"Welcome back to the Newlywed Game Show--brought to you in part by Bangin' Productions, the creators of Foxes Gone Wild; including Renamon, the Eevee-lutions, and Vulpix!" Kuro grinned.
Meanwhile, Rox-chan and Gary are together at the podium. They're alternately making out and planning a date. "Yea, Friday's good, just gimme a call... Oh, we're on!" Rox-chan grinned sheepishly as Gary waved and jumped back into the audience. Alright, here we are. The bonus question. This will decide your fate, so think hard. Both partners will write down their answers and reveal them at the same time. So, for two-hundred..." Rox-chan paused to wave at something beyond the camera, winking. The camera leaned back to show Brock.
Kuro sighed and just continued announcing, "The game is now down to the wires! Head-to-head, one-on-one, one bonus question--which is worth a whopping two hundred points... For, quite possibly, the game, What was the kinkiest thing you and your spouse have ever done?"
The two couples thought deeply and scribbled down their answers.
Rox-chan winked charismatically. "Okay, Mondo and Meowth, since you're the ones behind in the score, you two go first. What did you say?"
They both flipped over their cards. Mondo's said The time he licked me all over when I just scratched behind his ears, while Meowth's said, When he dressed up in a Meowth costume and did it like a Pokemon.
BUZZ!
Rox-chan and Kuro both sweatdropped. Rox-chan sniffed sadly, "So sorry, but you don't get it."
Kuro clapped her hands and said, "This means Mew and Mewtwo are the winners today, but let's still see what they put down."
They both read something to the effect of, Using Bubble to create an air bubble so we could do it under water.
Rox-chan's eyes widen. She shakes her head to clear it of that vision.
Kuro smiled. "They're so creative! Especially Mewtwo."
"Well, that's the game! Mewtwo and Mew win with a score of 500 points!" Rox-chan smiled straight at the camera and gave a wink.
Everyone cheered. Both Mew and Mewtwo are presented with baby blue roses (provided by James) and placed in the limelight. They're so happy they can't keep from groping sucking face.
Kuro, the only one not having some kind of relations, centered herself on the stage. "Mewtwo and Mew will be receiving a wonderful honeymoon to the Whirl Islands along with tickets to the exclusive and exciting Whirl Cup! No one leaves empty-handed from the Newlywed Game! Mondo and Meowth will be receiving a free CD from Wherehouse and a gift certificate to PokeCo, where the Pokemon go."
The corny theme comes up, with the eyecatch quickly dissolving on the screen. Text comes up, which reads "All losing contestants receive a consolation prize custom-made for the couple. No animals were harmed in the making of this show. Any members of the staff who require it will be given free psychological counseling and a stay in a cerebral hospital. All contestants will stay in the lovely Luxor Hotel Las Vegas, Nevada! Funding sponsored in part by...PokeCo, Wherehouse, Egg&Egg, Bangin' Prod., Jasmine Record Co., Quality PokeBall Prod., Talbain Publishers."
The screen clears up and Rox-chan is center stage again, "We'll be right back with a few more words after this from our sponsor, Talbain Publishers."
Disclaimer text is on the screen while she talks, which reads: "Talbain Publishers is copyright of Gabriel-san, used without permission--ain't we bad?"
~~~~~~~~~~~
Felicia: Hello! I'm Felicia, and I've got something that you gals might be interested in.
[The camera pulls out to show Jon Talbain with his face buried in Felicia's cleavage]
Felicia: Ain't that something? A big beefcake werewolf is utterly devoted to me! He's such a sweetheart. And quite a lover. Every night, sometimes twice. And let me tell you, it's always better the second time around. So what's the marvelous secret to this? Find out in my new book, "How to nab beefy critter guys." Got your eye on a special doggy, or a kitty, or any of the other myriad species out there? My book will show you exactly how to catch their attention and keep them begging for more. Just $19.95 plus shipping and handling. I'll even throw in a rubber chew bone, to sweeten the deal for canines.
