we are the ones collecting the items. Pegasus has thousands under his control and would not hesitate to destroy us should we be discovered. I for one do not plan to survive the missions."

Seto sighed inwardly as Bakura shoved his laptop into his bag. It was the same thing with Bakura. He didn't care if he lived or died when going on their assignments. He would fight without worrying if he was destroyed. Seto followed the three other teenagers, the navy trenchcoat flying behind him. Yami's head was bowed, Joey's arm around his waist as they walked to the parking lot. It seemed that Bakura's speech had caused the hyper yami to become forlorn.

Bakura settled into the passenger's seat as Seto started the car. His face remained set in stone. Eyes shifted to the figure beside him for a split second, noting the tensed face and sorrowful blue orbs. Then, Bakura stared at the passing trees and buildings as the quartet made their way to the safe-house.

Joey and Yami's hands tightened. "I wonder how Yugi and the rest are doing?" Joey asked, more to himself than to his friends. "We haven't seen them for a while. I'd like to get together with them some time, you know?"

"Me too Joey. Aibou has been worried about us, Ryou too. I'm glad that Honda is with them. He's able to give them a strong shoulder to lean on." Bakura snorted at the though of Ryou with the buffoon. Joey was surprised to hear the sound from the yami, Bakura not being one to betray his emotions. "Mai and Tea too. Have you heard from Serenity?"

"Nah. She's in England with Mom."

"That's right. I forgot about them moving. That's just another reason for you to stay with me Joey-kun," Yami kissed his koi on the tip of his nose. Joey smiled at his boyfriend's happy demeanor, glad that he could so easily forget the words Bakura had spoken. "I'm never going to let you go! Right?"

"Right."

With occassional kisses between the couple followed by murmured words, the ride back to the safehouse was in silence. Arriving at the two story farm house in the rural section of the city, the four teenagers went inside. Bakura immediately retired to the room he shared with Seto. Joey, the only one who cooked willingly, went to the kitchen. Yami and Seto remained in the living room, sitting on the sofa.

Yami stared long and hard at Seto. The boy's eyes had lost the usual luster and were now chips of glass, shattered of emotions he once held. His face was pale, dark circles were beginning to show on the normal flawless skin. Seto's eyes were fixed on the wall in front of them, not even blinking. Yami placed a hand tentaively on Seto's, the brunette flinched. "Why don't you tell him Seto?"

"Wha? Tell who?" Seto stammered.

"You know who Seto. How long have you loved Bakura?"

"I..I dont!"

"Yes you do. Seto, you're unhappy. I can see it in your eyes."

"Since when did you become such a fucking empath Yami?" Seto shot back bitterly, eyes narrowed in anger, lips set in a grim line. "I swear, your worse than Yugi."

"Yugi IS an empath. How else do you think he was able to get me to admit my feelings for Joey?" Yami sighed. "Seto, Bakura's a cold bastard and he's probably never had experience with love, not even from a parent. Ryou is perhaps the only person he's ever opened up to and that even presses the term, opening up."

It was then that fate decided to call to halt the conversation. Bakura strode inside, laptop blaring in front of him. He set it on the coffee table for all to see. Joey leaned against the sofa and tuned into what Sugurko, or Grandpa, had in store for them this time. "Hello boys." There were four nods and the gray haired man continued. "I am aware of the location on the Sennen Ring. It is in Fortune Highschool in America."

"America?! We have to go there?!" Joey groaned. He was really hoping this would be one of the missions where they did not have to leave Japan.

"Yes. You will be leaving on plane tomorrow morning and will be enrolling in the highschool as of 8:20 a.m. I have already forged your papers and sent them ahead. They are eagerly awaiting five exchange students."

"Five? There's only four of us Grandfather," Yami pointed out.

"I am aware but the program insisted five and I had to compel or you would not have been excepted."

"So who's coming with us?"

"...Honda. He will be joining you for this mission."

"What?!!" three voices were synchronized. The only emotions that registered from Bakura was the brief flicker of annoyance in his eyes. Seto was the one to speak up. "That brat will only get in our way. He has no idea what we do!"

"I have briefed him."

"But Grandfather, he's ignorant and stupid. He uses his strength before thinking through the problem first! He'll slow us down and more than likely jeporadize our mission."

"He is going," Sugurko spoke in the tone that meant it was final. "There is however, another term for the assignment." Three sets of eyebrows raised. "It seems that Bakura's assumptions have become reality. Pegasus has his suspicions towards us and I'm sure he's going to-or already has-send spies. He will be searching for five boys. Not four boys and a...girl."

"But there aren't any girls here," Joey's brows furrowed.

Sugurko cleared his throat. "One of you will have to dress as a girl."

"WHAT?!!!!!!" now, four voices were in tune.

"Only one of you could even remotely pass as a girl, only due to the hair. Bakura....."

Bakura's eyebrows twitched, the corner of his lips curled into half snarl. "You expect me to dress as a female? That is an insult to my abilities and my honor."

"Bakura, you must do this! It is only a mission. You will not have to do anything that makes you uncomfortable. You will only be there for a maximum of a week. I already have the student who owns the rod name on file. Bakura, you don't have a choice. Do you understand?"

"Yes sir," Bakura smartly saluted and slipped from the room.

Seto gazed at the boy's back, the swishing of his hips, the way his ass looked in the denim jeans. The door shut and with a click it was locked. The trio of boys could hear slight cursing. They turned back to the monitor. "I suggest not approaching him until he's calmed down. He will be angry with me for a while. Honda will be coming with several bags of Mai's clothes for Bakura to wear." The boys couldn't help but snicker at the thought of Bakura in a skirt. Seto, however, was stuck thinking perverse thoughts of the white haired yami. "Honda will also have the file on Malik Ishtar, the owner of the rod. I will contact you again when you have settled into your dorms. Good luck." The vid phone went blank.

Joey wiped the several large drops of tears that rolled down his cheeks. "Poor Bakura. I feel sorry for the bastard."

"He's not a bastard Joey," Seto snapped.

"Whoa, sorry." Joey went to his room, muttering, "Gee, when'd he start to give a damn about Bakura?"

Yami smiled at Seto. "Don't let this chance go by. This could be what you need to admit your love for him."

"Are you sure?"

"Yes. I really hope this works out for you Seto."

"Thanks Yami."

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TBC

What did you think? I tried!! ^_^ Um...this idea is really outdone. I'm sure lots of other people have done it before so if mine is in anyway like someone else's, I'm very sorry.

Wow! Another one from me! :P I like this idea, alot.

Well, please review. The more reviews I get, the faster I'll update this and my other stories. ^_~ (hint, hint)