Chapter 3: The Senor problem
"A little more." Naruto whispered to Rufus as the mole rat had a small vial with red liquid and was over a cup of coffee while a rope was around his tiny waist. "You know what? Just add the whole bottle."
"Booyah." Rufus said with a squeak as he poured the rest of the vial into the coffee right before Naruto used the rope to pull him back into the air vent right as Mr. Iruka walked in to get his morning cup.
"Wait for it." Naruto whispered as Iruka took a sip before he spat it out quickly and gagged as Naruto took a picture. "Operation: Chicken Blood Coffee is a success."
Rufus snickered before they paled as Iruka's head slowly turned towards the air vent and there was a cracking sound with each movement as he had demonic looking eyes. "Get out of the air vents, Naruto!"
"We're compromised!" Naruto whispered in panic. "Code three! Tactical Retreat!" He took off as fast as he could in the air vents with Rufus right behind him.
"NARUTO!"
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"I can't believe I got detention." Naruto complained to Kim as they walked home from school.
Kim just gave Naruto a look. "You put Chicken Blood in Mr. Iruka's coffee, what did you think was going to happen? A parade?"
"I got a picture of his face though." Naruto pulled it out to show Kim with Iruka's wide-eyed face as coffee streamed from his mouth and nose.
Placing a hand over her mouth, Kim couldn't help a small giggle to escape causing Naruto to fist pump in success.
"So, are there any missions today?" Naruto asked excitedly.
"No." Kim's answer caused Naruto's face to fall. "It's a free day."
"Aw." Naruto complained as he and Kim walked into her house but he stopped when he saw a familiar dark haired French Stylist wearing a purple shirt and a yellow circular necklace. "Francois, what are you doing here?"
Francois was a stylist that he and Kim helped in Paris when his poodle was dognapped and to see the man in the states was a surprise.
"Naruto." Francois greeted in his French accent. "It is good to see you again. Miss Possible called me to make a house call for you."
"… What?" Naruto went pale as he realized where this was going before he looked at Kim who was smiling a bit too innocently. "Kim?"
"Face it Naruto, you need a haircut." Kim told him, but Naruto screamed in horror as he tried to run.
"NO!" Naruto cried out before Kim put him in a chokehold with her arms under his armpits and hands behind his neck. "NEVER! I WILL NEVER GET MY HAIR CUT!"
"Either you do it willingly or so help me I'll shave it off." Kim threatened but all that did was make Naruto struggle more.
"LET ME GO!" Naruto screamed before Kim sighed and looked at Francois.
"Hold on for a minute." She dragged Naruto to the other room before taking her lip gloss stink formula and held her breath as she opened it causing Naruto to faint. "Alright, he's ready."
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Naruto groaned as he woke up. "Oh man, I had a horrible dream that Kim was forcing me to get a-." He stopped talking as he realized that he was tied down to a chair with Francois clipping into his hair. "HAIRCUT?! KIM!"
Mrs. Possible walked in and stopped at the strange sight in front of her with Naruto being tied up while Francois was cutting his hair and Kim sat down at the table with Rufus watching. "Kimmy, why is Naruto getting a haircut in the middle of our kitchen?"
"Uh, because he ferociously needs one Mom." Kim answered like it was obvious.
"Oh, I don't know." Mrs. Possible said as the scissors sliced through the hair. "I always thought that his hair was good."
"Well I do." Kim answered with her arms crossed. "I know what's best for Naruto, even if he doesn't."
"So Naruto," Francois spoke up to make a conversation as he cut the boys hair. "Your old barber was as they say visually impaired?"
"He could see fine." Naruto answered the stylist.
Mrs. Possible winced as a lot of blonde hair littered the floor. "Oh, he's taking a bit off."
"He'll thank me Mom." Kim reassured her sounded confident. "It's no big."
"And for the final touch." Putting the scissors down, Francois grabbed a handful of goo from a bottle. "Le Goup! They say that the secret is in the Sea Urchin."
"SEA URCHIN?!" Now Naruto was trying to struggle again. "I DON'T WANT ANY FISH IN MY HAIR!"
"Whoa." Rufus said in awe while Kim and Mrs. Possible looked just as awed.
