Hello all! Haaaave ya missed me? Sorry about the disappearing act. You know, familial and student obligations can really suck the life out of you.
But I am back with full PASSION as Lee would say it, and not to worry, I won't be disappearing for a long time, so you'll have to bear with me and my sappy, lemony chapters ;)

ANYWHO, Sorry I didn't make this chapter a little longer and soothe your reading needs, I know I should cause of the long wait but... hey I am a big tease. Don't worry, I promise you the next chapter will coming up real soon.

Anyways, I haven't been writing for so long I hope my magic fingers *sizzle* haven't lost their touch. Hopefully it will still be a good read Hehee. Love you guys, and yes yes I missed you too.

There was a woman in the dining hall.
Beautiful, blonde and… bosomy.
Wearing a black dress that looked as if it was painted on to her body.
She stood in a way that made her curves look all the more enticing, her luscious blonde hair cascading down her right shoulder.
Her lips were full and red, her dark eyes smoky and alluring.

To put it simply, there was a sexy lady standing sexily in the dining hall.
Because she is sexy.

Hinata felt like a dirty old man; her wide sparkling eyes were glued to the busty woman and her mouth for some reason just couldn't close.

She wasn't alone though, Kiba and Naruto were by her side, gawking at the bombshell together.
Because that's what friends do.

"Excuse me," The woman began.

What a raspy voice!

Hinata blushed, swallowing audibly.

"Y-Yes?" Hinata squeaked, her voice abnormally high pitched and shaky.

"Good afternoon, my name is Nii Yugito." She smiled sultrily.

"G-Greetings."

Hinata's voice cracked, her dry lips curving oddly into a twitching smile in response; a smile that you'd usually see on creepy hobos and molesters.

"I am here to see Uchiha Sasuke."

"W-What?"

Hinata paled.

"I-I am Uchiha Sasuke!"

Kiba practically screamed.

"N-No, I am! Pick me ya know!"

Naruto intervened, a beet red blush tinting his tanned cheeks.

"Move, asshole! You already have a girlfriend!"

"I-I am single on Wednesdays ya know!"

Kiba growled, pushing the blonde imbecile aside.
Yugito ignored the rumbling buffoons, having experienced similar situations far too many times. Instead she paid full attention to the meek, fidgety Hyuuga, amused by the small creature.

"I-I think he's in his office."

"And that is… where?"

"I'll show you!" Kiba raised his hand.

"No, I will! And I'll give you a bowl of ramen too ya know!" Naruto jumped, blocking the brunette.

"I-It's straight over there. Then t-take a left you'll see a vending m-machine around there a-and his office just in front of it."

"Ah, thank you."

Yugito smiled appreciatively, clasping her hands together.
The action made her breasts pop out more prominently, causing Hinata's eyes to pop out accordingly as well, her brows twitching incessantly.

G-Great bean sprouts!

"H-adhjss- w—w-w-welcome – "

Hinata quickly averted her eyes; afraid she might explode or get arrested if she continued to stare.

That was one mighty cleavage.

The woman walked past her, a gush of sweet scented cologne entered Hinata's nostrils that made her shudder slightly. Guiltily the Hyuuga peeked back at the woman, watching as her hips swayed attractively with her movements, her throat suddenly feeling dry.

Oh god, she really was a dirty old man.

"Oh, by the way,"

Yugito looked back at the young, nervous pastry chef, smirking.

"Your nose is bleeding."

"That lucky bastard!" Kiba slammed his fists on to a kitchen counter, annoyed.

"He gets all the ass around here."

"I don't know what's so great about that guy ya know. I mean, he looks like a creepy creep and he smells like duck piss ya know."

"How would you know what duck piss smells like?"

"Don't ask ya know."Naruto shuddered.

"Yugito-san is so pretty… I would give up pork cutlets for her!" Chouji swooned.

"No, you won't." The entire staff spoke in unison.

"I would! For like an hour..."

Lee abruptly jumped in to the crowd, throwing random punches and kicks in to the air.

"For such a beautiful, majestic flower, I would pour my fiery – "

"Yeah, yeah your passion, your youth, your fat balls - save it."

Kiba spat, cutting off the enthusiastic head chef.

"Oh my god, you guys!" Ino skidded into the kitchen, extremely excited.

"I just saw – uh, Hinata what's up with your nose?" Ino cocked her head backwards.

"Uh-um, h-h-heat stroke." Hinata averted her eyes, adjusting the bloodied tissues in her nostrils.

Well in a way, that was true.

"Anyways, I just saw this really gorgeous woman walk into Sasuke's office!"

"For once, we're way ahead of you Ino." Tenten smiled.

"Thirty bucks says that whatever that was in that package she brought is some kinky shit!" Ino grinned naughtily.

"She brought a package?" Naruto blinked.

He didn't notice due to… several reasons.

"Bah, fifty bucks says that dickhole is doing her right now on his desk."

