Chapter 1: Kindergarten...What can go wrong?
Disclamer: I don't own Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, Dragon Ball Kai, or GT
In West City, there was a school.
A school so awful, that any normal parent wouldn't send their child there. It was because of one thing: Unruly aliens were attending this school.
"I don't wanna go to this awful school!" said Freiza.
"Well too bad!" said King Cold.
North High Elementary, the worst school on Earth.
"I can't believe I have to go to this stupid school full of weaklings!" yelled Vegeta.
"Shut up, boy!"shouted King Vegeta.
Vegeta, his father, his mother, and his brother lived on Earth. They were royal Saiyans, but I can't find an explaimation for living on Earth.
"Hey Raditz, is there food at school?" Goku asked his big brother.
"How should I know?!," sneered Raditz.
Goku, his father, Bardock, his mother, Gine, and his 13 year old brother, Raditz, lived in West City too. Bardock took the job as a professor, and his mother took the job as the owner of a meat industry. Their two idiot sons...well, they went to school.
Then there was Piccolo. Nobody knew him because he was so quiet- Well, except some of the Z Fighters. Piccolo actually had a wild personality- at certain times.
Bulma walked along with her father asking "Why can't I just skip to college?"
"Because, even though you are smarter, you are way too young." Her father replied.
Bulma...was Bulma. She was genius in a child's place. She was in the same preschool as the Z Fighters, and had a small (major) crush on Vegeta.
Then Yamcha came, "I can't wait to get some girls, cause i'm so hot!" he said.
Krillin tagged along with him. "I don't know...remember preschool when you cheated on all of those girls?"
"Yea yea whatever." replied Yamcha.
Yamcha was a player back in preschool. Cheated on almost every girl from there. But he didn't date BULMA. (Get it people, he DIDN'T date BULMA. DIDN'T!)
Krillin was just an average joe, living at Kame House with Master Roshi, and attending school with one of his best friends, Goku.
Then there was the loud mouth-I mean Chi-Chi.
"I can't wait to find a boyfriend then get married and have two kids!" she said.
She always had the dream of going to college, and succeeding in life, same as her kids.
When all the kids came to their classroom, (Which ironically was the same class for everyone) the teacher introduced herself.
"Hello i'm Mrs. Buttstinger (Get it, Mr. Blutzinger?!) - The whole class laughed loudly.
"OK JUST CALL ME MRS.B!" she yelled irritated
The whole class was silent.
"Now let's introduce each other." she said sweetly.
After introductions there was free time, which meant everyone could make friends.
Vegeta was wandering around, looking for Bulma. Bulma was his crush ever since they were in preschool, but he was too nervous to talk to her. Even though, he did held hands with her back in preschool, whoch was a good sign.
"I'm ready this time," he promised himself.
He finally spotted her and walked up to her.
"I demand you be my girlfriend!" Vegeta commanded.
Bulma looked at Vegeta.
His eyes looked desperate, even though he was demanding it.
Vegeta blushed, she was even cuter than last year!
"...ok.." Bulma agreed.
He was kinda cute anyway, and she already knew him.
"YES!" He screamed in triumph.
Everyone looked at him.
He blushed and picked Bulma up.
"UP UP AND AWAY!" Vegeta yelled as he busted out of the classroom ceiling with Bulma screaming.
Chi-Chi looked around.
Goku's been avoiding her ever since preschool and she won't stand for it! Ever since that time she asked to be his boyfriend.
Aha! She finally spotted him!
"GOKU!" she screamed.
Goku tried to run away, but she tackled him before he got the chance.
"YOU ARE GOING TO BE MY BOYFRIEND THIS INSTANT! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!" Chi-Chi yelled as she locked his big head in a headlock.
Goku whimpered as he shook his head yes.
'She's a crazy woman!' he thought in fear.
Krillin hung out with 18 and her overprotective brother, 17.
When, Krillin saw 18, he was instantly in love.
When he was about to walk up to her, 17 blocked his way.
"What're you doing here, shrimp?!" 17 snapped.
"I-uh-well.." Krillin stuttered.
18 pushed 17 out the way, "Give him a break, idiot!"
17 hmphed and stood a good foot away.
"Hey cutie, what's your name?" 18 asked.
Krillin stuttered as he said, "K-K-K-r-r-ill-i-i-n.."
"Well Krillin, let me show you something.." 18 said as she grabbed his hand and dragged him away.
Krillin blushed as he was lead away by 18.
Piccolo meditated, Yamcha flirted with other girls, and the rest did normal things.
This was the only 'normal' day until they graduate from college...
Next Time: Vegeta saves Bulma from the Terrible Cooties
Yup, I'm editing these chapters... and Dragon Ball Kai is gone. At least, you'll be able to understand half of the story. But yes, I'll be "updating", so review of you want. Since this story is complete, I don't care :)