MPK: YO! WHATS UP?! ITS ME, AGAIN, WRITING ANOTHER STORY...A NEW OURAN HOST! AND HERE WITH ME...IS OURAN'S VERY OWN, KAORU!

Kaoru: Hi. You're extra jumpy today.

MPK: Well yeah...ITS THE BEGINNING OF A NEW STORY! I'M LIKE THIS DURING THAT TIME.

Kaoru: Whatever. Disclaimer...

MPK: WAIT! DONT YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO ADD?!

Kaoru: No.

MPK: COME ON! PLEASE?!

Kaoru: No. Not until you stop eating sugar... AND GIVE ME SOME!

MPK: *gives Kaoru some sugar, and watches him scarf it down* This might be a bad idea.

Kaoru: *energetic* DISCLAIMER: MY PHARAOH'S KEEPER DOES NOT OWN OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB! HOPE YOU ENJOY THE FIRST CHAPTER!

MPK: ENJOY!

A/N: PLEASE CHECK OUT THE DESCRIPTION FOR THE OC AT THE BOTTOM OF MY PROFILE! I THINK IT IS VERY IMPORTANT 2 KNOW WHAT THE PERSON LOOKS LIKE! AND THE OC'S PIC WILL BE POSTED AS THE COVER PAGE SOON!

EPIC BEGINNING THEME MUSIC

Author's P.O.V.

It was 3:00 on a fall afternoon as one gentlemen walked through the huge hallways of Ouran Academy, looking for a place to study. He had tried the libraries but all 4 of them were full. He had thought that he would never find a quiet place, that one didn't exist here, but that was until...

"Music room 4, huh? It looks abandoned." The Ouran High transfer student said to himself. "Hope I can study in here." The door opened by itself and rose petals blew in his face.

"Welcome!" Some voices greeted. There stood 6 boys standing behind 1 boy sitting in a chair.

EPISODE TITLE: STARTING TODAY, YOU'RE A HOST!

"LOOK ITS A BOY! THOSE ARE RARE!" They shouted.

"What can we do for you today?" The blond boy in the chair asked. The transfer student jumped back outside the door and shut it. The boys were confused.

"Hey Kaoru, Haruhi, isn't that the new boy from homeroom?" The spiky orange-haired boy asked his twin brother and a brunette.

"I think it is, Hikaru." Kaoru (the twin) answered. Haruhi nodded.

"Well, don't let our new guest just walk away!" The blond boy shouted. The twins grinned evilly at each other.

"LETS GET HIM!" They rushed out the door, it slamming behind them. Not long after, the twins came back, Hikaru holding the new student on his shoulder, kicking and screaming. "WE GOT EM' BOSS!" Hikaru dropped the kid on the floor. The transfer student fixed his glasses.

"Hikaru! Kaoru! Be gentle with our new guest!" The blond shouted.

"My, my." The tall black haired boy with glasses began. "That's not just a new student, or a new guest." He bent down in front of the new kid. "Forgive my friends. Its nice to meet you, Mister dean student..." Everyone gasped.

"Dean student?"

"You mean he's smarter than Haru-chan?"

"Hey!" Haruhi shouted offended. The blond pushed the glasses boy out of the way, kneeling beside the dean student.

"Tamaki!" Glasses shouted.

"NO WAY! YOU MUST BE CASPER JAY!" Tamaki shouted in his face. "We've heard about you! You're one of the smartest commoners in this school." Jay rushed toward the door, but the twins stood in the way.

"NOT SO FAST! LISTEN TO WHAT THE BOSS HAS TO SAY!" They sat the kid right where he had fallen on the floor.

"H-How did you know, m-my name?" The poor kid asked afraid to know the answer.

"You're famous around here. You may be the smartest commoner in this Academy." Glasses answered finally getting up from the floor. Tamaki put a hand on the transfer student's shoulders.

"YOUR A ROLE MODEL FOR ALL POOR PEOPLE, CASPER!" He shouted in his face.

