Hey guys. Apologies for the crapness of this, I've had a pretty bad day because I found my rabbit dead today, so I'm now emotionally scarred because all I can see are it's little black eyes staring up at me. It's a horrible image. So I wrote Malec fluff to take my mind off it.

As you may already know, if you stalk my profile, I've deleted the last two chapters of Jealousy because I felt uncomfortable with it being there, so I scrapped it.

Anyway guys, enjoy and please review.

"Magnus Bane, what do you think you're doing?"

Magnus spun around to see Isabelle in the doorway of his bedroom, her hands on her hips and a scowl on her face.

"I- Well- Umm... You see..." He trailed off and looked at the pot of glitter in his hands, then looked down at the sleeping Alec. "I was just going to... You know... Sparkle him up a little?" He smiled nervously.

Isabelle removed her hands from her hips and folded her arms. "Why, exactly? What did he do to deserve this?"

Magnus sighed. "There are many things he does. Would you like me to make a list?"

Isabelle sat down on the corner of the bed and exhaled. "Go on then."

"Firstly, he refuses to wear colour. Any at all." Magnus looked down at Alec. "Would it kill him to wear something colourful?"

Isabelle just laughed. "You know Alec. He likes to be all emo. Continue."

"He refuses to wear glitter."

"Because it just screams gay." Isabelle chuckled.

"Was that an insult?" Magnus tilted his head questioningly.

"Not at all." Isabelle raised her hands in mock defence. Anything else?"

"He cuddles Chairman Meow." Magnus pouted.

"And that's bad because?" Isabelle asked.

"Because Alec's mine! And I get slightly jealous when the Chairman steals him from me..." Magnus trailed off, blushing slightly.

"Aww! That's adorable!" Isabelle beamed. "If slightly stupid. He loves you, dumbass, no cat's going to stop that."

Magnus felt a hand rest on his shoulder. "It's not stupid." Said a sleepy voice. "It's sweet. You're actually blushing for once."

Magnus turned around to see Alec smiling up at him.

"Don't get used to it, I don't blush often. Morning darling." Magnus pushed the pot of glitter off the bed, hitting the floor with a thud. Isabelle rolled her eyes.

"What was that noise?" Alec asked.

"Nothing love." Magnus smiled, leaning in to kiss Alec lightly. Alec returned the kiss, wrapping his arms around Magnus's neck, pulling him closer. Magnus pulled Alec into a sitting position and put his hands on the Shadowhunter's waist, kissing him deeply, their tongues battling for dominance.

"Okay, okay!" Isabelle exclaimed. "I'm gonna go before this goes any further." Isabelle stood up to leave as Magnus broke away from the kiss.

"Just because two guys making out makes you feel incredibly turned on. You just have to leave the room before you're driven absolutely crazy." Magnus smirked, which turned into a frown as Alec hit him in the arm.

Isabelle pointed to Alec. "He's my brother. He doesn't turn me on. No offence Alec."

"Yes, but I'm not your brother." Magnus winked, getting another slap from Alec, but harder this time.

"What are you trying to say?" Alec glared. "You fancy Isabelle now?"

"Darling, you know I was only joking. I love you." And to prove his point, he kissed him again, but with all the passion he could muster. He pushed Alec down on to the bed and straddled him.

"I'm going!" Isabelle ran from the room. They both listened as she bolted down the stairs and heard the front door slam.

"Now she's gone, we can make all the noise we want." Magnus whispered in Alec's ear.

"What kind of noise?" Alec whispered back seductively.

"You know the kind I mean." Magnus smirked, leaning back down to kiss Alec.