It was another successful day at the host club. Music room #3 was empty except for Tamaki who was waiting for a certain glasses wearing best friend who was typing out the final touches of the finances for the day. Kyoya closed the lid of his pineapple laptop and sighed, "You haven't seen my Physics notes have you?" he asked Tamaki his glasses flashing.

"Haha, about that … I was skimming through last night's homework and I probably left it in my desk somewhere…"

"I'll go get you Moron. Don't touch anything while I'm gone." Kyoya said with a glare as he left the club room.

Tamaki sat down waiting for Kyoya while twiddling his fingers when he noticed that Kyoya left his Black note book beside his laptop. Touch it…read it …you MUST! The strange voice that sounded an awful like those two shady twins in Tamaki's head said. "No, Mommy said don't touch anything." Tamaki said to himself. But he didn't say anything about his own stuff. The voice said again. "True, and I always touch his stuff without asking... but what if he gets mad?" Just read the stupid notebook it's not like your robbing a bank! "Okay!" Tamaki happily said to himself as he picked up Kyoya's black notebook. He flipped through it and stopped on a random page. At the top of the page the title written in black ink were the words: 20 factors that make you my best friend.

Tamaki smiled at the title and began to read the rest of the passage.

20 factors that make you my best friend:

We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall I will be there to pick you up. After I finish laughing.

Knowledge cannot replace friendship. I'd rather be an idiot than lose you.

You've taken all my fears and reduced them to one: Losing you.

When I say I won't tell anybody, my best friend doesn't count.

Your best friend is one person you can't stay mad at because you always have important stuff to tell them, even if it's really dumb.

Best friends. They know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

A best friend scolds like a dad, cares like a mom, teases like a sister, hangs out like a brother and loves you more than a lover.

When my best friend doesn't come to school: 5% - "I hope he's okay!" 95% - "THAT IDIOT, HOW DARE HE LEAVE ME ALONE!"

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a lover stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with bendy straws.

Friends ask you why you're crying … best friends already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

Dear best friend. You're an idiot. You're obnoxious. You drive me crazy. You're not perfect. But, that's okay because I'm not perfect either. We laugh at the randomest things. You know my ugliest side. Even when we fight sometimes we never truly hate each other. You don't swear you'll never forgive me because you always end up forgiving me anyway. When I'm upset you're always there to make sure I'm okay. Thanks for being there. P.S I love you. (In a brotherly fluff way I have no romantic feelings for you what so ever!)

You know you have a best friend when he: eats the last pizza slice and laughs in your face. Enters you're house uninvited and shouts, "I'm home" (Or in my case "Where's my Kotatsu?"). Helps himself and that's the reason you have no food. Would be sitting next to you in jail saying "THAT WAS AWESOME!" Loses your stuff and says, "My bad lol". Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life.

Best friends are the kind of people that laugh at a joke 3 times: Once when it's told, a 2nd time when someone explains it to us and five minutes later, when we actually get it.

A good friend knows all you best stories. A best friend has lived them with you.

The awkward moment when everyone stares at you and your best friend because you're laughing about a conversation that only you and your best friend understand.

Yes you're my best friend. But sometimes I seriously want to kick you in the face.

The thing about being best friends: It's a full time job but it pays well.

I'm your best friend that's why I always listen to your pointless dramas over and over again.

A best friend is someone who understands your past, believes in your future and accepts you just the way you are.

I never let my best friend do stupid things alone.

Tamaki grinned to himself after reading the list. "Oh Kyoya, I love you too!" He laughed to himself.

"Didn't I tell you not to touch anything?" Kyoya asked as he walked into the room unamused.

"Wow you found the binder, that was fast," Tamaki said changing the subject as always.

Kyoya sighed as Tamaki handed the notebook to him.

"You know what? I really feel like having a one of those fancy milkshakes right about now," Tamaki said skipping towards the exit.

Kyoya raised an eyebrow at Tamaki, "Don't we have an essay due soon?"

"You're right, besides I have a few phone calls to make and some interesting information on hand…"

"Fine milkshakes it is," Kyoya said in defeat.

"Yay!"

"But then it's straight to my house, we're finishing the essay TONIGHT."

"Yes Mommy," Tamaki said pouting. Then in one swift movement he was out the door chanting 'Milkshakes! Milkshakes!'

Kyoya sighed and opened his black notebook to the page that Tamaki was reading. He Crossed out the title and wrote underneath it:

21 factors that make you my best friend:

Then at the bottom of the page he added one more line to the list:

Your best friend is the guy who has the most blackmail material against you but only uses it to get a milkshake ;)

P.S: Every time you review Kyoya makes another 100,000,000 yen and Tamaki gets another Milkshake! :P