A/N: hey there people of Fanfiction I hope you enjoy this read the book fic. I know there are tons of them out there but very few that are complete on this site. I want to tell you that recently this site and guest reviewers have been reporting these kind of stories, but honestly if you were to delete every story that had a song, poem (not owned by them.), T.V/ movie lines, and text from books. You would delete about 2/3 of this site. All that would be left would be AU's and only a select few. I'm trying not to be a hater, but if you're going to keep doing that people are going to get angry. I am sorry if I offend anyone but it had to be said.

Now let's get on to other less depressing things. I want to tell you all who are reading this that this is not my main account. I made this account to become a shield if this this one becomes deleted. Also I will only tell you my really account new if:

You have an account and are not a guest.

It will be through PMing so it will be private

I will not release it to just anyone. That means you have to state your case for me to tell you ok.

Also flames will be fed to Leo to use to power the Argo II

Well that's done how about we get on with the story. I want to remind you all this is my first time doing something like this. So here we go.

Edited 10/23/13: well to tell you the truth I reread this and didn't like this so I fix a few things someone pointed out. I thank them for doing that. So in my opinion I think the gods got along before Percy was born because Poseidon at least in the books does not seem like he would attack his brothers children just because of the big three packet. My theory on what happened was that Hades and Zeus freaked out in a not so positive way about Percy and attacked him while he was a child. This theory will explain why some of the characters OOC and such. So since I have the edit here I might as well answer some of the reviews that were sent in.

Olympus97: thanks for your review and feedback. I PM you the much long explanation and up there in the edit is why the character seemed OOC. Oh and here are sally's blue cookies.

NinjaMonkeyGirl2013: thank for complementing the title it honestly came out of nowhere. Thanks for you feed back about the beginning. *hands you Sally's cookies*

LadaHathaway: thanks for the review I'm glad you liked it. *Hands you Sally's cookies.*

I would also like to thank all those who favorite and followed this story. We also can't forget Sally Jackson-blofis for the wonderful cookies.

Disclaimer: last time I checked I am a northerner so I do not own PJO.

Poseidon's P.O.V

It was the meeting during the winter solstice at Olympus. I was trying to ignore my younger brother's and his wife bickering about his two new demi-god children Thaila and Jason Grace. At the same time I was trying to have a pleasant conversation with my favorite sister Hestia and my nephew Apollo. I sighed.

"What's wrong uncle P?" Apollo asked my actually caring

"It's nothing really I was just thinking about when we actually got along as a family and not a bunch of bickering idiots." I replied.

"I under-" Apollo froze up and his eyes started to get a green ting to them and a green smoke started to come out of his mouth. I expected him to start spouting a prophecy like normal but he got down on his knees and started having a coughing fit. Hestia and I both got down with him I barely noticed the bickering has disappeared altogether.

I rub his back trying to help as much as I can. "Don't worry Apollo you'll be fine." I mummer in his ear. Then he gave one final cough and feel to his side I managed to catch him before he fell on to the ground. He look at me with half lidded eyes then fell unconscious.

I taped while holding Apollo in arm at what looked like a piece of paper right in front where Apollo was coughing. I picked it up and skimmed over it. "It's a note from the Fates and The Oracle." I say with a little shock. Now the room has gone in to complete silence.

A flash of lighting and thunder went off on the distance. While I heard a distance cough which sounded like "drama queen" from hades. "Well read it." Zeus thundered. (A/N: like all the other authors I could not resist the temptation of this pun.)

"Fine give me a moment Drama Queen." I shot back not even looking at Zeus's reddening face and everyone trying key word trying to hold in their laughter.

Dear Gods and Goddess:

First things first please apologize to Apollo for us for using that way of sending this note to you.

Now down to business

Many strings that were not meant to cut were forced to have upset the balance

So we have sent these 9 books to you and three demi-gods to help you stop this from happening

Also no kill, harming, maiming, etc. on the demi-gods or there will be consequences

Read in order and tell the demi-gods to give their full tittles when they get here

From the Fates and The Oracle

PS: the demi-gods will be here when PPS has been completed

PPS: This note will self-destruct in

5

4

3

2

1

At the end of that I was left with ash covering my face and a bunch of laughing idiots even Apollo who must have woken up.

"Very funny I am laughing on the inside." I throw back at them with my usual amount of sarcasm. Just succeeding in making them laugh harder.

"PERCY." I heard a voice behind me say. I turned around to see what looked like a girl punk version of Zeus hanging another boy while said boy was glaring at what look like the child version of Hades.

A/N: well that's it for now I hope you like it and laughed at the title too. I will be posting another chapter soon as I can. Please tell me how it is in a review. For those who review will get Sally Jackson's famous blue cookies virtualized.