My name is Edwardeon Grey. I am married to/fucking with/beating Anabeva Swan.

I am a super-fucking rich motherfucker. Anabeva is this clumsy chick I want to bang.

She's the new kid. She saw me and immediately had an orgasm.

Then I was like.

"I'm hot. You're cute. LET'S GET IT ON!"

And she was like.

"Okay."

Then I was like.

"I'm going to abuse you now. But I'm a fucking vampire so I just need to emotionally abuse you. Let's have sex in this fucking expensive building that costs more than a normal person's yearly salary. I must put my dick in your cunt now before we have too much of a plot."

WHAT IS WITH ALL THESE SHITTY IMITATIONS.

TWILIGHT IS TWILIGHT, NOT A CLONING CENTER.

HAVE SOME ORIGINALITY. MAKE YOUR OWN FUCK-WORTHY EMOTIONALLY ABUSIVE CHARACTERS.

FUCK YOU, 50 SHADES, BARED TO YOU, AND EVERY OTHER BASTARDO COPY OUT THERE FOR FILLING THE WORLD WITH EVEN MORE SHIT.