When Francois showed Naruto the mirror he screamed. "WHAT DID YOU DO?!"
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Blinking in confusion, Kim looked around for Naruto the next morning but she couldn't find him so with a sigh she called Wade. "Can you track Naruto from his cell phone GPS?"
"Sure… He's in the custodian closet to your left." Wade answered chuckling at how close the blonde was.
Eye twitching, Kim put the Kimmunicator away before knocking on the closet. "Come on Naruto, you need to come out."
"Not happening!" Naruto's voice came through the door. "You ruined me!"
"So not the drama, Naruto." Kim called back. "It was a change for the better."
"NO IT WASN'T!"
By that point, Kim decided to give an ultimatum. "Either you come out or I'll tell your Mom not to give you Ramen for two weeks."
"… You wouldn't."
"Try me." With a groan, Naruto walked out wearing nothing but a black jacket, black jeans and a black fedora covering his head along with sunglasses. "Really?"
"This is the best you're going to get." Naruto told her angrily. "You disrupted my flow. My uniqueness!"
"You're still unique." Kim promised him. "If anything, you're always unique."
"Not without my hair." Naruto stubbornly said. "My hair is my identity. It defines me for who I am. If you mess it up I am not Naruto Stoppable. I'm just a random guy who happens to be named Naruto."
"I had no idea it meant so much to you." Kim said in a tone that made Naruto wary.
"KP, what are you doing?" Naruto backed up only for Kim to grab the fedora and run off.
"NEW HAIRCUT!"
"KP!" Naruto took off after her.
"NARUTO STOPPABLE GOT A NEW HAIRCUT!"
Naruto had his hair covered as he took off after her. "IF YOU KEEP THIS UP YOU'RE GOING TO BE ON MY PRANK LIST!" But as he rounded the corner he stopped his eyes widening in terror. "Seniors." He said as he saw them.
"Do I know you?" One of them asked and Naruto knew that it was Amelia the most popular senior in the school.
"Stop Narutoable- Uh I mean Naruto Stoppable." Naruto tripped over his own words trying not to make a bad first impression.
"That is a very nice haircut Naruto." Amelia complimented him with a flirtatious smile making Naruto smile dumbly. "Maybe I'll see you later."
"S-S-S-S-Sure." Naruto was very red in the face as Amelia left. "ALRIGHT!" He screamed in triumph. "Take that Sasuke!"
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Walking into class, Naruto looked as everyone's head snapped around to look at him in shock before he took his seat.
"When did he get a new look?"
"He's not wearing orange!"
"He's cute."
Naruto felt his face heat up before another voice spoke up. "He's just trying to look cooler than Sasuke."
'Damnit! Even with this new haircut Sakura doesn't like me.'
"Tch, troublesome." A boy with black hair that was tied up and looked like a pineapple muttered as he sat next to Naruto. "What happened to you?"
"Kim decided that I needed a haircut." Naruto explained to Shikamaru Nara.
"Troublesome women." Shikamaru muttered under his breath.
"I don't know, I might have to thank her." Naruto said with a smile. "Amelia talked to me earlier."
A pudgy boy with brown hair eating potato chips stopped as he looked at Naruto. "A senior talked to you?!"
"You heard me Choji!" Naruto confirmed. "The Unstoppable Naruto has moved up."
"Stop acting so cool." Sakura yelled at him.
Naruto didn't even hear her as he thought about meeting up with Amelia again.
"Answer me when I talk to you!" A fist collided with his head causing a calcic to appear on the back of Naruto's head while he did a face plant.
"Gah!" Naruto quickly fixed it up and that was what made everyone think that there was no way that this was Naruto, since he never cared for his appearance before. "Watch it Haruno!"
That was even more proof. "W-What?" Sakura looked shocked.
"I said watch it." Naruto sat back down while feeling bad for doing that, but he didn't want his hair messed up again.
Sakura would've hit him again if Mr. Iruka didn't come in and while his eyebrow rose at Naruto's new look, he didn't say anything.
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Kim stared in disbelief as Naruto was hanging with Amelia of all people, along with three other girls. "What happened after I lost him earlier?"
