"Hello there. My name is Michelangelo Hamato, and today I will be talking about a mutant turtle named Donatello Hamato. Also known as Donnie."

"Mikey when did you get here?"

"As you can see ,ladies and gentlemen, Donnie seems to be confused of my presence."

"Um, Mikey? Who are you talking to? Furthermore, why are you talking like that?"

"As a result of his confusion, Donnie asks questions that I cannot answer."

*Sighs*

"Donnie sighs as he continues to work on his experiments."

"Maybe if I just ignore him..."

"It appears Donnie does not know how to use his inside voices. Either that, or he does not realize he is talking to himself out loud."

"Well it appears that your not getting out of my lab anytime soon Mikey."

"Donnie is finally understanding that I am not going to leave him alone until I finish my documentary of him."

"Documentary?"

"Looks like Donnie isn't going to finish his experiments anytime soon either."

*Glares*

"While Donnie looks at me as if he is going to strangle me-"

"Alright, you know I wouldn't go that far Mikey. Raph might, but not-"

"He fails to notice his experiments are about to explode."

"What!"

"Looking back, he sees that I was correct and is now trying to fix the problem."

"Aren't you going to help me?!"

"And this, my audience, concludes Documentaries by Michelangelo. I will return with more, but for now I have to help the scared and distressed Donnie."

"Help me now!"*Eye twitch*

"Ok, ok, geez dude where's the fire?"

"It's going to be all over my lab if you don't help me!"

"Alright I'll help you, sheesh. Now where's the fire extinguisher..."