--Disclaimer text: This commercial was made by Gabriel Studios, however, no cash income is going toward him since this is purely stolen. Let's hope Rox-chan's ears don't get cut off...or worse...--
~~~~~~~~~
Rox-chan is seen writing on a aqua-colored Post It. "How to Nab Beefy Critter Guys. 1-900-546... Are we back? Right!" She grinned. "Welcome back. It's finally time to go... but let me just say, I hope you enjoyed this episode of the Newlywed game."
Kuro smiled, "We hope to see you next time!"
They both waved. Rox-chan leaned in close to the camera and whispered loudly, "Any single guys out there?" She winked twice.
Kuro groaned and pulled her away. "Bai bai!!"
"Why don't I show off my beautiful singing voice?!" Rox-chan beamed. "Here's a track exclusively on Rox Star Records!"
"All You Wanted," narrated Kuro, "by Michelle Branch."
"I wanted...to be like you! I wanted everything. So I tried...to be like you! And I got swept awaaaaay....I didn't know that, it was so cold out, and you needed someone to show you the way. So you took my hand and we figured out that when the tide comes it'll take you away..." Rox-chan danced a bit. "If you want to, I can save you, I can take you away from here! So lonely inside, so busy out there, and all you wanted was somebody who cares..." Rox-chan waved her hand and the music melded into the second Michelle song's chorus. "Cause you're everywhere to me, when I close my eyes it's you I see, and everything I know that makes me believe, I'm not alooone..." The music died down a bit.
"Last song." She winked again. "Here's another one by Michelle Branch--it totally fits." She waved again along with Kuro. "Byee!!"
"It hurts to want everything and nothing at the same time," Rox-chan didn't start from the beginning, but rather, the middle. "I want what's yours and I want what's mine. I want you, but I'm not giving..."
Kuro grinned and turned up the mic volume, "She ain't half bad."
"...Goodbye to you!! Goodbye to everything that I knew!! You were the one I loved, the one thing that I tried to hold on to..."
*Fade out*
Meanwhile, Rox-chan and Gary are together at the podium. They're alternately making out and planning a date. "Yea, Friday's good, just gimme a call... Oh, we're on!" Rox-chan grinned sheepishly as Gary waved and jumped back into the audience. Alright, here we are. The bonus question. This will decide your fate, so think hard. Both partners will write down their answers and reveal them at the same time. So, for two-hundred..." Rox-chan paused to wave at something beyond the camera, winking. The camera leaned back to show Brock.
Kuro sighed and just continued announcing, "The game is now down to the wires! Head-to-head, one-on-one, one bonus question--which is worth a whopping two hundred points... For, quite possibly, the game, What was the kinkiest thing you and your spouse have ever done?"
The two couples thought deeply and scribbled down their answers.
Rox-chan winked charismatically. "Okay, Mondo and Meowth, since you're the ones behind in the score, you two go first. What did you say?"
They both flipped over their cards. Mondo's said The time he licked me all over when I just scratched behind his ears, while Meowth's said, When he dressed up in a Meowth costume and did it like a Pokemon.
BUZZ!
Rox-chan and Kuro both sweatdropped. Rox-chan sniffed sadly, "So sorry, but you don't get it."
Kuro clapped her hands and said, "This means Mew and Mewtwo are the winners today, but let's still see what they put down."
They both read something to the effect of, Using Bubble to create an air bubble so we could do it under water.
Rox-chan's eyes widen. She shakes her head to clear it of that vision.
Kuro smiled. "They're so creative! Especially Mewtwo."
"Well, that's the game! Mewtwo and Mew win with a score of 500 points!" Rox-chan smiled straight at the camera and gave a wink.
Everyone cheered. Both Mew and Mewtwo are presented with baby blue roses (provided by James) and placed in the limelight. They're so happy they can't keep from groping sucking face.