'Right now there are four terrible fathers that I would love to thank for this day.' Naruto thought happily as he talked about some adventures that he had with Kim where he shined. "And Dr. Drakken didn't notice what I was doing, until the shark landed on him."
"So cool." Some of the girls said.
"… Alright, what's going on here?" Kim muttered as Naruto began telling another story.
As another girl approached, Naruto leaned down and kissed her hand. "The names Stoppable. Naruto Stoppable." He said sounding suspiciously like James Bond.
"Tch, he sure is troublesome." Shikamaru sat near Kim.
"Hm?" Kim gave him a look. "Shikamaru right?" She hasn't really talked to him but from what she heard from Naruto, the guy was a genius… But he was extremely lazy.
Shikamaru nodded. "I say that the only good thing that came from this was him telling Sakura off."
"He did what?" Kim sounded shocked. "If I knew that would happen, I would've given him a haircut two years ago."
Shikamaru just looked lazily at Kim. "Then he would've become shallow back then instead of now."
"Naruto is not shallow." Kim defended her friend.
"Then what do you call what he's doing?" Shikamaru pointed, causing Kim to see him leave with the girls while Rufus was still eating.
When Rufus looked up to see Naruto gone he gasped as he looked around before seeing Kim and ran to her with a stern expression.
"Come on." Kim sighed as she picked Rufus up. "Let's go find Naruto."
"Troublesome." Shikamaru closed his eyes and went to sleep.
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Finding Naruto was easy as Kim stopped when she saw Naruto being kissed on the cheek by Amelia before she left. "See you tomorrow Naruto." Amelia said flirtatiously.
"Y-You too Amelia." Naruto had a love-struck look in his eyes before he turned to see Kim glaring at him. "Whatever it was, I didn't do it."
"You left someone in the cafeteria." Kim pulled Rufus out of her pocket as the mole rat looked sadly at Naruto. "If I was told yesterday that you would've forgotten Rufus I would've laughed, but now I can't believe you did that."
"Oh." Naruto scratched the side of his face sheepishly. "Sorry Rufus."
Rufus smiled and leapt at Naruto for a hug, but the boy caught the mole rat midair. "Whoa, watch the hair man." He put him back in Kim's hand. "I need to keep it fresh."
Kim couldn't believe what she was hearing. "So there's no room for Rufus in your new life?!"
"Of course there is, just not during my dates." Naruto walked off with a wave. "See ya."
Rufus looked shattered as he watched Naruto leave causing Kim to sigh. "Come on, you can stay with me." She walked to her locker to grab her books but as she opened it, Rufus's eyes watered at seeing a picture that showed Kim smiling, while Naruto had a goofy face carrying a bucket of orange paint and Rufus had a miniature army helmet on. "Yeah, I liked him that way too."
"Kim." Wade appeared on the big screen. "There have been blackouts all over the European Power Grid. I called to tell you that-." He saw Rufus but frowned at not seeing Naruto. "Where's Naruto?"
"Enjoying his popularity." Kim said bitterly.
Wade raised an eyebrow at Kim's tone. "Do I want to know?"
"Probably not." Kim muttered before motioning for him to continue. "European Power Grid you said?"
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"Great! We can make a pit stop in France to get some Le Goup?" Naruto said as Kim explained the situation to him.
Kim frowned at his attitude. "Naruto, we're not getting you anymore Le Goup." She gritted her teeth when she saw Naruto waving at a few more girls.
"So, France?" Naruto asked without a care making Kim want to tear her hair out in frustration.
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"You have enhanced the look." Francois complimented Naruto as he bought more Le Goup. "All you are missing is a fedora."
"I had one, but it messed with the hair." Naruto said as he put more gel in his hair. "This look got me a date."
Francois chuckled as he walked back into his shop before Kim spoke up. "We should go-."
"Bonjour." Turning around, Kim sighed as she saw Naruto flirting with two French women.
"Come on Lover Boy." Kim said as she began to drag Naruto. "We need to find out what's causing the blackout."
"Getting Jealous KP?" Naruto flashed a grin and Kim was about ready to try to slap some sense into him when the whole street went dark. "What the hell?"
