Diary of a Wimpy kid – Rodrick Rules – Rodrick's Point of View

This is my Second fan fiction on Diary of a Wimpy Kid, because a load of people loved the first one! This is for them in a way of saying thank you for reviewing! Please review! :D

Chapter 1

September

Monday

I guess mom was pretty (when I say pretty, I mean very!) proud of herself! Because she went out shopping and bought Greg a new one!

All the better for me now because I get to enjoy stuff my mum does for Greg! My life is SO much fun sometimes' you know! Sometimes' I really love my mum (NOT!)

Now I know that Greg has a new journal, I know that he'll be trying his best to get this out of my grasp! Well, I got hold of his last journal and when he found out he went BILISTIC! But…we don't have time for that story right now, maybe later!

Even without the problems with me he has to put up with, he has had a LOUSLEY summer!

Our family didn't go anywhere or do anything 'FUN' and that was stupid dad's fault! Dad made Greg join the swim team again, and he made sure that he didn't miss ANY meetings this year! STUPID, what about me?

He told me that in a lot of ways it was WORSE than being in middle school, and I told him, wait till' you get into high school! He won't last a second with Rowley, his weird, GIRLY friend!

Well, it ALL started with the first summer where he let them wear some swimming trunks instead of some silly racing trunks. But mum said that my, yes my, hand-me down bathing suit was fine and that the boys would BE so jealous of Greg…not!

After his so called 'swimming lesson' (More like bully club!), mom persuaded, more like give me 100 dollars, to pick Greg up.

Ok, so maybe I was like half an hour late, but seriously I'm a busy man with a job at his hands!

I wouldn't let him sit in the front because I didn't want the chlorine to ruin my seats; he called my shiny new van, 15 years old! WHATEVER!

Unfortunately, I don't have any seats in the back, but who cares?

The next week before he went to swimming class he said that he was going to walk home from now on, so I don't have to suffer from his complaining, Hurray!