Seme or Uke numeri due! (I think that's how you say it... Ahem, anyways)

Title: Seme or Uke?

Pairing: D18 or DinoxHibari

Rating: T, may eventually bump up

Dino felt a light push on his chest, and he looked down. Hibari was a shade darker than any red he had ever seen, with the cutest pout on his face. All naughty images of the skylark flew out of Dino's brain, and he smiled, hugging the younger raven. Hibari groaned, but secretly liking the idea of being glomped by the blonde.

"Kyou-san, I have the reports!"

Hibari's eyes grew wide when he heard Kusakabe knock on the door. He pushed Dino off of him and kicked him into a closet, and hastily fixed his uniform before opening the door. He snatched the reports from Kusakabe's hands and slammed the door in his face. Kusakabe sweatdropped, but was slightly used to the harsh treatment. Shrugging, he left to patrol the school grounds. Once again.

The skylark tossed the reports onto the table as Dino fell out of the closet. "Hey, what was that for, Kyoya?" He whined. "We were just getting to the good part..."

"Herbivore-"

Dino sat down on the table and furrowed his eyebrows. "We came to the agreement that you would call me Dino from now on, Kyoya," he said.

"T-that was..." Hibari swallowed as he fiddled with his jacket. His face turned red when he remembered making the agreement in such a state. He turned away. "F-Fine...Dino..."

"Dino-chan."

"D-D-Di-no...chan.."

"Dino-sama."

A tonfa flew at his face, but Dino successfully managed to dodge it. "C'mon, Kyoya, say it."

"...dinosama..."

"Slower...louder.."

"Why do you make it sound so lewd?" Hibari blushed furiously, throwing the only other tonfa he had.

"C'mon, you like me when I'm lewd," Dino teased.

"Get out."

"What?"

Hibari threw him out of the DC office just as the bell rang. "You're students are waiting for you. Go back to being a teacher, not some pervert." He slammed the door once again, only this time in the blonde mafia boss's face.

Dino blinked, and sadly stood up, and began walking towards his class. 'At least he talks to me more... I wonder what will happen if I do it again...' He skipped off to his class, probably looking like a complete idiot.

The last three periods flew by rather quickly for Dino. His students had been positively wonderful, and none of his walls had been blown up. He packed his laptop and his things into a messenger bag and slung it over his shoulder, and was about to take his leave when he heard a few girls talking outside the door.

"We better leave now, Mina-chan!"

"Why?"

"Hibari is coming this way, and we don't want to get caught by him! Come on, Mina-chan! Azusa-chan! Let's go!"

The girls ran away from their spot in front of his door. Dino tilted his head, slightly confused as to why Hibari was out of his office so early. He didn't have much time to think because the door slammed open, revealing a flustered looking skylark sporting a look that couldn't be differentiated from murderous or downright cute. The shorter male closed the door slightly, pulled Dino down by his tie and kissed him. The blonde's eyes widened, but before he could kiss back, Hibari was gone.

Just like that.

Dino touched his lips, wondering if his mind was playing tricks on him. No...he could definitely taste Hibari on himself. The door slid open once again, only this time, revealing a short brunet.

"D-Dino-san!"

Dino snapped out of his trance. "Oh, Tsuna."

"Was Hibari-san here? I need to tell him something really important," Tsuna said.

The blonde paled. This important thing...could it be a confession?! "W-What did you want to tell him, Tsuna?"

"Oh, secret."

"H-How about I take you out today, Tsuna? You know, boss with boss time. I have much to teach you, yes..."

"D-Dino-san?"

Tsuna tried to object, but Dino was already dragging him out and away form the school. "Much to talk about, Tsunayoshi, much to talk about it."

And that was how Dino ended up entertaining his adorable "brother" the rest of the day. Unbeknownst to both of them, a certain black-haired prefect was watching them, a frown on his pale face.

So for this story...the chapters will be a tad bit short...sorry...but..I hoped you enjoyed this..Tata lala for now? Read and review if you did...

Ciao..