Kiba waved his hand dismissively in the air, scowling.

"A hundred bucks says they're doing it missionary!"

"Nah, nah I think doggy style would be the best for desk sex."

"T-This is inappropriate talk but… I would have to say m-missionary as well." Lee cleared his throat, blushing guiltily.

"T-They're not doing it!"

The entire kitchen went silent as Hinata squealed, the bloodied tissues in her nostrils sticking out crookedly as she huffed with anger. But the moment she realized that six pairs of wide eyes were locked on to her, she froze.

Oh, poopie.

"I-I –I mean, who would do it in an office? I-It's so unhygienic and u-unprofessional…"

Says the person who did it numerous times in said office.

"Yes, because hygiene and professionalism is very important to a man with a steaming boner."

Kiba deadpanned.

"What are you talking about?! If I was single, I'd even do it in a toilet that Chouji took a dump in if I got a chance with a babe like that ya know!"

Naruto argued, not sensing the sarcasm in Kiba's voice.

"B-But, you know she doesn't seem like the type of person w-who would be with him."

"Really? I think they kinda look perfect together!" Tenten chirped.

"I mean they're both good looking and she looks like one of those classy, sophisticated ladies that you'd usually see on the arms of those wealthy businessmen."

Hinata frowned.

"H-He wouldn't do that, right?"

Hinata fiddled with her fingers.

"H-He wouldn't do that to me…"

"I-I mean sure that lady is pretty…"

SHE IS SMOKING HOT!

"And you k-know he is relatively okay looking…"

HE IS A SEXY BEAST!

"B-But I-I am not that bad looking either r-right?"

You're a noob.

"S-She w-won't like him. I-I mean, he is mean! S-She couldn't possibly tolerate him. I-I mean I tolerate him cause I am forced to b-but…"

Yeah, sure. Keep telling yourself that.

"I think I should talk to him about it... but then he'll think I am some paranoid, snooping little troll! I-I'll seem v-vulnerable and w-weak if I confront him... Ohhh! I-I wouldn't f-feel this way i-if he was just a normal guy! B-But he h-has crazy psycho hormones! E-Even though she can't tolerate him… h-he might r-r-r-rape her! N-No… he wouldn't do that. W-What if she r-r-rapes him?! W-What if they r-r-rape each other?!"

"Look, I've got a long line waiting here, so either order something or go call a psychiatrist." The cashier sighed with disinterest and annoyance, rolling his eyes.

How rude!
Doesn't he know small talk is a must in customer service?!
…Well, at least it should be!

"U-Um, I want a slurp—"

No! Slurpees are for children! She's a woman, a woman with charisma! Like that Nii Yugito!
A lady that Sasuke would admire. A lady that people would peg worthy of being Sasuke's special someone. And those kind of women would drink...

"I want a dark coffee!"

"A dark coffee?" The cashier gave her a skeptical look that made her sweat a little.

"Y-yeah."

"It's pretty strong, kid."

Kid?!

"Pssht, I can handle strong! I am a g-grown, i-independent woman! I do stuff without telling my mom now."

"Yeah, a buck eighty." The man held out his hand, tapping on the screen of some contraption.

Hinata glared at the cashier as she fished out the money, bearing her teeth like a rabid koala.
Kid?! He was the kid! He looked like one of those hippie college kids with his beard braid and single dangling earring.

Plus, his nametag reads Itagaki!
Peh! What a brat name. Nothing close to or as classy as Hyuuga Hinata.

"Don't choke."

He smirked as he slid the cup across the counter.

She was thinking of sticking her tongue out at him venomously, but decided against it.
Ladies do not humor the immature!
Because, well, they are mature!

So she simply 'hmph'-ed, flipped her scarf behind her shoulder and walked away.
She usually wouldn't get so peeved over some punk cashier, but today she just didn't know why.
Everything seemed to be irritating her.

Wait a minute, what is she saying?!
Ladies don't get peeved, they are mature!

She cleared her throat and quickly adjusted her posture, raising her nose high to the point that she couldn't really see what was in front of her as she walked.

Sexy feet, Hinata, sexy feet!

Slowly, she sipped on her coffee, letting the warm liquid wash down her throat.

Hey, tastes pretty good.

Hah! Strong my foot! This is nothing for the great Hinata-sama!
As she grinned and skipped across the café, she tripped on own her foot and stumbled straight in to an old man, spilling her 'mature lady' coffee on to the poor, innocent soul.

Ah, how lady like.

"S-Sorry!" Hinata spluttered, staring wide eyed at the huge stain she made on the stranger's shirt.
Man, it was a bad day for him to wear a white shirt.

"Ngaah! What the – Watch where you're going kid!"

KID?!

"I-I am so sorry sir! I-I'll get you a napkin. I-I'd just like to clarify that I am not a kid i-I am a strong, independent – Crrruuuk"

And that's when the coffee taste really kicked in.

