The Foreman's living room

Scene Two:

The Foreman living room. Kitty is sitting in the middle of the couch with her feet curled up beneath her. She is absently munching on popcorn from a bowl in her lap while gazing at the television set.

RED: (off camera, yelling) And don't think I'm not watching you! I know you're up to something. I'll be checking on you again in a while! (He walks into the room through the kitchen door) Dumbasses…

(Kitty turns and looks up at Red, who is now standing beside the couch. She offers the bowl of popcorn to him.)

KITTY: Well, honey, what are they doing down there?

RED: (taking the bowl and popping a piece into his mouth) They're all gathered around the table playing Monopoly.

KITTY: (in mock disbelief) Noooo! Well, we better go downstairs now and break that little game up!

RED: Ha ha. Very funny, Kitty. I know they've got something planned. Damn kids don't know how to sit around and do something productive like we used to.

KITTY: I'm sure they're just having a little fun while it's raining. Monopoly is perfectly harmless. Who was winning?

RED: Steven.

KITTY: Well, that sounds perfectly normal then. Why don't you just sit down right here next to me and relax. (She pats at the spot to her right) We could get all nice and cozy.

(Red sits down next to Kitty and pulls her towards him so that her head rests on his shoulder.)

RED: This is pretty nice. What movie is on?

KITTY: A Streetcar named Desire. Remember when we saw that at the drive-in?

RED: Mhmm. Sure takes me back. (He hugs Kitty closer)

(Dream sequence)

We see a large bright blue Chevrolet parked amongst other similar cars in a drive-in movie theater. A Streetcar named Desire is playing on the large screen; it is currently at the scene where Stella has kicked Stanley out of the apartment. Our view soon focuses on the blue car. Inside the Chevrolet, we can see a much younger Kitty with teased blonde hair curled up in the passenger seat, sitting by herself. She is clearly engrossed in the movie.

Again, our view zooms out so that we see the movie screen. A visibly upset and drunken Stanley stumbles into the street before the apartment. It is at this moment that the very famous line "Stellllaaaa!" is delivered.

Our view soon zooms back even further so that we can see the large parking lot of cars. A young man, with a full head of brown hair, is weaving back and forth through the cars with popcorn and drinks in hand. He is obviously confused and lost. He stops and lifts back his head.

RED: Kitttttttyyyyyyyyy!!!

KITTY: (sticking her head out the window and waving) I'm over here Red!

Red walks briskly towards the car and gets in. Handing Kitty the popcorn, he grins and snuggles next to her.

RED: For a moment there, I didn't think I'd be able to find you again.

KITTY: But you did. (She plants a kiss on his lips.) Mmm, this is nice.

RED: Yes, very nice.

(Just at this moment, a tall kid with a lampshade over his head bumps right into Red's car.)

KID: (with a high-pitched foreign accent) Oh sorry, Mr. Foreman. I did not see you there.

(Red snaps out of his dream sequence and looks up. We are back in the Foreman living room. Fez, with a lampshade still over his head, quickly walks away from the couch and through the kitchen door.)

RED: (agitated) Can you please tell me why the foreign kid just walked in here with a lampshade on his head?

KITTY: I'm sure it was nothing, Red.

RED: That's it, I'm going downstairs.

KITTY: You're not going anywhere mister. You just ignore them and watch this movie with me.

RED: (grabbing a handful of popcorn) You're the boss.

They lean back into the couch and munch on popcorn.

RED: You don't still have a crush on that Marlon Brando character, do you?

KITTY: (chuckling)Did you see him in The Godfather? You've aged much better than he did.

RED: (with a smug look on his face) Good. Just wanted to know.