"Why does this conversation sound familiar?" Haruhi asked.

"LONG LIVE THE POOR!..." Tamaki went on and on about Jay being commoner. Then something Tamaki said caught Jay's attention...

"...Who knew that the proud dean student, would be so openly gay..."

"WHAT?!" Casper shouted.

"So what type are you into Jay-kun?" He pointed to the other tall black haired boy. "Do prefer the strong, silent type?" Next he pointed to the little blond haired boy. "The boy-Lolita?" Then the twins, "How about the mischievous type?" Then the boy with glasses, "The cool type?" Then the brunette, "The natural type?" And finally to himself, "Or maybe you're into a guy like me?" Tamaki stared into Jay's mix-match eyes, (one yellow, the other green) and caressed his cheek. "So who do you pick?" Casper had enough, so he punched Tamaki in the face with such force, he landed against the wall, making a small crack.

"LEAVE ME ALONE YOU FREAKS!" Jay shouted and ran out again, this time, no one to stop him.

"BOSS!" Everyone ran over to him "ARE YOU OKAY?!"

"He hit me..." Tamaki mumbled in shock. Then he started to cry, "KYOYA!" The glasses kid came over to him.

"What is it Tamaki?"

"HE HIT ME!" Tamaki burst into tears. Kyoya rolled his eyes.

"Since I know Tamaki, he probably wants me to do something about this. Besides that boy made a crack in our wall, he must pay for it. Haruhi, Hikaru, Kaoru. Bring the new boy here tomorrow after school." Kyoya pushed his glasses on his face. "We have a bone to pick with him." His voice had dropped making him scarier than he really was.

"YES KYOYA!"

AFTER SCHOOL THE NEXT DAY...

The class exited the classroom. Jay was still packing up his things after class when Haruhi came up to him. "Hey Jay! How've you been?!" Jay didn't answer. "I haven't seen you in forever, until yesterday!" No response. "Aw come on! You can't just not talk to me!" Jay grabbed his bag and slung it over his shoulder. He started to walk away until Haruhi put a hand on his shoulder, "I know you're a girl, Jay." Jay froze.

"I'm not a girl." He started to walk away again.

"You're name isn't Casper Jay, its Ciara Jay, right?" Jay turned to Haruhi, grabbed him by the collar and pushed him against the wall.

"How do you now my name?!" Jay's voice turned into the voice of an angry girl. Haruhi waved her hands in front of her.

"Ciara chill! Cause I'm a girl too!" Jay raised an eyebrow. "Don't you remember?! Its me! Haruhi!" Jay's mix match eyes narrowed then widened in realization.

"Haruhi? Haruhi Fujioka? Is that really you?!" Haruhi nodded. Jay let go and gave her a hug. "Haruhi! I haven't seen you since middle school!"

"You either!" They let go.

"You look like a kinda look like a boy." Jay told her.

"You do too! What's up with that? How'd you end up at Ouran? And where's your uniform?" Haruhi started messing with Jay's black leather jacket. "I thought you had enough money to buy one. I mean you're r..."

"I just want to be a normal student here. I'm trying to keep...that part...a secret."

"Really? I just thought that you're here finally with your own kind, you'd want to show off your power." Jay put her hands in her pocket and shrugged.

"Nah. Not interested."

"And the boy look?"

"I came here lookin like this and people immediately thought I was a boy so I just stuck with it. Your reason?" Haruhi sighed.

"The same story. But that was until I was forced to join the host club...but that's a whole other story."

"You've gotta tell me about it later! Does anyone else know?"

"Just the host club."

"How long did it take for them to figure out you're a girl?" Haruhi gulped.

"A day?" It came out as a question.

"Only...a day?" Jay asked in shock. She laughed, Haruhi sweatdropped. "Only a day! I could go longer than you could! Actually, I already have!" Haruhi frowned. "Hey! I have an idea! Haruhi, how long do you think I can keep my secret about me being a girl?" She thought for a moment.

"Oh I don't know...4 days I guess..." Jay gasped.