"No clue." Kim grabbed the Kimmunicator out of her pocket. "I'm calling Wade."
"Hey Kim, what's up?" Wade asked with a cheesy smile. "Is Naruto there? I can really go for some Poi, so can you stop in Hawaii for me?"
"Was that a shot?" Naruto asked the young genius with narrowed eyes, before Kim interrupted them.
"Paris has blacked out Wade." She explained as Naruto huffed. "What's the sitch?"
"Let me check the News sites." Wade typed furiously on his computer before his eyes widened. "Wow, it's connected to the European Blackout alright."
"Can you patch the Kimmunicator into the Europe Grid?" Kim asked seeing if they could use this to their advantage.
"Done." Not even three seconds passed before Wade said that.
"Great, and we'll need a ride." Kim said with a smile.
"Not a problem." Wade had an innocent smile. "I've got you covered."
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"This cannot be safe." Naruto said in fear.
"Uh, Wade I'm with Naruto on this one." Kim voiced as Wade was remotely controlling their flight from his bedroom.
Wade scoffed. "Don't be babies." He teased. "The pilotless chopper is awesome! The Military use it for missions too dangerous for human beings."
"That doesn't ease my worries." Naruto told Wade. "This could really ruin my hair."
Rufus whimpered as he poked his head out of Kim's pocket while Naruto was putting more Le Goup in his hair as Kim typed into her Kimmunicator. "According to the Kimmunicator, we traced the drainage to eight degrees one minute west, forty-six degrees north… But there's nothing on my map."
"Uh KP." Naruto pointed out the window. "Tell that to the brightly lit island."
As Kim saw the island she looked back at the Kimmunicator. "Wade, take us down."
"Gently." Naruto put in before they landed and got a better view at the island. "This seems like an extreme version of Boot Camp right here."
"Let's find out." Kim used her grappling hook to go up the wall with Naruto right behind her only to see a muscular man sunbathing under a giant light bulb. "What the heck?"
"Now that's a good tan." Naruto complimented before he imagined himself like that. "I really need to get one-."
"So not the time." Kim retorted as she jumped down there, with the blonde right behind her. "Hello!" She called out getting the boys attention.
"Father!" He called as he took off his sunglasses. "I see people, they must be the new servants."
The door made a whooshing sound making Naruto wonder if this was a lair, while an older man wearing a purple suit and carrying a cane walked out. "Wonderful, did you bring the new light bulbs?"
"Do we look like servants?" Naruto muttered before Kim spoke up.
"I'm Kim Possible and this is Naruto Stoppable." She introduced them and the old man recognized their names from the news.
"Ah, welcome to my home we just turned everything on." The old man coughed. "I am Senor Senior Sr. and this is my son Senor Senior Jr."
Senor Jr. walked up to Naruto. "Your haircut and clothing is very nice."
"Thank you, I try." Naruto basked in the compliment. "You have a killer tan."
"Why thank you." The Senor Jr. said with a nod. "I also try."
Senor Sr. smiled a bit. "I was about to take a ski down inside my mountain, would you like to join me?" He offered.
"No thanks Senor-."
"Senior Sr." Senor chuckled knowing that it takes a while for someone to learn his name. "How about some refreshments? I have some lovely juice, quite amazing really. It comes in a box."
"A juice box would be nice." Kim took him up on that offer.
"Thank you." Naruto smiled as they walked in with the man.
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"So you're telling me that by using our power we're inconveniencing people?" Senor Sr. asked and as Kim nodded he turned to Senor Jr. "See Jr. how awful it is to be poor? But what can I do?" He asked turning back to Kim.
"Well for starters, you could turn off that giant sunlamp." Kim suggested drawing Senor Jr.'s ire.
"But if I am to be a teen pop star I need a robust tan."
"Trust me, you got the robust tan down perfectly." Naruto reassured the guy. "Any tips for that though? I really need one myself."
Senor Jr. smiled as he started to give Naruto the greatest of tanning advice.
"Now tell me more about this low flow Shower Head." Senor Sr. said with a smile.
Kim chuckled. "There are plenty of things you can do to make your house more efficient."
"House?" Naruto laughed causing Senor Sr. to look at him.
"What's so funny?" He asked curiously.
