This particularly bored person DOES NOT own Kagerou Project. If this fanfic is similar to some other fanfics, just consider it a coincidence since this plot just popped in my head.
Recap: They mistaken a voodoo-something booth as a horror house and a fortune-telling booth. They got themselves entwined in a very simple spell. They tried solving their problem –but they still weren't able to solve anything. Would they still be able to return back to normal?
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Gorobaeser Asukome
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"I see, that seems really hard on you people..." the young girl infront of them said apathetically... though, she does seemed worried and the so... "It's a shame really that Asukome-san isn't here yet... I actually want to see him too..." she said as she sipped a cup of tea, it was weird that the fortune-teller had a café that's open at this hour, it was like barely 3 in the morning, but the gang didn't really care...
"Hmm? So what is your problem?" Konoha asked,
"I wanted to be cute and innocent-looking - so an apprentice of his turned me this small, and regretted it since I can't get a proper job – besides, at this height and with these looks who will not mistaken me for a Fourteen Year-old?" the lolita said in a sulking manner... Why did you want to be innocent-looking in the first place? Was the only thought that registered in each member's mind...
"Though, I did notice I grew up for the past three years, so I think I can manage living like this until I return to normal..."
"wait what do you mean –"
"'FOR THE PAST THREE YEARS'?!" the others said as they cut off Konoha's question...
"Yup, the spell lasted for so..." the Lolita confirmed with a beam...
"So, is it possible that we would end like this forever?" Konoha asked bluntly and apathetically,
The Lolita nodded and said, "It's not just possible – actually if you'd ask me it is quite inevitable!" in a very amused and lively tune.
Mary attacked the Lolita they met with tons of questions that didn't even match their current topic. It seemed that the albino loli wasn't really absorbing anything they were talking about, but instead, taking note of everything that the blonde loli was wearing...
The others could only smile/grin/glare (take note that Seto can't express his emotions via facial expressions) at the cute pair of Lolitas know chirping happily infront of them. 'Would they be like this person infront of them?' is basically the thought in their minds right now. Would they continue to be like this for years to come and so forth
They don't want to.
Shintaro didn't like being a girl as much as Hibiya does and as much as Momo wants to turn back into being one; Konoha didn't really like talking too much, it makes his throat so dry that even his mouth-watering snacks can't quench the thirst he feels; though Mary had an advantage to what she had become, she hated to see Seto in such way so foreign and cold; Kido didn't want to see herself at that state, girly and stuff and even Kano didn't want to see himself so weak and so vulnerable; Ene – who longed for a physical body and all of those physical experiences for God knows how long now – wanted everything back the way it used to be since she didn't want to see her only friends this way... they all looked at each other, they can't allow that to happen...
"Then..."
"Huh?" they all said as they turned to him, to Konoha,
"If..." he continued, "If even that Gorobaeser Asukome won't be able to help us, we will help us ourselves"
Ene scratched her head and smiled, "Then we have to find a way to revert everything back to normal?"
"Yup! Even if this Asukome can't help us, we know that we can solve this~!" Mary agreed,
The others smiled and grinned at them, well he is right. And besides, this is not as bad as their major problems at all...
"So basically we'll try solving our problems using our own abilities?~" Kano asked enthusiastically,
"That's our only option left anyways" Kido agrees with a sigh
"So I guess that's it, thanks for your assistance, uh, sorry, what's your name?" Shintaro asks the blonde-haired Lolita,
"Asuko but most known as Asukome 'cuz my left eye is different from my right eye" she confirmed ('me' is Japanese for 'eye')
"Eh?"
"A-su-ko-me, Gorobaeser Asukome-chan~"
And before all of them could react at once-
"I'M THE GOROBAESER Asukome-san that you'e been waiting for~" she, no, he shrieked before they could even ask what he meant. "I swear... aside from Kano (in Kido's body), I saw all of you guys shiver"
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"You're sooooooo mean Momo-chan!" the Lolita said with a pout,
"Mou... well you see, the last time I saw you, you had pink hair!" Momo replied...
The two kept on bickering as the rest of the gang watched silently except for Kano who found their conversation funny and tried muffling his laugh... The Lolita before them was the guy they needed, Gorobaeser Asukome-san... They found out that this 'popular' fortune-teller was actually a cross-dresser who really loves Lolita clothing and with that multipersonality that changes from time-to-time... Konoha was still wondering why he was so small...
Kido scoffed, gaining everyone's attention, "So... Will you please help us?" The Lolita stared at her, knitted her eyebrows, and said
"Why would you people need my help?" for a second they sat silent... "Well? Speak up."
"Because that's the whole reason why we're here" Shintaro said calmly, trying not to allow the cross-dresser to get to his nerves,
"I don't think you'll need it anyway..." the guy said as he gulped a muffin
"What do you mean by that?" They all asked,
"Well... you see, the spell will only last for about three days, two days actually since the spell looses effect on the third sunrise – mostly after the rays of sunlight contacts you... which means, you'll return back to normal today~!"
And just as he finished, the sun's light has entered from the blinds – creating soft rays that stroked them gently, and in a blink, they turned back to normal...
Shintaro, Hibiya and Momo returned to their original physiques, and even examined them in thoroughly, Mary had returned to being back to that scaredy-cat we all know and fidgeted away from Asukome, and of course Seto was there to comfort her, Konoha was quiet as a rock and Ene returned to Shintaro's phone – she also started blackmailing him again and such, and of course, Kano and Kido were relieved to have their own bodies back. Kano gave a sigh and complained that he wouldn't be able to have another opportunity to caress Kido's body again – making Kido punch him and making the others laugh again. Then, silence...
"YOU COULD'VE TOLD US THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE!"
To this Asukome-chan only grinned, "haha, anyway, you'll be able to figure it out sooner or later – so why bother~" The members swore that she was kind of acting like Kano now...
After this event, they decided to not to go to any amusement park, talk to a fortune-teller/magician/circus freaks, and got to weird cafes ever again...
The END, this Fic is finally finished, thanks for all of those ppl who read this until this chapter~ (^w^)