"4 days! Are you kidding?! Haruhi, I could go longer than that! Maybe... for 2 weeks!?" Haruhi muffled a laugh. "Oh you don't think so? Alright Haruhi Fujioka, I challenge you to a bet! Starting today, if I can stay a boy for 2 weeks without ANYONE finding out, except you of course, you have to stop pretending you're a boy and tell the whole school the true..." Haruhi stopped laughing and started choking.

"WHAT?!"

"But if I lose...You and anyone you choose can stay at my place for a week..." Haruhi's eyes widened. Jay knew Haruhi would never pass a deal like that up.

"DEAL!" The 2 girls shook on it.

"But you have to cover for me, Haruhi. You can't tell anyone, or I win automatically."

"I can handle that." Haruhi put a hand on Jay's shoulder. "You can count on me! Besides, you're not going to win anyway, what do I have to lose?"

"We'll see, Haruhi, we'll see. Haruhi Fujioka, GET YOUR GAME ON!" (See what I did there?)

"Aw man! Haruhi found him first!" The girls turned to see the twins in the doorway.

"Hikaru! Kaoru! There you are!" Haruhi and Jay walked over.

"Which one's which?" Jay asked confusingly. The twins smirked at each other.

"Oh I'm Hikaru, that's Kaoru. But you better remember, it might be important later." Hikaru told Jay grinning evilly. Jay became even more confused.

"Jay-kun, the boss wants to see you. Haruhi was suppose to tell you." Kaoru told him. They looked at Haruhi. She sweatdropped and rubbed the back of her neck.

"Sorry, I didn't get around to it." The twins picked up the transfer student by his arms.

"LETS GO ALREADY!"

"Hey! PUT ME DOWN!"

"HIKARU! KAORU!"

DAY 1 AND COUNTING...

AT MUSIC ROOM #4...

"LET ME GO!"

"OKAY!" The twins dropped Jay in front of Tamaki and Kyoya. "HERE HE IS BOSS! JUST AS YOU REQUESTED!" Kyoya turned to Jay, Tamaki not quite ready to face him yet.

"CASPER JAY! You not only punched our leader, Tamaki..."

"Leader? Is he really?" The twins nodded.

"...but you have also made a crack in one of our walls. Its about 10,000 yen for the wall, and 3,000 for the mental scarring you gave Tamaki. All equaling to 13,000 yen."

"You're kidding right?"

"Nope. You're lucky really. I could've added on interest, plus if Tamaki would've been really hurt, you really would be paying for a lot more. But sense you can't even pay what you are in debt...what do you suppose we do Tamaki?" Tamaki sat in that comfortable arm chair of his and crossed his legs. (Girl...)

"Well Jay-kun, there's a saying for this situation. 'When in Rome do as the Romans do!' Since you have no money, you can pay with your body! STARTING TODAY..." Tamaki bent down and lifted Jay's head up to face his. "...You're the host club's dog."

"THATS WHY THIS CONVERSATION SOUNDS FAMILIAR! THIS IS THE SAME ONE YOU GUYS HAD WITH ME!" Haruhi shouted in realization, but everyone ignored her.

"King Tamaki, was it? Uh...I really don't..." Tamaki gasped when heard 'King'.

"YOU CALLED ME, KING!" He shouted happily. He hugged Jay, "YOU CALLED ME KING! I'M SO HAPPY!" Jay could not believe this right now, any of it. Tamaki let go and cuffed Jay's face in his hands, "MAYBE YOU'RE NOT ALL THAT BAD AFTER ALL!" Everyone sweatdropped. Suddenly some girls arrived. They gasped, and everyone turned to them.

"SO CUTE!" They shouted. Jay had anime question mark above his head. "TAMAKI, YOU GUYS HAVE A NEW HOST?!" Tamaki's eyes widened then inspected Jay. His eyes opened wider. Tamaki dropped Jay on the floor and turned the girls.

"Actually, we do, but he isn't quite open for business, yet..."

"WHAT?!" The other host shouted...(Except Kyoya)...

