Shinigami Uzumaki

Disclaimer: Masashi Kishimoto is the creator of the popular Naruto manga/anime series and all its official characters. Tite Kubo is the author of the popular manga/anime series and has complete ownership of all official Bleach characters. I do not own anything that gets mentioned as cameo from other anime/manga, video games, music, and etcetera. All I own are Original Characters that come into play.

Author's Note: I had to update. Get something written up. I have been soo busy with my life, and with this arctic freeze plaguing much of the United States, it's crap here in Iowa with such freezing cold temperatures, not to mention the thick snow. This omake describes what "happened" when the gang reached Nami no Kuni in the form of Tōshirō giving his report to the Gotei 13.


OMAKE 1: That Singing Incident

The remaining members of the Gotei 13 have gotten together in a meeting, with the lieutenants joining as the border between worlds affected all.

"Let us begin. We have received a report from Hitsugaya-taichō regarding entry into the world and what had been going on since their leaving to Naruto's home world."

Mayuri grimaced a bit. "Yes, well the report our division was sent was very interesting when we reviewed the file sent by Hitsugaya Tōshirō. But, we have the video file the captain sent us."

Nemu went to the monitor that was brought in, and inserted a disc into the slot. Soon the monitor turns on before Tōshirō's face appears on the screen.

"This is Hitsugaya Tōshirō, and I am compiling this report on our progress thus far. We arrived safely to Naruto's world. Naruto immediately went to his grave where he had died, his body long since rotted since he had died at the bottom of a lake. He is knowledgeable on the world's countries and the lands are vastly different from our Earth. He procured us a map of the Elemental Nations citing that it's best that we were knowledgeable of the lands. I've sent a copy of the map as data to Kurotsuchi-taichō to analyze and store in the computers in case we ever request backup."

Tōshirō then sighed.

"Naruto decided that we should have a base of operations, of sorts, to rest up so that this world's inhabitants especially the shinobi do not think us bandits or rogue samurai considering our Zanpakutō in their sealed states would mistake us as such. Naruto had a place where he informed us we could easily rest and feel welcomed. But, seeing is believing, so I included a video of what we had witness Naruto do when we arrived to the location called Nami no Kuni."

Tōshirō's face vanished into a snowy haze for a few moments before new picture displays on the monitor.

"So, this is Nami no Kuni?" the voice of Ichigo is heard asking this question.

Naruto's voice is heard next. "Yup. Man, this takes me back. Before this whole village was just a place of extreme poverty." Naruto is then captured in view of the recording and he chuckled. "Now... man I can just see just by looking the village has grown bigger. Maybe it's become an actual town now. Bigger houses and markets... cleaner streets..."

Naruto grins at them before he starts jogging down the streets of the town they are visiting. It's at this point someone would likely to say that in situations like this you would break out into a spontaneous song at the drop of the hat. Well, the other Shinigami (and our viewers the Gotei Thirteen) blinked as a tune started playing from out of nowhere...

My name is Naruto (Hello!)
And I am here to say (How ya doin'?)
I'm gonna make you smile and I will brighten up your day
It doesn't matter now (What's up?)
If you are sad or blue (Howdy!)
'Cause cheering up my friends is just what Naru's here to do

Naruto saw two sad children so with his strength alone picks them up onto his shoulders, surprising them. Then he takes playful leaps, sliding down a very tall slide at the nearby playground. All the children perk up hearing him sing.

'Cause I love to make you smile, smile, smile
Yes I do
It fills my heart with sunshine all the while
Yes it does
'Cause all I really need's a smile, smile, smile
From these happy friends of mine

Naruto smiled, having happily skipped up towards some kids playing with some jump ropes. So he joins them in playing.

I like to see you grin (Awesome!)
I love to see you beam (Rock on!)
The corners of your mouth turned up is always Naru's dream (Fist bump!)
But if you're kind of worried
And your face has made a frown
I'll work real hard and do my best to turn that sad frown upside down

The other Shinigami (and the viewers of the Gotei Thirteen) just watch this random song continue; the singing has attracted many of the villagers, adults and children who couldn't help but smile from the cheerfulness of the words.