"Sorry, but this is more like a lair of a criminal mastermind than a house." Naruto said laughing again.
"Naruto." Kim had a warning edge in her voice.
Senor Sr. looked surprised at being called that. "Criminal Mastermind? That sounds sinister."
Naruto scoffed. "This place screams sinister, it's on a private island that's not on any map for crying out loud."
"I value my privacy." That was Senor Sr.'s answer. "What can I tell you?"
"Come on, you have doors that go 'whoosh', chrome metal everywhere." Naruto got on a roll of ideas. "Someone could take over the world from here. I mean, it wouldn't take much, just put in some lasers, missiles, traps, chainsaws that shoot from the walls, landmines on the beach, hell someone could even create a brawling humanoid chicken that couldn't die no matter what in here as well."
Kim was glaring at Naruto while Senor Sr. had an intrigued look.
"Then we could put in a shark tank full of piranhas, a torture chamber that will make anyone talk-." Kim grabbed Naruto's arm and began dragging him to the door before he said something that insulted the man.
"Just put in some fluorescent lights." Kim told the Senor's. "That should do the trick."
"Oh, oh!" Naruto had a grin. "You could even put in a stealth jet for escape purposes-."
"Come on Mr. Stealth Jet." Kim yanked him out the door. "I've got homework to do."
"Good bye and thank you." Senor Sr. called out.
"I hope the one with the nice hair gets his tan." Senor Jr. commented wondering how he would look. "It would really enhance his standing."
But Senor Sr. had other thoughts. "His ideas… I have so much money and free time that I could use a hobby."
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Kim took a drink of water as the twins asked the question. "Why didn't you beat him up?" Jim asked curiously.
"I'm not going to beat up a guy just because he's using too much power." Kim scoffed.
Tim groaned. "Couldn't you get Naruto to prank him?"
"I left his some pamphlets and Naruto hasn't pulled a prank since two days ago." Kim muttered that last part having Jim and Tim looked shocked.
Mr. Possible chuckled. "Well you kids could learn from turning your lights off." He told the boy's right as Mrs. Possible came out.
"Dinner." Kim was taking a drink of water right as she showed it. "Tada!"
Taking one look at it, Kim nearly threw up at the table and looked horrified. "Mom! Is that-?"
"Brain!" Tim was drooling at it.
"Cool!"
"I want a lobe."
"Boys." Mr. Possible said sternly while looking sick from the brain. "Please."
"Sorry." Jim had his hands clasped. "May I please have a slice of steaming human brain?"
"Please?" Tim helped.
"First Naruto, now my family?" Kim shook her head. "Has everyone lost their-." Mrs. Possible began to cut into the 'brain' and this time Kim did throw up in her mouth. "That is so gross."
Mrs. Possible chuckled. "Kimmy, it's just meatloaf." She promised. "I'm making it for the neurosurgeons potluck and I figured I could try it out on you guys."
"Well." Mr. Possible had a glass in his hand while looking relieved. "Kudos to the realism." He took a drink before turning to Kim. "So, what's up with Naruto? Something you want to talk about?"
"Yeah, I guess I should be talking to him." Kim got up to leave.
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Naruto was listening to music as his phone went off and he looked at the caller ID before shrugging. "Whatever it is I'm sure it can wait until tomorrow." He said before putting the phone up.
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Kim sighed as the phone went to voicemail while Rufus sat on her desk in sadness. "Maybe I should page him?" When Naruto didn't answer the page she shook her head. "Mom's right, this wasn't a good idea."
"Uh-huh." Rufus nodded rapidly.
"Sorry Rufus, I just wanted to help him with a haircut." Kim apologized to the mole rat. "I didn't think something like this would happen."
"You and Naruto squared away?" Mr. Possible walked into her room.
Kim shook her head. "Not. I can't even reach him." Then Kim pulled her leg to her chest as she sat up. "Dad, have you ever tried to change a friend? To make them better?"
"Not human." Mr. Possible chuckled. "But back in Grad school there was this lab rat… Pinky Joe Curly Tail. Poor guy was always running mazes for those site mangers, oh how I hated those guys."