Hinata gagged, her trembling hands grasping her stiff neck as she coughed violently.

"H-Hey, what's wrong?"

"That little girl is choking!"

A crowd quickly formed around her convulsing body.
That little crap Itagaki though, still stood behind the counter, watching the entire scene with a smirk.

"H-Here girlie, have some water."

Hinata glugged the glass of water that was handed to her in one swift gulp, panting breathlessly afterwards.

"T-Thank you – "

"Are you alright?" A young mother enquired with concern.

"I-I am fine, thank you."

"Do you want us to call your parents, dear?"

…..

Why?

Sasuke sat idly on his couch, his lazy eyes glued to the TV screen with one arm folded behind his head, and the other wrapped around the pale, petite Hyuuga who was snuggled comfortably to his chest.

"Sasuke,"

"Hn,"

"C-Can I ask you something?"

"No, you can't watch fucking teenage retard fucktart turtles."

"It's teenage mutant ninja turtles and I-I wasn't going to ask that!"

She wouldn't want to risk him throwing the remote at her head again by asking for that again.

"Then?" Sasuke sighed, instinctively inching closer to her supple form as her soft digits began playing with the collar of his shirt.

"D-Do I… look like a kid to you?"

"What."

He watched her spring upright, immediately knowing that this was going to be a troubling conversation.

"I-I mean, do I look adult-ish and w-womanly and stuff?"

"Hm," Sasuke sat back, crossing his arms as he eyed at the distraught Hyuuga.

"For an accurate answer I am going to have to see you with your clothes off."

"S-Sasuke… please, g-give me serious answer…"

"Hinata, I don't know what the hell has gotten into you this time, but"

Hinata blushed as he brushed away stray strands of hair, cupping her scarlet cheek with his large, calloused hand.

He was being surprisingly romantic.
Oh, it was giving her butterflies!

"Do you really think I'd fuck you the way I do if you looked like a snot-nosed brat?"

Yeah, now the butterflies were dead.

"I am not into that lolicon stuff."

Hinata blinked.

"W-What's a lolicon?"

Sasuke sighed.

"Just… come here."

Hinata shyly heeded, slowly crawling in to his lap, letting his hands dig into her hair and graze her thigh, silently longing for his touch.

"Let me show you what I mean."

Hinata's lips began to quiver in anticipation when his tongue brushed against them, tickling the pink flesh for the briefest of moments, deliberately teasing. Instead of capturing her lips as she hoped he would, he tilted his head, brushing his lips against her jaw and cheek, smirking against her skin as she whimpered and snaked her arms around his neck.

It was one of the very rare times when he was patient, instead of pinning her down on the couch and kissing her silly, he was slow and tentative with each move, building up her desire, leaving her wanting more. He planted soft, feather light kisses on her neck, bare yet the light spark that jolted across her skin after each short lived contact drove her crazy, her body melting in his arms.

It got worse as his rough fingers began tracing slow, scrawling patterns on the nape of her neck, the hand on her thigh massaging her seductively through the fabric of her pants.

"S-Sasuke…"

Hearing her murmur his name huskily left him satisfied, finally deciding to end her agonizing wait. Sasuke pressed his lips against hers, enjoying the way she sighed dreamily upon the contact. The tip of his tongue rolled around the tip of her tongue, swirling in an erotic motion, causing her to squirm against him and moan into his mouth, her intense blush reaching her ears.

She couldn't stop herself from making those embarrassing, lewd sounds as he deepened and prolonged the kiss. It wasn't only his lips, it was his entire body; it was the way his hands eagerly explored her skin, the way his hips would occasionally buck against hers, the way his chest would reverberate with hungry, lustful growls.

Hinata gasped breathlessly as the Uchiha tore his lips from hers, her shaky hands pressed on to his lean cheeks as they stared at each other with heavily lidded, glazed eyes.

"S-Sasu- Eeek!" Hinata squeaked, jumping in surprise as something wiggled energetically against her inner thigh, nearing her crotch.

"Wha-What are you – "

"Calm down, it's my phone." Sasuke laughed, taking his phone out from his pocket with a devilish smirk on his face.

"But don't worry, we'll get to doing that later."

"Mm…" Hinata buried her face in his clothed chest, as hot and bothered as she was, still as meek as ever.

Sasuke stared at his phone with slight irritation, chewing on his lip as he scanned through the caller ID.

"Ah… I have to take this." Sasuke reluctantly shifted the Hyuuga, rising from the couch with an irate groan…

And an aching erection.
Damned bad timing.

"You. Don't you dare move an inch. I am nowhere near finished with you."

Hinata nodded timidly, covering half of her face with her trembling hands.
She watched him walk away with a gleeful smile, feeling as though all her troubles had vanished.

"Hn, what is it, Yugito?"

Only to come gushing back with full force.

Muaahaha, what might be going on here? Intrigued? INTRIGUED?! Please be intrigued.