Kuro, the only one not having some kind of relations, centered herself on the stage. "Mewtwo and Mew will be receiving a wonderful honeymoon to the Whirl Islands along with tickets to the exclusive and exciting Whirl Cup! No one leaves empty-handed from the Newlywed Game! Mondo and Meowth will be receiving a free CD from Wherehouse and a gift certificate to PokeCo, where the Pokemon go."
The corny theme comes up, with the eyecatch quickly dissolving on the screen. Text comes up, which reads "All losing contestants receive a consolation prize custom-made for the couple. No animals were harmed in the making of this show. Any members of the staff who require it will be given free psychological counseling and a stay in a cerebral hospital. All contestants will stay in the lovely Luxor Hotel Las Vegas, Nevada! Funding sponsored in part by...PokeCo, Wherehouse, Egg&Egg, Bangin' Prod., Jasmine Record Co., Quality PokeBall Prod., Talbain Publishers."
The screen clears up and Rox-chan is center stage again, "We'll be right back with a few more words after this from our sponsor, Talbain Publishers."
Disclaimer text is on the screen while she talks, which reads: "Talbain Publishers is copyright of Gabriel-san, used without permission--ain't we bad?"
~~~~~~~~~~~
Felicia: Hello! I'm Felicia, and I've got something that you gals might be interested in.
[The camera pulls out to show Jon Talbain with his face buried in Felicia's cleavage]
Felicia: Ain't that something? A big beefcake werewolf is utterly devoted to me! He's such a sweetheart. And quite a lover. Every night, sometimes twice. And let me tell you, it's always better the second time around. So what's the marvelous secret to this? Find out in my new book, "How to nab beefy critter guys." Got your eye on a special doggy, or a kitty, or any of the other myriad species out there? My book will show you exactly how to catch their attention and keep them begging for more. Just $19.95 plus shipping and handling. I'll even throw in a rubber chew bone, to sweeten the deal for canines.
--Disclaimer text: This commercial was made by Gabriel Studios, however, no cash income is going toward him since this is purely stolen. Let's hope Rox-chan's ears don't get cut off...or worse...--
~~~~~~~~~
Rox-chan is seen writing on a aqua-colored Post It. "How to Nab Beefy Critter Guys. 1-900-546... Are we back? Right!" She grinned. "Welcome back. It's finally time to go... but let me just say, I hope you enjoyed this episode of the Newlywed game."
Kuro smiled, "We hope to see you next time!"
They both waved. Rox-chan leaned in close to the camera and whispered loudly, "Any single guys out there?" She winked twice.
Kuro groaned and pulled her away. "Bai bai!!"
"Why don't I show off my beautiful singing voice?!" Rox-chan beamed. "Here's a track exclusively on Rox Star Records!"
"All You Wanted," narrated Kuro, "by Michelle Branch."
"I wanted...to be like you! I wanted everything. So I tried...to be like you! And I got swept awaaaaay....I didn't know that, it was so cold out, and you needed someone to show you the way. So you took my hand and we figured out that when the tide comes it'll take you away..." Rox-chan danced a bit. "If you want to, I can save you, I can take you away from here! So lonely inside, so busy out there, and all you wanted was somebody who cares..." Rox-chan waved her hand and the music melded into the second Michelle song's chorus. "Cause you're everywhere to me, when I close my eyes it's you I see, and everything I know that makes me believe, I'm not alooone..." The music died down a bit.
"Last song." She winked again. "Here's another one by Michelle Branch--it totally fits." She waved again along with Kuro. "Byee!!"
"It hurts to want everything and nothing at the same time," Rox-chan didn't start from the beginning, but rather, the middle. "I want what's yours and I want what's mine. I want you, but I'm not giving..."
Kuro grinned and turned up the mic volume, "She ain't half bad."
"...Goodbye to you!! Goodbye to everything that I knew!! You were the one I loved, the one thing that I tried to hold on to..."
*Fade out*