Kim raised an eyebrow at her Dad. "Dad, what does that have to do with me?"
"Well, it seemed to me that Pinky Joe Curly Tail was so helpless, so I constructed a very tiny robotic battle suit-."
"For the rat?!" Kim interrupted her Dad at the ridiculousness of it.
"No more mazes for him… Although giving him a working laser probably went too far." Mr. Possible mused as he went to walk out. "Blew up half the science major… And rampaged across campus."
As Mr. Possible walked off, Kim only absorbed one part of that whole conversation. "So, that creating a monster thing runs in the family."
"Saved you some meatloaf Kimmy." Mrs. Possible walked up with dinner.
Kim winced as she asked her question. "If I said that the Naruto-trouble was rising, would you come back with a story about a psycho rat?"
Mrs. Possible chuckled as she knew the story of Pinky. "No, but I might work in an 'I told you so.'"
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As Kim got some papers out of her locker, she could see Naruto walking up to her. "Hey, I tried calling you-." She stopped when she saw him wearing an orange skin tight shirt and black leather pants. "Whoa! What happened to you?!" Kim asked in shock since he now looked like a male model.
"I have become one with my hair." Naruto answered back with a smile sounding even shallower before he turned to see Amelia. "Amelia, babe. Lunch?"
"Okay." They walked off with their arms crossed.
"Oh, Pinky Joe." Kim muttered as Rufus cried a bit at seeing Naruto like this.
The Kimmunicator went off breaking Kim out of her funk as she answered it. "What's the sitch?"
"I thought you said that Senor Senior Sr. was harmless." Wade said in a panic.
"He is." Kim didn't see what the trouble was. "He's rich, but harmless."
"Then what do you call this?" Wade pressed a button to show a video of the elder Senor.
"My evil vow is that I'll send Europe back to the dark ages unless the Ural alliance gives me their nice little islands."
"Nice little islands?" Kim deadpanned in disbelief.
"Oh and if anyone tries to stop me they'll have to deal with my bodyguard." In the background a humanoid chicken was shown.
"Oh you have to be kidding me." Kim pinched the bridge of her nose as she realized what happened.
"I kid you not." Wade commented as he sipped his soda. "Although you can tell that they're new to the whole villain thing."
"I'll get Naruto." Kim promised with a sigh. "I just hope he can focus on the mission."
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"Evil chortle?" Senor Sr. was reading a book titled. 'The Book of Evil.' "No, not for me… Ah, the evil snicker." He snickered evilly. "Jr. did the Ural alliance call?"
"Someone did." Jr. said as he sat back while the humanoid chicken was doing random push-ups. "Father, why did we make a chicken though?"
"Because it is evil." Senor Sr. answered as the chicken stood up. "It was one of the Stoppable boy's suggestions." Then he stopped as he saw Kim and Naruto on the cameras. "We have company… Chicken, go entertain our guests."
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"You had to tell him about missiles and chainsaws." Kim retorted as she saw buzzing chainsaws on the wall while missiles were armed.
"So I made a few suggestions." Naruto said while looking in a mirror he had brought with him. "Does that make it my fault-?" He stopped talking when Kim snatched the mirror. "Hey!"
"What is with you?!" Kim hissed at him, her patience finally spent. "Ever since you got that haircut you've been acting like a complete shallow jerk."
"I am not shallow." Naruto scoffed as he pulled another mirror out. "I'm just living."
"I liked you better when you were always pulling pranks." Kim said in anger. "Sure you annoyed people, but you were yourself instead of this. You cared more for people instead of your looks."
"Are you done yet?" Naruto asked not even looking at Kim.
Kim opened her mouth to say something else. "BUCCCCKKKOOOOCCCKKK!" She covered it pretty quickly as Naruto had a weird look on his face.
"Come again?" He then looked up to see the giant chicken. "Oh wow, he actually made one?"
The Chicken tackled Naruto messing his hair a bit.
"Oh no you didn't." Naruto kicked the chicken back and went to fix his hair but the chicken gave him a left wing punch. "Damn bird."
Getting a couple of more punches in, Naruto began to back up towards the chainsaw wall with the chicken following them.