"Who is that? Cause I know its not me..." Tamaki put a hand over Jay's mouth.

"Just give us a minute ladies." The girls nodded and Tamaki pushed Jay in the opposite direction of them, the host followed them. "Look Jay-kun, we're moving you up the ranks, from the host club's dog to a host. I'll teach you everything I know, just like I did Haruhi. Get 60 customers to request you, and debt will be paid. But first...you need a makeover..."

"WHAT?!" Tamaki silence him with his hand and tried to take off his glasses. Jay tried to bit him, but Tamaki took them off just in time, seeing his mix-match eyes and his jaw dropped. He then pointed to the crew. "HIKARU, KAORU, UNIFORM! KYOYA, MY HAIR STYLIST! MORI-SEMPAI! CONTACTS!"

"YOU GOT IT BOSS!" They all ran away somewhere.

"WHAT ABOUT US, SEMPAI?!" Haruhi, and the little blond haired boy asked.

"Haruhi, Honey-Sempai...go have some cake..." And they went away...to have some cake, depressed they couldn't help. Not long after, Jay was in the dressing room, everyone outside waiting. "Aren't you done yet?" Jay hesitated but came out. He finally had on the school uniform, no glasses to cover his face revealing his mix match eyes, and 'Jaden Yuki' style hair. The host gasped.

"Jay looks nice, right Hikaru?" Kaoru asked his twin.

"He looks alright, I guess." Kaoru finally noticed that his twin was doing a face plant...(Trying to hide the blush on his face.)...but said nothing of it.

"JAY-KUN! YOU LOOK SO CUTE!" Honey-Sempai shouted. They all agreed. Tamaki gave him a bear hug. When he let go, he pushed him toward his first customers.

"NOW, GO GET 'EM!" And Jay went to work...or tried...

"So, Jay-kun, what do you do for fun?"

"I'm interested in you're back story..."

"Why was Tamaki holding you like that, and why were you on your knees?" Jay became confused very quickly. Tamaki anxiously watched from his side of the club, the others doing the same. Jay took a deep breath and decided to answer the last question. He was trying to turn on...his boy charm.

'Here goes...' Jay thought.

"Tamaki was punishing me for breaking his wall..." Jay started to explain in a emoish voice. "Tamaki assaulted me, but its okay. Back where I'm from, I was treated like this all the time. I got used to it. I just hope that he can forgive me for doing such terrible things."

"Oh Jay..."

Jay started to tear up, making the girls gasp, "I've tried to mend my ways, but I'm always getting into trouble. Does anyone know whats wrong with me? Why do I do commit so many horrible crimes?!" Jay broke down and the girls all surrounded him with hugs. The hosts jaw dropped and group together.

"He's a natural." Kyoya said.

"That was..." Hikaru started.

"...Amazing. No training needed." Kaoru finished.

"Why is he so popular?" Tamaki asked himself. They continued to watch. Jay was really crying a river now.

"Why do I do this to myself?! I'M SUCH A HORRIBLE PERSON!" The girls sat next to him and comforted him.

"Don't cry Jay!" Girl #1 said.

"You're not a horrible person." Girl #2 told him.

"You're just complicated, misunderstood." Girl #3 stated comforting notion.

"Does anyone have a tissue?" One of them gave Jay a handkerchief, and he wiped his eyes. "Thank you. I'm sorry I made you guys listen to all of that, but I had to vent you know?" They nodded. "Its good to know I have people that will listen to me." Jay caressed the cheek of one of the girls, looking into her eyes. "I'm glad I've finally found people who really care about me. It's a nice feeling, you know?"

"O-Of c-course." Girl #1 stuttered. "J-Jay-kun?"

"Yes, my flower?" Girl #1 fainted, so the Girl #2 asked instead.

"Is it okay...if we request you again tomorrow?" Jay's eyes lit up.

"Really? Of course you can." Jay grabbed her hands and look into her eyes. "I would really appreciate it." He then turned to Girl #3 and cupped her face in his hands. "You girls are so good to me." The other girls fainted.

