Okay. So I made this a long time ago. I was looking through my writing app and saw that I mostly finished this one. I didn't know how to end it. I don't know if anyone really likes my writing but just in case anyone does, I decided to post. I have/had a lot of ideas for stories but never wrote them into stories. I have probably ten ideas that I just haven't written out and hopefully I will someday. Sorry I'm rambling. Here's the story.
Kim Crawford is now online.
Jack Brewer is now online.
Jerry Martinez is now online.
Milton Krupnick is now online.
Jerry: Whats up my peeps
Jack: Hey guys
Kim: Hey
Milton: Hello.
Jack: You guys know how we have to read Romeo and Juliet in English class?
Kim: Ya
Jerry: Sure
Milton: Uh huh. I finished that last week.
Jerry: Pft overachiever
Kim: wow thats a first. Jerry's using big words.
Milton: Better mark that on the calender lol
Jerry: haha not cool guys
Jack: GUYS!
Milton: Sorry, Jack
Kim: ya sorry. What about the book now
Jack: well, i was looking online for the answers to the study questions since i am so not reading it. and stumbled upon a quick and funny text version of the play.
Jerry: really
Kim: then post it on here and show us
Jack: hang on gotta find it... Found it
here it is:
Romeo and Juliet Text Message Version
- Act 1 -
Romeo : R u awake? Want 2 chat?
Juliet: O Rom. Where4 art thou?
Romeo: Outside yr window.
Juliet: Stalker!
Romeo: Had 2 come. feeling jiggy.
Juliet: B careful. My family h8 u.
Romeo: Tell me about it. What about u?
Juliet: 'm up for marriage f u are.. Is tht a bit fwd?
Romeo: No. Yes. No. Oh, dsnt mat-r, 2moro 9?
Juliet: Luv U xxxx
Romeo: CU then xxxx
- Act 2 -
Friar: Do u?
Juliet: I do
Romeo: I do
- Act 3 -
Juliet: Come bck 2 bed. It's the nightingale not the lark.
Romeo: OK Juliet: ! I ws wrong !. It's the lark. U gotta go. Or die.
Romeo: Damn. I shouldn't hv wasted Tybalt & gt banished.
Juliet: When CU again?
Romeo: Soon. Promise. Dry sorrow drinks our blood. Adieu.
Juliet: Miss u big time.
- Act 4 -
Nurse: Yr mum says u have 2 marry Paris!
Juliet: No way. Yuk yuk yuk. n-e-way, am mard 2 Rom.
- Act 5 -
Friar: Really? O no. U wl have 2 take potion that makes u look ded.
Juliet: Gr8.
- Act 6 -
Romeo: J-why r u not returning my texts?
Romeo: R U OK? Am abroad but phone still works.
Romeo: TEXT ME!
Batty: Bad news. J dead. Sorry m8.
- Act 7 -
Romeo: J-wish u wr able 2 read this...am now poisoning & and climbing in yr grave. LUV U Ju xxxx
- Act 8 -
Juliet: R-got yr text! Am alive! Ws faking it! Whr RU? Oh...
Friar: Vry bad situation.
Juliet: Nightmare. LUVU2. Always. Dagger. Ow!
Logout...!
- The End -
So... funny huh?
Kim: Omg so funny!
Jerry: hahaha!
Milton: haha that made my day
Jack: glad you liked it
Jerry: why couldn't teach give us that instead of that stupid hard thing.
Kim: a book, Jerry. It's called a book
Jerry: potato tomato. Same thing. Whatever it is I still lost it.
Jack: it's been a week!
Kim: c'mon, jack. It's Jerry we're talking bout
Milton: she's right Jack it's no use trying anymore. His skull is too thick. Trust me I've tried one too many times to get stuff into his head
Jack: True True
Jerry: Hey!
Milton: Well i gotta get going. i have to finish my Chemistry homework for next week
Kim: Bye milton
Jack:,see ya
Jerry: later dude
Milton Krupnick is now offline.
Jerry: I gotta go too the me and the fam have a get together or somethin tonight and my cousin Jorge wont leave me alone.
Jack: later man
Kim: bye
Jerry Martinez is now offline.
Kim: and then there were two
Jack: haha nice
Kim: so what u wanna do now?
Jack: idk how bout truth or dare
Kim: ok. you first.
Jack: ok Truth or dare
Kim: dare
Jack: I dare you to lick the bottom of Jerry's shoe
Kim: EWW! NO
Jack: you have to kuz i dared u to ;p
Kim: uh fine
Jack: (: your turn
Kim: Truth or dare
Jack: Truth
Kim: really :\ ok umm...what did you and Jerry actually do to get detention last week and not that lame excuse either
Jack: Um... well you know how Mr. Speck threatened to fail me if i didnt start paying attention in math class? Even though I totally do
Kim: sure you do... Anyways ya
Jack: Well he was telling me other bull to and pissed me off so i asked Jerry to help me get back at him. so we were setting up during homeroom but he came back from lunch sooner than planned and the bucket fell and hit him on the head knocking him out for about 5 minutes. long story short he wrote us up and gave us detention. I have another one on tuesday and jerry on wednesday.
Kim: Wow.
Jack: ya but the sad part is that we didnt get to put our prank into action. :/
Kim: haha. well i'm bored so what do u wanna do
Jack: idk but please dont get offline. im bored as hell and nobody's home. :(
Kim: Parents on a business trip again
Jack: sadly yes til next thursday
Kim: what about your sis
Jack: shes at her friend Jamie's for the week
Kim: want me to come over?
Jack: Yes!
Kim: ok ill ask my mom
she said i can stay over so see u in a few
Jack: see u in a bit
Kim Crawford is now offline.
Jack Brewer is now offline.
-*xX Xx*-
Jerry Martinez is now online.
Kim Crawford is now online.
Milton Krupnick is now online.
Jack Brewer is now online.
Kim: I still can't believe you made me lick the bottom of Jerry's shoe!
Jack: A dare is a dare, Kim.
Jerry: I feel for ya chica. I wouldn't have even licked that nasty ass thing, man! Not cool!
Milton: By the way Jerry, I found your book for English
Jerry: swag! Where was it at
Milton: strangely... Under my bed
Jack: why would it be there
Kim: and why we're you under your bed exactly
Jerry: I didn't want to read it so I put it in the last place I'd look but teach said he'd call mum if I didntbring it to class tomorrow do I was freakin. Thanks milt!
Milton: Kim, I was under my bed to look for French horn history book.
Kim: ... Okay then... To both.
The end.
As I said. Didn't know how to end it. If you guys like these let me know nd I'll start makinging the ideas I have into stories. That Romeo and Juliet thing was shown to my class after we read the book and I thought it was kind of funny so I wanted to share it so I put it into a story. This is the link I got it from:
2007/04/romeo-and-juliet-text-message-version_ ?m=1