'Cause I love to make you grin, grin, grin
Yes I do
Bust it out from ear to ear let it begin
Just give me a joyful grin, grin, grin
And you fill me with good cheer

One house being painted was unfinished on one side, but Naruto decided to finish it in a flash by painting a mural of Ichimaru Gin giving the peace sign.

It's true some days are dark and lonely
And maybe you feel sad
But Naru will be there to show you that it isn't that bad
There's one thing that makes me happy and makes my whole life worthwhile
And that's when I talk to my friends and get them to smile

I really am so happy
Your smile fills me with glee
I give a smile I get a smile
And that's so special to me

'Cause I love to see you beam, beam, beam
Yes I do
Tell me what more can I say
To make you see
That I do
It makes me happy when you beam, beam, beam
Yes it always makes my day

Naruto walks down one of the main streets, the crowds gathering up were full of smiles and good cheer.

Come on everybody smile, smile, smile
Fill my heart up with sunshine, sunshine
All I really need's a smile, smile, smile
From these happy friends of mine

And suddenly, as if by magic, the entire village got into the whole song routine, singing along with Naruto as a chorus.

Come on everybody smile, smile, smile
Fill my heart up with sunshine, sunshine
All I really need's a smile, smile, smile
From these happy friends of mine

Yes the perfect gift for me (Choir: Come on everybody smile, smile, smile)
Is a smile as wide as a mile (Fill my heart up with sunshine, sunshine)
To make me happy as can be (All I really need's a smile, smile, smile; From these happy friends of)

Smile, smile, smile, smile, smile

Come on and smile
Come on and smile

End happy musical tune.

"Naruto-niichan!"

Naruto's smile breaks into a goofy one as someone tackles him out from the crowds.

"Inari-kun!" Naruto cheerfully greets the preteen boy, as Inari glomps him and Naruto spun him around, hugging back.

The villagers started to cheer, surprising the outsiders. They heard some of the villagers call Naruto their Savior from the Gods, Hero of Wave, and The Protector.

"So, am I not the only one wondering where that music came from?" questioned Renji.

"Nope," Ichigo answered.

"Good."

Rukia was slightly puzzled. "I knew Naruto-taichō was a bit energetic at times, but really? A random song out of the blue..."

"So... we should just ignore for now what we witnessed?" Ichigo finally spoke up.

"Agreed," said the others.

The video blanks into snow before Tōshirō reappears. He looked a bit embarrassed, too.

"Yes, that is what exactly happened, and we are still unable to determine where the music came from. But Naruto has a very interesting background of a story regarding this small island country. About four years ago before his death he was on some mission protecting a bridge builder from an evil tyrant, and in the end the tyrant was killed by a rogue ninja who was betrayed and killed said former employer before succumbing to his injuries."

Some yelling can be heard in the background of the video report... faint yelling.

"Naruto was able to bring hope and inspiration back to a town that has since given up on heroes. They treat him very well; honor him with praise and love. The children adore him; the adults respect him like he is a noble. Thus far, we have yet to encounter Hollows going through the borders. But it's only a matter of time before we get some form of excitement."

Tōshirō then glances to his left, where the voice of Naruto could be heard in the background talking to the boy Inari. Sounded like a small argument about the needing of the bathroom, or something.

"We will send more reports as our little adventure, Naruto calls it, continues," Tōshirō finished the report.

The video ends here. While everyone is taking into account of the details mentioned in the report, many are still on the focus of the Sanbantai's taichō singing a song. A happy and cheerful song... completely out of the blue...

Well, at least Yachiru found it fun to listen to as she's giggling about "whiskers-kun" singing.

"It's now official: Naruto-kun is definitely the most interesting man in Soul Society," said Shunsui, a smirk pursuing over his lips.

It's just too puzzling to understand right now how Uzumaki Naruto performed one full random song from outta nowhere, with accompanied happy music. The author of the story would like to remind everybody that he doesn't own the Smile Song from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, even though the pony puns were replaced with human ones... and it's Naruto that was singing, not Pinkie Pie...