"He really is popular." Tamaki said.

"Don't tell me you've forgotten about me?" A red head asked him.

"Oh sorry, Princess, I was just worried about our newest host."

"That's obvious." She took a sip of tea. "You must be really worried, if you watch every move he makes."

"I have to. I'm training him to be a good host." He called Jay over.

"What's up?" He asked Tamaki.

"Meet Princess Ayanokoji. She's a regular guest of mine."

"Uh, its nice to meet you, Princess." Jay bowed, like a boy, and winked. Tamaki suddenly tackled him. He spun him around, and around, and around.

"THAT WAS SO CUTE! AMAZING! YOU'RE SO CUTE!"

"MORI-SEMPAI! HELP ME!" Jay shouted frantically to the first person he saw. Mori quickly ran over and picked Jay up, getting him away from Tamaki, with a slight blush on his face.

"Uh, Mori-Sempai, you didn't have to go that far." Mori put Jay down and walked away. Haruhi came up behind Jay.

"I have a bad feeling about that girl, you better be careful." She warned. Jay nodded.

"LET ME GIVE YOU A HUG!" Tamaki shouted.

"NO! LEAVE ME ALONE!" The princess look at the scene with so much jealousy.

Later...

"Where's my stuff?" Jay looked around for it then spotted it out the window. "Oh come on, seriously?" Jay left and started to run outside to the pond, where her stuff had been thrown, but stopped when he spotted the princess.

"I bet you love Tamaki fawning over you, Jay. But its useless, you're always going to be a low class citizen." She walked away. Jay was going to retaliate but didn't feel like it. He had more important things to worry about. Outside, Jay had gotten everything out of the pond, except for her journal. She searched and searched but it was no use.

"Commoner. You have some nerve walking out on the club like that." said a voice. It was Tamaki. "Why is your stuff wet?"

"No big deal, I got it." Jay said still looking for that journal. He stopped when she realized Tamaki was helping her. "You don't have to..."

"A little water never hurt anyone. Besides, people are always telling me I'm dripping with good looks." Jay muffled a laugh. "Uh, is this what you're looking for?" He started to read the 'Belongs to' section, but Jay snatched it from him.

"Its mine okay." They stared into each other's eyes for a moment.

"Jay, you're staring off into space, don't tell me you've fallen for me?!" Tamaki said.

"In you're dreams, Sempai."

"How'd you're bag get in the pond anyway?"

"Uh...I think I dropped it out the window at some point." Jay lied. Tamaki saw right through that, but said nothing.

Day 2...

At the host club...

"Thrown in the pond huh? I'd be mad if someone did that to me. And you made Tamaki search that dirty pond with you? Amazing. You do know that Tamaki's a blue blood not a commoner right? They only reason he agreed to help you is he's trying to turn you into a gentlemen. He doesn't really care about..."

"You're jealous of me, aren't you?" The princess suddenly pushed the table into Jay, making him fall on top of her.

"AHHH! NO JAY, LEAVE ME ALONE! HELP! HE'S ATTACKING ME!" Jay went wide eyed. "SOMEONE DO SOMETHING!" The twins dumped water on both of them. "WHY'D YOU DO THAT?!" Tamaki walked over and held the princess up. "Oh Tamaki, do something! Jay just attacked..."

"I'm disappointed in you. You threw Jay's bag into the pond...didn't you?"

"You have no proof!" She shot back.

"You're a beautiful girl, but you're not classy enough to be in this club. I know this for certain, Jay isn't that type of a man."

"YOU IDIOT!" The princess ran away. Tamaki helped Jay off the floor.

"How am I gonna punish you..." He thought. "You're debt is now up to 15,000 yen!" Jay fainted, but was caught by Hikaru.

"That's too much boss. Its not really his fault..."

"Don't question my judgement, Hikaru!" Tamaki shouted. "Just find him a change of clothes and help him change." Hikaru sighed but did what he was told. In a dressing room, Hikaru started to undress Jay, starting with his tie, then his jacket, meanwhile having a huge blush on his face.

