AN: Ok guys. We made it. WE MADE IT. This is like uber short, I know I KNOW. But this is technically the epilogue, so you guys should be happy this is even here. :P I admit, I am extremely sad that this story had to come to an end, but it did. I just want to tell you guys that you made my experience for my first story simply amazing. I love all you so much and your continued support means so much to me. I have grown a LOT in this story, and I just want to thank you guys (again) for putting up with me and my swinging story line. I realized as I wrote this that I added in about six characters more than I originally planned, and you guys took it all in stride. SO THANK YOU SO MUCH. I LOVE ALL OF YOU! AHHH. BUT. I'm still writing more stories, so don't fret. (I know, I know, you're going like 'Ugh, does she have no shame?' No. I don't.) THANK YOU ALL AGAIN AND I HOPE TO SEE YOU IN MY FUTURE STORIES!

Disclaimer: I'm already sad enough.

When the credits started rolling, Naruto turned his face towards Sasuke to nuzzle into the crook of his neck. Sasuke's body hummed and there was a strange kind of electric quality to the air that made him want to douse in water.

"Hey, dobe, it's getting kind of late. Wanna go eat somewhere?"

Naruto shook his head, and with the action his cheek brushed Sasuke's exposed neck. The blonde's skin was wet. Sasuke pulled back with a frown, placing his hands on Naruto's shoulders so he could see his entire face. There were tears streaming down his soft cheeks, the skin around his eyes red and puffy.

"Why are you crying?"

"F-Forrest Gump always makes me cry," Naruto breathed out, and his face crumbled as he began to cry again. Sasuke pulled him close to him, despite his slight annoyance, but he also felt a strange protectiveness wash over him. Leaning down, he kissed away the tears, wincing a little at how clichéd it was. Either way, it made Naruto's tear flow come to a halt.

"Uzumaki, you look adorable when you cry." Sasuke whispered as he smirked down at the blonde, who stiffened at those words. He turned his face up, glaring. Sasuke sucked in his breath before he leaned forward and pressed his lips onto Naruto's tear-slicked ones. He heard the blonde gasp slightly, then kiss him back, the smooth texture of his mouth making Sasuke moan softly. Winding his hands through the feather-like locks, Sasuke pulled Naruto closer to him, crushing his lips powerfully to the other's. Naruto mewled into his mouth, clawing at his back as he opened his mouth for Sasuke to ravish. Grinning against the dobe's lips, Sasuke entered his hot cavern instantly, his tongue meeting Naruto's in an erotic dance as they twisted and slid over each other.

Naruto pulled back, his eyes wide, his face even more flushed than before. Then his jean pockets lit up with an incoming text. Sasuke glared down at the device as Naruto fumbled around in his pocket for it, pulling it out with a successful hum. Sasuke watched as Naruto read the text and chuckled, the screen illuminating his features. His sky blue orbs glanced up at Sasuke before showing him the screen. It was a text from Deidara. Stiffening, Sasuke took it from Naruto's hand, reading it over multiple times before he deemed it innocent and handed it back. Naruto was grinning his infuriating grin at Sasuke, wiggling his eyebrows up and down as he watched Sasuke's reaction.

"Someone's jealous for no reason, hm?"

Sasuke growled and leaned forward pressing his forehead against Naruto's.

"I am not jealous," He snarled into the blonde's grinning face, before roughly palming his jeans. The smile fell right off Naruto's face and his breath caught in his throat. Sasuke smirked and repeated the process until Naruto dropped his phone, tilting his head back with a moan.

"S-Sasuke… I can't take it f-for… ah, God." Naruto's fingers curled into Sasuke's midnight hair, pulling it roughly as Sasuke climbed higher on the blonde, positioning his hips directly above Naruto's. Staring down at the panting blonde, he thrust his clothed erection into Naruto's semi-hard one. The blonde exhaled with a puff of air and his eyes rolled back in his head.

"We don't have to fuck, we can just… Play."

oOo

Deidara leaned against the granite counter top, watching as Itachi poured them sparkling wine into shining glass cups. His hair was still undone, just as Deidara's was. He admittedly was known for charging headfirst into relationships without much thought, but something about Itachi made Deidara want more than just sex that he knew he was going to get. Itachi looked up and smirked over at the blonde, and Deidara again was struck by how strange it was that this guy was Sasuke's brother. Of all the people. Smiling, Deidara pushed off the counter and approached the long-haired raven, walking up to him and curling a strand of silky hair in his fingers before placing a feather-light kiss on his jawbone. There was a clink as Itachi placed the wine glasses down and pulled Deidara's shirt roughly, bringing their lips together in a wild tango. Itachi broke away panting slightly, his eyes filled with a heady mix of lust and desire. Deidara's knees weakened. Itachi grabbed his hand and led him up the condo's sleek stairs to a bedroom.

Slipping his phone out of his pocket, Deidara sent a quick text to Naruto: What has two thumbs and is getting laid tonight? This guy!

oOo

Suigetsu stood outside of Naruto and Sasuke's dorm room, a small smile on his face as he listened to the grunts and groans coming from within. He had been coming over to ask if the two wanted to come to dinner with him, but before knocking had heard Naruto's moans of ecstasy come from within. He stood there now, bruises forming along his body from his quarrel with Karin, and continued to smile. Those two were meant for each other. It had always been obvious. Suigetsu threw his hands into his pockets and turned around, walking away to the sound of whispers proclaiming, "I love you."