Dear Code Geass Fanfiction Authors
Chapter 11: Suzaku Kururugi plus Sketch: The Power of the Stamina-lacking Overprotective Elder Brother plus Reply to the Reader's Letter
IX: The long awaited Suzaku Kururugi! And also two specials down there! ;) Please enjoy!
special thanks to agarfinkel for providing me with the awesome idea for the sketch
Oh, and this chapter is dedicated to fellow fanfiction author/reader and loyal reviewer, pft980811 for your continuous support and mind-blogging 300 something three months conversation. Your wish have finally come true! Yes, I present you...
Dear Code Geass Fanfiction Authors,
I am happy to know that the majority of you have waited for my letter since the start of this 'letter sending' practice.
However, I am unhappy to know that you think I could a-actually... actually rape Lelouch!
Yes, I might have kind of betrayed him here and there around the series, but my betrayals were justified! I didn't just betray him because I want to, but because we had this little misunderstanding! Okay, big misunderstanding. And it isn't just my fault! Lelouch did kill E-euphie...
Oh, Princess Euphemia. HOW DARE YOU PEOPLE TARNISH THE NAME OF PRINCESS EUPHEMIA?!
Euphie is a pure being... And I would never be able to match up to her. Much more so that I would never have the chance to... um... do that to her.
Why am I paired up with Kallen? I thought she's Lelouch's? Or, well, Lelouch's hers. But there's Shirley, CC, Milly, Kaguya... Oh, Lelouch's love life is so complicating, I'm lucky I only have two people who I'm frequently paired up with.
Euphemia and Lelouch.
It's not romance I have with Princess Euphemia, it's more like... um, the responsibility of a knight to his princess? Yes, something like that.
As for Lelouch, if it isn't obvious enough, it's pure friendship. I've known Lelouch ever since we were children, and so we are childhood friends, and nothing more.
Lastly, could you guys stop writing how Arthur keeps biting me and stuff? Arthur doesn't really bite my that much an- OOOUCH! ARTHUR!
Yours sincerely,
Suzaku Kururugi
PS, stop writing me as straight-laced, brainless and half-dumb. I'm intelligent too! I might be overshadowed since I'm always with the big brained Lelouch, but I'm sure I'm smarter than many of you here!
(The Power of a Stamina-lacking Overprotective Elder Brother)
Lelouch: I have come to notice... that in some cases... you are paired with... my sister.
Suzaku: Euphie? Yea, I have no idea how that idea came up in their mind. I mean, I'm just her knight, right?
Lelouch: Euphie's matter is Cornelia's job. I am talking about... Nunnally.
Suzaku: W-what...? M-me and... Nunnally?! Uh... I swear, I have nothing towards her. I mean, I love her and all but...
Lelouch: STAY AWAY FROM MY SISTER, YOU FREAKING PEDOPHILE! YOU SHALL CEASE TO EXIST ON THE FACE OF EARTH, I SWEAR, SUZAKU KURURUGI!
Suzaku: Platonic! It's platonic love I feel for Nunnally! Don't misunderstand!
Ever wanted to communicate with your favorite Code Geass character but could not find the chance to? Well, here's the chance! Review in a letter format to your intended Code Geass character, and they might just give you a reply! (Note: I will only pick the top 3 to 5 (depending on the length of next chapter, which I can foretell is very short) letters that amuse me the most)
Below is an example. The letter is written by DawnQuest23361
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Dear Lelouch,
I'm a big fan of yours. Sadly for you, this letter is not about your awesome powers and such, it is a reply to your letters. Dude, I hear ya! I feel so weird that after watching the mastermind Lelouch in the anime, the Lelouch in fanfiction is being such a wimpy, bratty little 'princess'. Yes, princess. Can you imagine the horror? Oh wait, you're probably more horrified than me... They're toying with you're personality after all... So, what I'm saying is that I completely understand the pain you feel but even so, weird stories are extremely fun for us to read... Try thinking of it as fictitious stories of some other person named Lelouch and STOP having temper tantrums. Like seriously, STOP. You're death threats don't mean a thing to us because we know all your weaknesses... Heh heh heh. Also, in this world, we authors are the ones with power! WE SHALL RULE THE WORLD!
Regards,
Dawn
...
To Dawn,
How can you not focus on my awesome powers an- *cough* What I meant was, you are not focusing on the right thing. I am not a princess, I am the 11th Prince of the Holy Britannian Empire! Prince, get it? Believe, I am more horrified than you could get watching Sinister and The Conjuring in the middle of the night alone with the rain drizzling lightly and wind blowing softly. Yes, they're toying with my personality! The more respectful ones will at least put in a warning for OOC-ness, which means that I will never act like that, but what about those who did not put the warning? Do they think that I will really act like a princess?! I sincerely thank you for the advice and therapy and... Wait. Aren't you on my side?!
With regards,
Lelouch vi Britannia
IX: Done! Aren't you guys just happy? I think you should bless me with more reviews and love, I typed this thing up at 2.30AM although I have to wake up by 6AM for school! Not to mention that this week will be my so-called 'busy week'! I, as the trombonist of my school's military band, have a performance this Friday. DX And we have to practice like crazy!
Anyway, as I stated above, I hope you guys will review in letters. You can just drop me a review like usual, but add in the letter after your review like what Dawn did (Thanks for indirectly giving me the inspiration!). I cannot wait for any of your amusing letters to come.
Please review and drop in your letters!
Replies to Reviews
pft980811 - My sentiments exactly
DawnQuest23361 - How do you like the reply? Please give me your opinion! :)
KriosCG - pfft review XD
CaptainvKickass - Indeed the existence of anime characters are for us with creative minds to humiliate in the most creative way.
Saki-Rose Chan - I'm not really in the LJ too, since its pretty troublesome for a 24/7 mobile user. I just went strolling around the cgkinkmeme a while ago and got the idea.
Usagi no Insanity - You can never fathom not imagine what lurks around your fandom...
Asukaforever92 - I shall crack my brain to heed your wishes.
agarfinkel - Done and done! Thank you for he idea! :)
Ghibli Ninja - Yup, ideas were running out but now my mind is loaded with a new idea: READERS SHALL PROVIDE THEM!
Yuri18 y Tsuki500 - Lelouch would like to thank you for your advice XD
lightshadow101 - THAAAANNKK YYOOOOUUU!
cjjeje - Lelouch is just too adorable and likable like that.
RandomName3064 - (For C9) Yup I read that too. And I read many others, but I unfortunately cannot disclose the names in respect to the authors. Thanks for the support!
SailorKickass270 - (c1) REAAAALLLY?! Yippee! I feel so proud now. You feel bashed? Read the summary again and you can see that I said, "no offense, just for comedy relief". XD
I'm currently crossing my hands and swinging my legs while waiting for the 100th review. Will it be presented this chapter or the next? I think it's going to be in the next, unless all of my followers/favoriters (?) post a review.