I'm back with my third Fairy Tail story ever! I've always liked the idea of what would happen if Jerza ever married and had children, so I'm going to write this story from what I think would happen. (Kinda got the idea from Tangledcharms)

Don't be a hater! If you don't like it, don't read it! This story is meant to get a few laughs if you're having a pretty down day. You think you could do better, suit yourself!

Sorry, I just really hate all those reviews with so much hate in them. I've seen them in other stories, I just can't stand them!

Anyway, I don't own anything from Fairy Tail, just the children.

The story will start out with Jellal and Erza already married for about a month and just returned from their honeymoon…

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Chapter 1: Pregnant

We're finally married! I can't believe it! Jellal and I am finally a happy married couple.

Though first, after he got through being Mystogan during the Magic Games, he and Meredy had lost Ultear. The magic council managed to catch them while they were on the run.

When word came to my guild, Master Makarov and Master Mavis were out raged about their death sentence. Personally myself, I was already plotting with my team on a jail break but Mirajane talked us out of it.

Actually, before we all disappeared on Tenrou Island for seven years, it was Lucy who came up the idea of saving about 30% of our job money for bail. She was the only one that knew about my love for Jellal, after all, she was a writer and hiding my feelings for him was easily sniffed out by her.

So, Master Makarov went to the day the two were supposed to be sentenced to death with Mirajane, Laxus, and Lucy. I don't know how, but I think it was probably the bail, because when they returned a week after, Lucy didn't have the 100 million jewels but they had Meredy and Jellal instead.

Immediately, there was a party that night and for the next three day earning us a whole bunch of complaints from the locals.

Jellal and Meredy officially joined the guild on their fourth day there. Meredy moved in Lucy while Jellal moved in Natsu and Happy, (much to his disappointment because he was kind of the cleaner around the house).

About two months later, Jellal had the strength to ask me out and we dated for about seven months until it was my twentieth birthday.

He proposed to me then, at my party in front of the whole guild.

The wedding was held three months after that and we took a month off from guild work for our honeymoon in Akane Resort.

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Jellal had bought us a house a few blocks away from Lucy's. It wasn't all fancy but it was a nice simple house with two floors and an underground basement with two bedrooms. Upstairs, there were three bedrooms. The middle section had a nice dining room table with a dark brown wood table with four seats and a nice kitchen. The back yard stretched for about forty or so yards with a nice swimming pool and patio. The living room had a nice brick fire place and a little shelf with a 42" flat screen on it; hooked to it, a Blu-Ray player and an Xbox 360. (for Jellal whenever he gets bored or something)

Everything was perfect, until the night we returned.

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I was downstairs, still admiring our beautiful wooden kitchen and making some jasmine tea for the two of us. We returned around lunchtime and hadn't had time to go and visit the guild quite yet. Jellal decided it would be best if we did tomorrow since we both were a little tired and having to deal with Natsu and Gray's constant fighting, I think I'd rather kill both of them.

So, to prevent me from slaughtering two of my fellow teammates, we decided on staying home and unpacking. That's what he was doing upstairs.

Once I finished two cups, I took them to the counter in the middle of kitchen and left them there before I started scanning through the refrigerator for some food.

"Erza!" that annoying yet familiar voice made me hit my head on the top of the fridge.

I took my head out, rubbing the little bruise already forming. I looked in my living room at our two leather sofas. On the one nearest to the garage door, sat the famous fire dragon slayer, Natsu.

"How did you get in?" I felt myself twitching with anger.

He pointed a thumb at the fireplace, "Just through here."

I can't believe he said that as if it's a normal and okay thing to do!

"Now I know how Lucy feels," I sighed. "Do you want something to drink? Wait a minute, you just broke into my house! Why the hell am I asking you if you want something to drink?! Get out, Natsu!"

"Woah! What's with the mood swings, Erza?" he asked.

"Get out or I will find a way to squash you like a little lizard!" I felt my inner demon arise. Giving him the scariest glare I can have, he quickly dashed back up the chimney and pretty soon, I heard Jellal's voice.

I barely managed to sit down on one of the three stools in my kitchen when my husband came into view, "Hey I think there was something like a bear running on our roof."

I ran my hand through my hair, "Nah that would just be our guildmate, Natsu."

"How do you know?"

"One, he was just here in the living room. Two, I sent him out the way he came in," I replied.

"Ouch," he went over to one of the cups and took the one filled with more tea. "Did you do anything else to him?"

I shook my head. God, what the heck do I feel so sick and so tired, "I wasn't in the mood to kill him, yet. But if he does that again, I will kill him without hesitation."

Jellal's face scowled when he saw my face becoming a little pale, "Honey you're becoming a little pale. Are you okay?"

I was honest with him, "I just have this massive headache and my stomach's killing me. I don't know why, though."

"Let me check," he walked over to me and placed his big hands on my forehead. Normally, I would be blushing like mad but I wasn't feeling so good at the moment so I didn't really care.

"Here, let me take you upstairs and you rest. I'll go and find Porlyusica alright?"

I only managed a nod before I allowed him to carry me upstairs and into our room. I felt him kiss my forehead, "I won't be long. Just take a nap until then. I'll get Lucy to come and check on you."

"N-no, don't bother her," I shuttered.

"Hey, I'm not going to just leave my beautiful wife here alone and she has that spirit Virgo with her," he gave me one of his beautiful smiles that made my heart melt every time, "She'll be here in a few."

Once he closed the door, I wanted to call him back. I knew I was sick but seriously. I closed my eyes for what seems like a few seconds before I heard my door open again. It was Lucy this time.

She came in with a huge grin. On her shoulder was Plue, the little dog that I came to adore.

"Welcome home to Magnolia, Erza, how was your honeymoon?" she sat at the edge of my bed.

"One of the best, I had a lot of fun but I will always love returning to the guild and Magnolia no matter what," I admitted.

Plue jumped off Lucy's shoulder and onto my lap. It did some cute little dance and I sat back to enjoy the show. It wasn't until long did I feel nauseous and wanted to vomit.

"Lucy! Can you help me to the bathroom?" I asked.

She quickly stood up and closed Plue's gate. Virgo suddenly appeared beside her as she took the my left side while Lucy took my right. They then led me to my shared bathroom with Jellal.

As I threw up my breakfast, neither of them left my side. Instead, Lucy stood patting my back until I was done. She helped me wash my face before Virgo carried me on her back to my shared bed with Jellal.

I groaned as Lucy covered my body. God, I feel terrible!

"Did you catch a cold or something while you were on your honeymoon?" Lucy asked, sitting down on Jellal's side of the bed.

"No," I dug my face into my red pillow.

"May I ask you a question, Mrs. Fernandez?" Virgo asked, standing on my side of the bed. "When you were on your honeymoon with Mr. Fernandez, did you guys have any sexual activities?"

I felt my whole body's temperature increase when the celestial spirit asked the question. I did remember us doing it once or twice, or maybe each day. I don't really remember but I'm sure we did it at least once.

"Erza? There's nothing to be embarrassed of," Lucy said, resting her hand on my shoulder. "You guys are married now. So you did have sex?"

When I nodded we both glanced up at the pink haired spirit as she spoke words I almost dread.

"Congratulations, Mrs. Erza Fernandez, there is a huge chance that the reason why you are so 'sick', is because you are pregnant with Mr. Jellal Fernandez's child."