"Uh Naruto." Kim tried to say, but she stared as the chainsaws barely missed Naruto and the chicken while they were exchanging blows. Hell, Naruto even jumped over one to do a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick on the chicken.
"Go, I'll catch up." Naruto called as the two continued their fight up the stairs.
"Did that just happen?" Kim asked Rufus who looked as dumbfounded as she did.
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"Buckock!" The chicken's beak pierced Naruto's skin a bit as he was pecked on the forehead three times.
"Damnit! That hurts." Naruto tried to nut shot the bird, but the bird blocked each of the three tries before they grappled each other and fell off the side of the mountain into the water, where they exchange punches under water.
Then the chicken came behind Naruto and put him in a chokehold, but Naruto bit the chickens arm making him scream underwater. Spitting the feathers out, Naruto head-butted the chicken away from him before pulling out a fart bomb and shoved it into the chicken's mouth as it went off while he swam away and climbed to the beach.
"Oh man that was exhausting-." He was cut off by the chicken tackling him. "Ack! Son of a-." The chicken had a freaking sword fish trying to stab him. Barely dodging each swing Naruto grabbed a nearby rock and slammed it into the chickens face causing some teeth to fall out.
But the chicken kicked him back to the wall and was about to stab Naruto when a weird sound cut their fighting off. "Buckock?" The chicken clucked before he saw that they were on a landmine.
Looking at each other, Naruto smirked as he jumped off and ran like hell, leaving the chicken on the landmine.
"Buckock!" The chicken clucked in raged before Naruto threw a rock knocking the chicken's foot off the landmine causing it to blow up as the chicken was set aflame.
"Go to hell you feathered bastard." Naruto walked off, but if he looked back he would've seen the chicken twitch under the flames.
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Kim ran through the door as Senor took a sip of his drink. "Ah, Kim Possible I knew you would come back." He said with an evil snicker. "How do you like the improvements I've done with the island? I bought this book on how to be evil on the internet and you won't believe the many things it could teach you."
"Did you get to the part where you surrender?" Kim asked with a roll of her eyes.
"No, actually I got to the part where I told you that it was too late to stop my plan." Senor Sr. said with a smirk.
He was cut off as the door opened to show Naruto coming in with a lot of cuts on his body and looking extremely tired. "Damn chicken." He got out as he walked over to Kim actually looking like his old self. "Blew the bastard up."
"Ah, so you have survived the chicken?" Senor Sr. said sounding impressed.
"Yes I have-." Naruto stopped as he saw a red dot on his nose. "Aw man, I have a zit."
"Will you be serious?" Kim asked trying not to scream in frustration because she thought the old Naruto was back for a second.
"But you have one too, right there." Naruto pointed to her forehead and Kim went pale.
"Self-activating lasers!" She dove into Naruto knocking the two of them under a table as a laser nearly killed them.
Naruto bonked his head on the table before he saw that Kim was on top of him. "I didn't know you liked to be on top." He joked before he saw Kim's glare but she also looked a little relieved to hear Naruto joke like that again.
"Not now." Kim muttered as more lasers fired near them.
"Kim Possible." Senor Sr. chuckled. "Here's a good target." A map showed on his flat screen. "Middleton, I'm going to attack your home town." Then he looked at Jr. who was nearby. "Jr., go through the tower and launch the missiles."
"Oh, so now I'm your missile launching boy too?" Jr. muttered as he walked off.
"Jr. just split." Naruto observed as the laser died down a bit.
"Go after him, I'll deal with Sr." Kim ordered and as Naruto took off she pulled Rufus out of her pocket. "Keep an eye on him, the old Naruto might be inside there somewhere."
Rufus nodded and took off while Kim moved around with the lasers firing at her and she freaking wall-jumped and did flips causing the turrets to destroy themselves.
Sr. growled in annoyance as he took off with Kim right behind him.
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"Step away from the controls." Naruto ordered Jr. as the buff teen typed.
Jr. looked at Naruto. "Just because you looked nice doesn't mean you can be bossy-." He was interrupted by Naruto kicking the boy back.
"Shut it!" Naruto told him. "I've had a bad day due to that chicken and I just want to go home, clean up and put some Le Goup on before school tomorrow."