'I don't get why I keep blushing around this guy.' He thought to himself. 'I mean, he just looks so much like a girl...' As he started to unbutton Jay's shirt Haruhi came in.

"Jay, I brought you you're..." She spotted Hikaru. "HIKARU! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!"

"Helping him change, like the boss said." Hikaru didn't turn around trying to hide his blush from her.

"Well...you don't have to, I'll do it." Hikaru jumped in front of her.

"What?! NO YOU CAN'T!" Haruhi saw his face and tried so hard to not laugh.

"Why are you blushing Hikaru?" She asked a sly grin slide across her face. Hikaru's eyes widened and covered his face.

"Fine! Do want you want!" And ran out of there. Haruhi let out a laugh the walked over to Jay, shaking him/her.

"Jay! Jay wake up!" Jay punched Haruhi in the face, stretching as she awoke.

"15,000?! Are you serious?!" Jay looked around to see Haruhi holding her nose. "Oh, sorry Haruhi. Was that a dream?"

"Sadly no."

"Oh."

"Did you know you almost lost the bet?" Jay's eyes widened.

"How?"

"Hikaru was about to undress you..."

"HIKARU WAS ABOUT TO UNDRESS ME?! THE RAPIST!"

"No its not like that! When you passed out..."

Flashback

"How am I gonna punish you..." He thought. "You're debt is now up to 15,000 yen!" Jay fainted, but was caught by Hikaru.

"That's too much boss. Its not really his fault..."

"Don't question my judgement, Hikaru!" Tamaki shouted. "Just find him a change of clothes and help him change." Hikaru sighed but did what he was told. In a dressing room, Hikaru started to undress Jay, starting with his tie, then his jacket, meanwhile having a huge blush on his face.

'I don't get why I keep blushing around this guy.' He thought to himself. 'I mean, he just looks so much like a girl...' As he started to unbutton Jay's shirt Haruhi came in.

"Jay, I brought you you're..." She spotted Hikaru. "HIKARU! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!"

"Helping him change, like the boss said." Hikaru didn't turn around trying to hide his blush from her.

"Well...you don't have to, I'll do it." Hikaru jumped in front of her.

"What?! NO YOU CAN'T!" Haruhi saw his face and tried so hard to not laugh.

"Why are you blushing Hikaru?" She asked a sly grin slide across her face. Hikaru's eyes widened and covered his face.

"Fine! Do want you want!" And ran out of there.

END OF FLASHBACK

"Damn Tamaki..." Jay cursed.

"Look just hurry and change. Here, they gave you a girl's uniform to put on but I found another's boy uniform. Try this instead."

"Thanks." After changing, the girls, excuse me, the boys went to join everyone else.

'I wonder what would've happened if I hadn't come in to rescued Jay...' Haruhi thought.

"Hikaru is either a perv or he's a real loyal member to the host club. Haruhi, its gonna be a long and hard 2 weeks, but I'll think I'll manage. I wonder how I'll pull it off... I know! I call everyone bro & dude now!" They laughed.

EPIC END THEME MUSIC

Jay: Whoa, someone else has requested me...

Tamaki: DON'T STEAL MY CUSTOMERS!

Kaoru: Why does she keep host hopping?!

Hikaru: Why is she so interested in Jay and Haruhi?! *pouts*

Haruhi: And why does she keep staring into teacups?!

Mori: Next time, The Crazy Job of a High School Host.

Kyoya: The Ouran host club will be waiting for you.

Honey: See you then!

MPK: EPISODE 1 DONE! J2LUK (Just to let you know), I'm gonna add some extra episodes in the season, so yeah. Kaoru, what do you think?

Kaoru: No one's suppose to know Jay is a girl, right?

MPK: Right.

Kaoru: But, now I know... *I whack him unconscious*

MPK: Uh...please Read and Review...while I try to find so brainwashing liquid...HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE 1ST CHAP!