Okay, so this is my second Shizaya fanfic, I can't help it, i love them so much...both of them are so cute together... So, enjoy~

It is a beautiful yet peaceful day at Ikebukuro. The sun's up, people rushing to work or school. It is just a peaceful day, birds are flying and a vending machine just flew. Is it a new species? Wait, hold on. There goes another one. Suddenly the peaceful atmosphere died down and it turned into a hectic day.

Two people running here and there, skillfully. One of them is throwing vending machines, street signs, or anything he can throw. He is Heiwajima Shizuo, the monster of Ikebukuro. He can lift a tanker with his two bare hands. The other one, who is currently running away from the blonde, is Orihara Izaya, the best informant you can get in Tokyo. He manipulates people, yet he says that he loved them, except of course, the guy who is currently chasing him right now.

"IIIIZZZZAAAAYYYYAAAAA! How dare you showed up in Ikebukuro! I'll kill you today!" The blonde threw a recycling bin. The raven man slows down and dodged the bin.

He says while smirking, "I just wanted to see my beloved humans here in this marvelous city, Ikebukuro! That's what you say every time you see me, Shizu-chan~ And what's the result? You can't even lay a finger on me!" He threw some sharp knives at Shizuo, aiming to kill.

The angry man easily dodged the knives and threw another stop sign. The raven ran away from him while saying, "Bye-bye, Shizu-chan! I'll come back later!"

"IIIIIIZZZZAAAYYYYYAAAA! Don't ever come back to Ikebukuro again!" Shizuo shouted. The raven just laughed while still running away.

Izaya's POV

"Haaaa... It was fun teasing the brute on a beautiful day like this, right Namie?" I twirled around with my spinning chair. A woman with brown hair puts a cup of coffee on my table while grunting.

"What a weirdo. Are you a psychopath or something? I really hope that 'brute' you're calling really kills you." She says.

I replied, taking a sniff at the aromatic coffee, "Ahh, but who will give you your paycheck, Namie? How's it going with your brother? Have you done something yet?" I smirked.

Namie 'hmphed' and turned away from me. "Just finish your job, Izaya. The sooner you finish, the sooner I'll get to see Seiji."

"Hai, hai, Namie..." I typed vigorously on the keyboard. I love my job, it's just some clients are annoying as hell. A few of them even tried to molest me! Well, I am sexy, handsome and irresistible. I forgive them, as I love all humans in this world, except for Shizu-chan of course. He's a monster, not a human. I mean, who can lift a lorry? One more thing that I hate about him is that he is unpredictable. That's why I anger him, it excites me. Framing him for what he had not done, paying thugs to beat him up, that's all my work. What can I say? He is fun to play with, Heiwajima Shizuo.

Shizuo's POV

Damn that flea! Always got away before I can kill him. Whenever I see or smell that flea, my anger rises up. From the first time I saw him at high school I hated him. I hate his usual smirk, his laugh and his voice. Just by his smell I can tell him where he is. He stinks, I tell ya. I really hate him. He always framed me for the things that I did not do, sends thugs to get me and other things. All I want is just peace and quiet.

"Shizuo! Where have you been, man! You're late! We got clients till evening. Let's go!" said Tom Tanaka, my boss. I lit up another stick of cigarette and inhaled it deeply to relieve my anger.

"Yeah, sorry Tom. I met the flea earlier." I apologized.

"Orihara Izaya? Man, no wonder you're late. You injured?" Tom asks.

"Nope, not a scratch. Like that flea ever get me." I answered. I puffed a smoke out while following Tom to the client's house.

Normal POV

"Hello, Orihara Izaya speaking. Yes, I shall bring it to you. Payment? Just as we discussed earlier." Izaya pressed the end call button and grabbed his coat.

"Namie! I'm going to meet a client! Make sure you lock the doors when you leave!" Izaya shouted before going out the door. Namie just scoffed and continued filing the documents.

Izaya walked among the people to meeting point. 'Another day of normality.' He thought to himself. His crimson eyes looked around to spot the meeting place. As he arrived at the meeting place which is an alley, no one is there. "Hello? I'm Orihara Izaya, I'm looking for Hiji..." A loud thud is heard and Izaya is unconscious.

"Hey, we got him. Let's get him to boss." "Okay." A muscular man grabbed Izaya and carried him on his shoulder like a sack. "Man, this guy's light as a feather!" "Really? Lemme try!" The man threw Izaya to his friend. "You're right! He's so light! I wonder what he ate.." The two men keep on throwing Izaya up in the air, not realizing that Izaya has woken up. While he was still in the air, he quickly took out his switchblade and as gravity pulls him down he kicked them in the face.

"You bastard... We need back up.." The man whispered as he pressed a button on his cellphone. "Ara~ That's not nice... Hitting people until they faint, throwing them in the air... Didn't your mother ever taught you manners? Well, I guess she didn't.. Despite she had sons like you guys... She must be disappointed.." Izaya said, smirking.

"Don't talk about my mother like that, you cocky bastard!" Thug #1 released a punch on Izaya but he easily dodged it. Thug #2 grabbed Izaya from the back but Izaya moved fast by slashing him on his arm. Thug#2 cried in pain. Suddenly the alley was surrounded with people. "So, you called your friends huh? This should be fun~" Izaya licked switchblade.

Meanwhile, Tom and Shizuo walked around an area in Shinjuku after dealing with a client. Shizuo sniffed the air. "That stinks... Smells like the flea.." He looked around and spotted a group of people carrying baseball bats, hockey sticks and a bunch of other weapons, heading their way. One of them carries something black on his shoulder. Shizuo kept on walking, not caring to stay out of trouble. But then, one of them bumped into Shizuo.

"Watch where you're walking, punk." He said to Shizuo. Shizuo turned to the guy and said, "It was you who bumped me." The man swung his bat and hit Shizuo's head. Shizuo reached up to his head and saw the blood on his hands. "Bastard! Do you have a death wish?! I'll kill you!" Shizuo grabbed the man by the collar and punched the thug. The thug immediately fell unconscious. His friends who witnessed Shizuo's actions, charged at Shizuo. "How dare you!"

Shizuo defeated each of them easily. After a few minutes, they all fall to the ground. "Tch, that smell haven't gone yet... Just where is that flea..." Shizuo lit up a cigarette. He spotted a black coat looked just like Izaya's among the fallen thugs. "FLEA! I know you did this!" He grabbed the coat Izaya is unconscious. His head is bleeding, face full of bruises. "What? The flea fainted and all beaten up? Guess I'll send him to Shinra."

"Shizuo! Where have you been? Ohh..." Tom stopped talking as he saw the 'corpses'. "Tom, are we done?" "Yeah.. You can go now..."