"Then why don't you?" Jr. asked.
"BECAUSE YOU'RE ABOUT TO BLOW MY HOME UP!" Naruto shouted in anger as he hit Jr., messing his hair up causing the boy to scream in fright before he pulled out a comb to fix it while Naruto was typing into the missile launcher.
Jr. snarled as he put the comb up and tackled Naruto messing the blondes hair a bit before Naruto returned the favor and kicked Jr. off the cliff as the boy fell screaming into the water.
"He'll survive that." Naruto muttered as he took a comb out when Rufus ran up his leg and snatched it. "Hey!"
"No." Rufus squeaked as he ran away with the comb.
"Rufus, give that back." Naruto angrily said to his friend. "I'm not in the mood for your games."
When he caught up to Rufus he took the comb back before he saw the mole rat's sad gaze.
"What?" Naruto asked harshly before he looked up to see his reflection.
Instead of the pretty boy look he got used to seeing the past few days, he saw his old self that didn't care what anyone thought and he thought more about what he has been doing.
"Oh my God." Naruto muttered as he looked at the comb in horror. "I've become a shallow airhead."
Rufus looked up in shock as Naruto spoke before the blonde boy snapped the comb in half and messed his hair to where it looked like it usually did, albeit a bit shorter. "Yay!" Rufus ran up Naruto's leg and hugged his face.
"Sorry Rufus." Naruto apologized as he hugged Rufus back. "I got so into how people looked at me with my new look, that I became the one thing I despised."
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Kim sighed as she saw that Sr. listened to Naruto on getting a Stealth Jet and he stopped in the water to pick Jr. up. "Great." She muttered before hearing a cough behind her and she turned to see Naruto with Rufus on his shoulder. "Let me guess, you want more Le Goup?" She asked bitterly, mentally wishing that she didn't get Naruto that haircut.
"Why would I want more of that gay stuff?" Naruto scoffed making Kim's eyes widened at how he said it. "I like my hair the way it is."
Opening his eyes, Naruto was shocked when Kim hugged him. "It's good to have the old you back."
Naruto chuckled a bit before looking stern. "So have you learned anything?"
"To not give you a haircut?" Kim asked sheepishly.
Naruto shook his head. "No, it's not to change anything." He said with his arms crossed. "I became something I hated because of that and I wasn't me at all." He looked at Kim. "I'm sorry for how I acted while being shallow."
"No, I'm sorry for changing you." Kim apologized before smiling. "So, home?"
"Of course." Naruto laughed before frowning. "But I need to show the world that I'm back and make up for lost time."
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Kim stared in shock as she saw every locker except for a select few was filled with itching powder, rabbits were running loose inside the school multiplying like crazy, a few football jocks were hanging by their underwear on the school flag pole, with the National Anthem playing in the background, and the school hallways were bright fluorescent pink.
"How did he do this in one night?" Kim asked dumbfounded by how much chaos he created already before she smiled. "At least things are back to normal."
"Damnit." A random kid muttered as he kicked a nearby vending machine. "This stupid thing ate my money."
"STOPPABLE!" Mr. Barkin was looking for the blonde while being swarmed by rabbits. "WHERE ARE YOU?!"
As the rabbits carried him off and the kid left, the vending machine opened up to show Naruto who was laughing. "I can't believe no one noticed that the vending machine was fake." He chuckled before he counted some money. "I better give these back though before I'm accused of stealing."
To Be Continued…
Tenma Sosei: I would but I want to make it believable, I hope that him telling Sakura off here was enough.
Eniox27: Thank you and I figured it would work out, and as for the pills… That's a secret for now.
The Wolf God Fenrir: I hope so too.
CajunBear73: So true about Sakura, and he will later on but for now the crush is staying.
Justus80: If I tell you it wouldn't be a good plot twist now would it?
Dusk666: Thanks for the prank ideas but as for the child soldier the answer is no he isn't one. But that would've made it interesting.
Exalted Demi-Soul: They are but for what will be explained in time.
DVP21: You'll find out after the Mind Games episode.
King of Nightmares and Dragons: You're warm.
Kingdom Hearts Slayer: Thanks.
Guest 1: Thanks.
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